macbeth Posted 7 June 2006 Posted 7 June 2006 i just got back from the dentist and in one of the waitingroom redtops (probably the sun) there was this story about an old perv trying to hav sex with a cow... a real moo cow... and he was trying to mount her on some step ladders ...then i was called in and i didn't get to the end and was in to much pain after to read the rest ; did any one else see the story or was it a bad dream?
Dr The Singh Posted 7 June 2006 Posted 7 June 2006 i just got back from the dentist and in one of the waitingroom redtops (probably the sun) there was this story about an old perv trying to hav sex with a cow... a real moo cow... and he was trying to mount her on some step ladders ...then i was called in and i didn't get to the end and was in to much pain after to read the rest ; did any one else see the story or was it a bad dream? Sounds mopre like something out of 'The Sport' but I will go and have a look!!
Dr The Singh Posted 7 June 2006 Posted 7 June 2006 i just got back from the dentist and in one of the waitingroom redtops (probably the sun) there was this story about an old perv trying to hav sex with a cow... a real moo cow... and he was trying to mount her on some step ladders ...then i was called in and i didn't get to the end and was in to much pain after to read the rest ; did any one else see the story or was it a bad dream? Here it is: http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006260266,,00.html Sicko OAP's bit of udder FULL NEWS INDEX By JOHN COLES A PENSIONER has been cautioned by cops for trying to have sex with a COW. The 67-year-old pervert even took his own stepladder along to attempt the depraved act. He walked into a field at 6.45am, selected a cow and then put his steps up behind it. But a horrified passer-by called police to say the OAP was “behaving strangely† and officers dashed to the scene in Nailsea, Somerset. Cops found the sicko still perched on his ladder attempting to have sex with the beast. The man, who has not been named, was arrested and given an official police caution. He was ordered to stay away from farm animals. An Avon and Somerset police source said the cow was unhurt. A police spokesman said: “A man was arrested on suspicion of attempting intercourse with an animal.â€Â
macbeth Posted 7 June 2006 Author Posted 7 June 2006 Here it is: http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006260266,,00.html Sicko OAP's bit of udder FULL NEWS INDEX By JOHN COLES A PENSIONER has been cautioned by cops for trying to have sex with a COW. The 67-year-old pervert even took his own stepladder along to attempt the depraved act. He walked into a field at 6.45am, selected a cow and then put his steps up behind it. But a horrified passer-by called police to say the OAP was “behaving strangely† and officers dashed to the scene in Nailsea, Somerset. Cops found the sicko still perched on his ladder attempting to have sex with the beast. The man, who has not been named, was arrested and given an official police caution. He was ordered to stay away from farm animals. An Avon and Somerset police source said the cow was unhurt. A police spokesman said: “A man was arrested on suspicion of attempting intercourse with an animal.†he's only got to stay away from farm animals... look out rover the cow was unhurt...........how about her feelings?
Katy Posted 7 June 2006 Posted 7 June 2006 he's only got to stay away from farm animals... look out rover the cow was unhurt...........how about her feelings? :laugh: Why is sex with cattle and other such creatures illegal anyway?
Cat Burger Posted 7 June 2006 Posted 7 June 2006 This bloke got caught doing it in Glen parva to horses. He tied them to trees and tied their legs together. My friends mum helped get him caught because he ran naked through her back garden.
Dr The Singh Posted 7 June 2006 Posted 7 June 2006 :laugh: Why is sex with cattle and other such creatures illegal anyway? Cus you need the cow's consent, otherwise it's known as rape.......he should have got the cow drunk first, that way he could have said the cow consented!!!
Katy Posted 7 June 2006 Posted 7 June 2006 Cus you need the cow's consent, otherwise it's known as rape.......he should have got the cow drunk first, that way he could have said the cow consented!!! Which is also now illegal
Dr The Singh Posted 7 June 2006 Posted 7 June 2006 Which is also now illegal Damn, when did this happen!!!
Katy Posted 7 June 2006 Posted 7 June 2006 Damn, when did this happen!!! A few months back I think, sorry
Daggers Posted 7 June 2006 Posted 7 June 2006 A PENSIONER has been cautioned by cops for trying to have sex with a COW. The 67-year-old pervert even took his own stepladder along to attempt the depraved act. He walked into a field at 6.45am, selected a cow and then put his steps up behind it. But a horrified passer-by called police to say the OAP was “behaving strangely† and officers dashed to the scene in Nailsea, Somerset. Cops found the sicko still perched on his ladder attempting to have sex with the beast. The man, who has not been named, was arrested and given an official police caution. He was ordered to stay away from farm animals. An Avon and Somerset police source said the cow was unhurt. A police spokesman said: “A man was arrested on suspicion of attempting intercourse with an animal.†I hope that THIS TIME Blair will accept the resignation - it has to be a member of the cabinet.
Katy Posted 7 June 2006 Posted 7 June 2006 I hope that THIS TIME Blair will accept the resignation - it has to be a member of the cabinet. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag!
Daggers Posted 7 June 2006 Posted 7 June 2006 Cus you need the cow's consent, otherwise it's known as rape.......he should have got the cow drunk first, that way he could have said the cow consented!!! Roofies work well on them.... err .... so I've been told.
macbeth Posted 7 June 2006 Author Posted 7 June 2006 I hope that THIS TIME Blair will accept the resignation - it has to be a member of the cabinet. no this was a liberal demooocrat
Daggers Posted 7 June 2006 Posted 7 June 2006 demooocrat - you're getting carried away with yourself now. Stop it or you'll end up as a sub-editor on a red top
macbeth Posted 7 June 2006 Author Posted 7 June 2006 - you're getting carried away with yourself now. Stop it or you'll end up as a sub-editor on a red top oh my god yes.. doing all those awful sun/pun type headlines that make you cringe in embarrassment; thanks for the warning discom i hadn't realised
Durnerz Posted 7 June 2006 Posted 7 June 2006 He might have been sexually daisy-lystic. Been up to your old tricks again have we Kenneth?
Katy Posted 7 June 2006 Posted 7 June 2006 This story just upsets me for some reason!! I can't imagine why Phubey
Cobbo Posted 7 June 2006 Posted 7 June 2006 Grab a sheep, take it to the edge of a cliff, and they push back more. My advice to improve your life there. Is that relevant to this?
Guest Posted 7 June 2006 Posted 7 June 2006 There was an incident where a GNER train had to stop, and numerous passengers called the transport police; the train's chef was 'entertaining' a goat behind a bush. Thank heavens for Midland Mainline.
Katy Posted 7 June 2006 Posted 7 June 2006 There was an incident where a GNER train had to stop, and numerous passengers called the transport police; the train's chef was 'entertaining' a goat behind a bush. Thank heavens for Midland Mainline. Hmm GNER is my neck of the woods unfortunately, ill look out for goat mounting Chef's next week when I go to Leicester on the train.
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