Cat Burger Posted 20 July 2006 Posted 20 July 2006 French world cup finalist Franck Ribery Window licking hero 'Sloth' from 'The Goonies'
Fez of Mahrez Posted 20 July 2006 Posted 20 July 2006 Bit harsh considering it was caused by a car crash!! The teeth are more worrying in my opinion.
dandannieldanok Posted 20 July 2006 Posted 20 July 2006 I never realised his teeth were in a poor condition too
Anish Posted 20 July 2006 Posted 20 July 2006 Bit harsh considering it was caused by a car crash!! Exactly.
City Fan Posted 20 July 2006 Posted 20 July 2006 French world cup finalist Franck Ribery Window licking hero 'Sloth' from 'The Goonies' If you're ever in a car crash and end up looking like that, please post a picture so we can all take the piss.
Alexikokopops Posted 20 July 2006 Posted 20 July 2006 If you're ever in a car crash and end up looking like that, please post a picture so we can all take the piss. He got the scar on the side of his face from the car crash, not his Sloth-esque features. So get down of that moral high horse of yours, I'm allergic to horses. That's actually true, it's my embarrassing allergy of the day.
City Fan Posted 20 July 2006 Posted 20 July 2006 ' date='Jul 20 2006, 05:15 PM' post='353029']He got the scar on the side of his face from the car crash, not his Sloth-esque features. So get down of that moral high horse of yours, I'm allergic to horses. That's actually true, it's my embarrassing allergy of the day. If it wasn't for his scars on his forehead and side of his face, he wouldn't have any "Sloth-esque features", so errr piss off.
Knighton Matt Posted 20 July 2006 Posted 20 July 2006 This thread is like Marmite. You either love it or hate it.
Alexikokopops Posted 20 July 2006 Posted 20 July 2006 If it wasn't for his scars on his forehead and side of his face, he wouldn't have any "Sloth-esque features", so errr piss off. Sloth has no scars. Ribery has Sloth eyes and Sloth teeth. Fact.
Knighton Matt Posted 20 July 2006 Posted 20 July 2006 And I'm allergic to seals. The man has got feelings you know...
Babylon Posted 20 July 2006 Posted 20 July 2006 ' date='Jul 20 2006, 06:39 PM' post='353061']Sloth has no scars. Ribery has Sloth eyes and Sloth teeth. Fact. The eye was caused in the crash as the side of his face got smashed in.
Alexikokopops Posted 20 July 2006 Posted 20 July 2006 The eye was caused in the crash as the side of his face got smashed in. In all honesty his eyes look fine to me, I was running out of features that looked sloth-like apart from the teeth. Hardly looks smashed in to me, he was thrown through the windshield, not smashed up in the car. And according to the source that has got me through my academic life to date (Wikipedia) it only caused the scars. We can sit and argue about this all day, the fact is I don't really care either way, so lets just sit and giggle at Sloth's Picasso-esque face and go and watch the Goonies, which is an awesome film.
Durnerz Posted 20 July 2006 Posted 20 July 2006 He looks like he could pass as Gary Nevilles evil twin.
Cat Burger Posted 20 July 2006 Author Posted 20 July 2006 ' date='Jul 20 2006, 07:30 PM' post='353112']In all honesty his eyes look fine to me, I was running out of features that looked sloth-like apart from the teeth. Hardly looks smashed in to me, he was thrown through the windshield, not smashed up in the car. And according to the source that has got me through my academic life to date (Wikipedia) it only caused the scars. We can sit and argue about this all day, the fact is I don't really care either way, so lets just sit and giggle at Sloth's Picasso-esque face and go and watch the Goonies, which is an awesome film. Lovely post Alex, I agree. I was not really sorry in my previous post. I am of the opinion that he would have been ugly despite the car crash, it can't be proved either way but hey ho. He seems to be enjoying life: That's a more hearty laugh than I've had for a while! plus he has more money than I'll ever have, I suppose a more beautiful girlfriend than I'll ever have...And a faith. Things aren't so bad
macbeth Posted 22 July 2006 Posted 22 July 2006 I blew a seal once. is this what you're implying you rogue An Eskimo is out for a drive one day when his car breaks down and he is forced to call out the Alaskan AA. The Eskimo stands in the howling wind and waits for the mechanic to arrive. When the mechanic reaches the broken car, he sets to work, looking under the bonnet until he locates the problem. He looks up at the Eskimo and says, 'You've blown a seal, mate.' To which the Eskimo hastily replies, 'No I haven't! That's just frost on my moustache.'
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