Knighton Matt Posted 14 June 2006 Posted 14 June 2006 Someone moved my thread so I'll try again!! Anyone got any ideas for some classy wall art for my new flat that will make me appear much more sophisticated than I actually am?
Fez of Mahrez Posted 14 June 2006 Posted 14 June 2006 Someone moved my thread so I'll try again!! Anyone got any ideas for some classy wall art for my new flat that will make me appear much more sophisticated than I actually am? Mirrors all four walls and ceilings. Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh yeah.
Luke_Leicester_Lad Posted 14 June 2006 Posted 14 June 2006 Mirrors all four walls and ceilings. Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh yeah. Not the BB House.
billabob Posted 14 June 2006 Posted 14 June 2006 A painting out of the karma sutra, that way if you take a girl backand there discusted by it you know you're not getting laid bu can blag it as art, and then if the girl takes a keen interest you can use all the cheesy karma sutra lines you can think of! for example "you like you, you should see the real thing" pure class
Steven Posted 14 June 2006 Posted 14 June 2006 I have always liked paint that only shows up under ultra violet lighting.
Nationwider Posted 14 June 2006 Posted 14 June 2006 Someone moved my thread so I'll try again!! Anyone got any ideas for some classy wall art for my new flat that will make me appear much more sophisticated than I actually am? Pop Art (Roy Liechtenstein posters etc) Black and white film star prints always look good; think James Stewart, Al Pacino rather than John Candy or The Ewoks. Three small pics framed next to each other (on a theme) looks good. Avoid tacky frames, anything obviously from Athena, "Student Crossing" posters etc. Avoid faeces, blood spatters, Pamela Anderson, Piglet and Eeyore stencils, signed photos of Ruth Kelly MP (or any combination of).
macbeth Posted 15 June 2006 Posted 15 June 2006 Someone moved my thread so I'll try again!! Anyone got any ideas for some classy wall art for my new flat that will make me appear much more sophisticated than I actually am? have thought of B & Q value range pine panelling i've got it throughout my house
The People's Hero Posted 16 June 2006 Posted 16 June 2006 Pop Art (Roy Liechtenstein posters etc) Black and white film star prints always look good; think James Stewart, Al Pacino rather than John Candy or The Ewoks. Three small pics framed next to each other (on a theme) looks good. Avoid tacky frames, anything obviously from Athena, "Student Crossing" posters etc. Avoid faeces, blood spatters, Pamela Anderson, Piglet and Eeyore stencils, signed photos of Ruth Kelly MP (or any combination of). Good advice NW. I try to buy nice paintings (usually very cheap) by local artists wherever I go. I have some great stuff from Rhodes/Hong Kong/Macau on my walls as well as some of my favourite photographs which I've had cropped enlarged and framed. I do have some band stuff which I'm thinking of taking down, some Bob Dylan and Hefner concert posters etc.
The People's Hero Posted 16 June 2006 Posted 16 June 2006 a picture of a giant cock To the likes of me and KM, it would just seem like a normal sized cock. Perhaps small in fact.
Parsons Posted 16 June 2006 Posted 16 June 2006 To the likes of me and KM, it would just seem like a normal sized cock. Perhaps small in fact. in that case, 6 pictures of Giant cocks, cocks soo big that they actually cover all 4 walls and then the celling and floor
Master Fox Posted 16 June 2006 Posted 16 June 2006 in that case, 6 pictures of Giant cocks, cocks soo big that they actually cover all 4 walls and then the celling and floor Knighton Matt
Steven Posted 16 June 2006 Posted 16 June 2006 in that case, 6 pictures of Giant cocks, cocks soo big that they actually cover all 4 walls and then the celling and floor "Sing if you're glad to be gay, sing if you're happy that way, hey".
Parsons Posted 16 June 2006 Posted 16 June 2006 "Sing if you're glad to be gay, sing if you're happy that way, hey". im not gay i just like cock wallpaper
stez Posted 16 June 2006 Posted 16 June 2006 stick a load of these up, chicks dig that kinda shit, especially if they're from in the 80's and this stuff too:
stez Posted 17 June 2006 Posted 17 June 2006 just have picture frames all over the place with this it: then tell any potential that all your family and you are in the sas
Cat Burger Posted 17 June 2006 Posted 17 June 2006 Rent a flat that has been the scene for a few known suicides. That's something to talk about isn't it...other than that, I dunno...smear blood, cum and faeces on the wall???
Parsons Posted 17 June 2006 Posted 17 June 2006 just take a poo in your hand then lob it at the wall, it will have to be a bit of a sloppy one though
coley_lcfc Posted 23 June 2006 Posted 23 June 2006 stick a huge leicester badge on 1 wall on the other a st georges cross and then wat eva u want on the ova 2
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