Knighton Matt Posted 9 July 2006 Posted 9 July 2006 I think we should have our very own Foxestalk Jim'll Fix It where posters can write in in this thread to Foxestalk's very own Jim (TPH). For example: Fezzler might write "Dear Jim. Please fix it for me so that whenever I go out there's loads of nurses cos I find them quite sexy and I've heard they're easy" Or James the Pope might write "Dear Jim. Please fix it for me to get a free iPod. All you have to do is complete an internet offer and you won't get spammed to F**k honestly" Jim can then post his responses to the requests depending on whether the poster is worthy of their request and has argued their case convincingly. Posts your requests here in the style of a Jim'll fix letter...
Fez of Mahrez Posted 10 July 2006 Posted 10 July 2006 Dear Jim. Please fix it for me so that whenever I go out there's loads of nurses cos I find them quite sexy and I've heard they're easy.
Steven Posted 10 July 2006 Posted 10 July 2006 Dear Jim. Please fix it for me so that whenever I go out there's loads of nurses cos I find them quite sexy and I've heard they're easy. Dear Jim. Please fix it for me so that the above nurses have a friend.
Daggers Posted 10 July 2006 Posted 10 July 2006 Dear Jim, I would like a nice nurses uniform and tickets to get into a dark niteclub so that I can spring a nasty surprise on some lustful men!
The People's Hero Posted 10 July 2006 Posted 10 July 2006 I've heard that the Fezzler is actually scared of nurses. Anyway, give us a few hours and a microwaved ginsters and I'll see what I can rustle up....
The People's Hero Posted 10 July 2006 Posted 10 July 2006 Or is it that nurses fear the Fezzler because he follows them round carrying a pair of binoculars and believes that he can't be seen hiding behind small bushes. Blue Oyster Cult should write a song to convince them not to fear him, but to embrace his (unwanted) affection.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 10 July 2006 Posted 10 July 2006 Or is it that nurses fear the Fezzler because he follows them round carrying a pair of binoculars and believes that he can't be seen hiding behind small bushes. Blue Oyster Cult should write a song to convince them not to fear him, but to embrace his (unwanted) affection. Going to see them in a couple of weeks
The People's Hero Posted 10 July 2006 Posted 10 July 2006 I hope they play 'Don't Fear the Fezzler' for you. Where are you seeing them? Humey looks a bit like Freddy Flintoff. Just noticed.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 10 July 2006 Posted 10 July 2006 Where are you seeing them? Nottingham. My Dad's favourite band ever. He's rockin'.
The People's Hero Posted 10 July 2006 Posted 10 July 2006 You've got that Rocky Robin song in my head now!
Rincewind Posted 10 July 2006 Posted 10 July 2006 If you want sexy nurses try the telephone numbers in the NotW and late nate TV on Channel Five.I've heard they are supposed to be easy but physical contact may not be possible so any act performed will have to be done curtesy of BT and Andrex Recently I have had loads of freind requests from female on Myspace. The profile link is directly linked to site that shows said ladies with kit off. All go directly there and do not show the profile. Who wants them as freinds?
The People's Hero Posted 10 July 2006 Posted 10 July 2006 If you want sexy nurses try the telephone numbers in the NotW and late nate TV on Channel Five.I've heard they are supposed to be easy but physical contact may not be possible so any act performed will have to be done curtesy of BT and Andrex Recently I have had loads of freind requests from female on Myspace. The profile link is directly linked to site that shows said ladies with kit off. All go directly there and do not show the profile. Who wants them as freinds? Yeah, right!
Katy Posted 10 July 2006 Posted 10 July 2006 Dear Jim. Please fix it for me so that whenever I go out there's loads of nurses cos I find them quite sexy and I've heard they're easy. This is quite correct
Tomassi Posted 10 July 2006 Posted 10 July 2006 Dear Jim I hate Cornish Pastys, please make me like them as everyone else likes them and i am missing out
macbeth Posted 10 July 2006 Posted 10 July 2006 dear jim i am a roma supporter and we are playing juventus in the semi final of the cup can you "fix" it for me yours truly joe rigaresulti ps theres a gold bracelet in it for you
Rincewind Posted 10 July 2006 Posted 10 July 2006 Dear Jim Can you fix it for Mary Poppins to visit my flat and say supercalafragalistic-expialadosish so it will instantly be tidy and I can carry on replying to crap/brilliant (delete as appropriate) posts on Foxestalk. Thank you Jim aged 9 yrs 7 months
FoxyLady Posted 10 July 2006 Posted 10 July 2006 Dear Jim. Please fix it for me so that the above nurses have a friend. Dear Jim, Please fix it so that i am one of these Nurses as the lads all want to meet them :-) xxx
Nationwider Posted 10 July 2006 Posted 10 July 2006 Dear Jim. Please fix it for me so that whenever I go out there's loads of nurses cos I find them quite sexy and I've heard they're easy. Fezz with nurse and "patient", earlier today:
The People's Hero Posted 10 July 2006 Posted 10 July 2006 That Fezzler is a right rogue, strictly off the record of course.
stez Posted 10 July 2006 Posted 10 July 2006 dear jim i am a roma supporter and we are playing juventus in the semi final of the cup can you "fix" it for me yours truly joe rigaresulti ps theres a gold bracelet in it for you
Knighton Matt Posted 15 July 2006 Author Posted 15 July 2006 That Fezzler is a right rogue, strictly off the record of course. On the record now I can confirm this Dear Jim I love you. Can you arrange it for us to get 'our freak on'. Cheers, Robo McFist.
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