The People's Hero Posted 29 September 2006 Posted 29 September 2006 In the tactful style of Elvis: 'I'm not going to go around airing my views on the subject but Elvis Hammond is fuc king sh it'
Manwell Pablo Posted 29 September 2006 Posted 29 September 2006 I have no idea why but I seriously think Hammond is going to do the business tomorrow.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 29 September 2006 Posted 29 September 2006 I have no idea why but I seriously think Hammond is going to do the business tomorrow. But do you think he'll play?
lookwhaticando Posted 29 September 2006 Posted 29 September 2006 I have no idea why but I seriously think Hammond is going to do the business tomorrow. If Birmingham's defence is as shoddy as it was last season, Conrad Logan could do the business tomorrow. If he plays, I think Hammond will surprise tomorrow, too.
Manwell Pablo Posted 29 September 2006 Posted 29 September 2006 But do you think he'll play? No it was a warning to the working ladies of Birmingham.
Dr The Singh Posted 29 September 2006 Posted 29 September 2006 But do you think he'll play? :w00t: I haven't laughed so loud in ages, my turbans comming loose!!!
Fez of Mahrez Posted 29 September 2006 Posted 29 September 2006 No it was a warning to the working ladies of Birmingham. I hope he calls himself The Pelvis.
Knighton Matt Posted 29 September 2006 Posted 29 September 2006 So what big deal. I'm frustrated. Sexually. Only difference is I've got a minute chance of scoring this weekend. Elvis has none
lookwhaticando Posted 29 September 2006 Posted 29 September 2006 So what big deal. I'm frustrated. Sexually. Only difference is I've got a minute chance of scoring this weekend. Elvis has none A whole minute? Lucky ladies. :laugh:
Fez of Mahrez Posted 29 September 2006 Posted 29 September 2006 So what big deal. I'm frustrated. Sexually. Only difference is I've got a minute chance of scoring this weekend. Elvis has none Maybe Elvis was talking sexually as well. He's not specific enough for my liking.
The People's Hero Posted 29 September 2006 Posted 29 September 2006 Your chances are minute. Also, if successful, the duration will be a minute. How deliciously ironic.
Knighton Matt Posted 29 September 2006 Posted 29 September 2006 Maybe Elvis was talking sexually as well. He's not specific enough for my liking. There's a big distinction between being wa nk and having one though. Disconcertingly vague
Fez of Mahrez Posted 29 September 2006 Posted 29 September 2006 There's a big distinction between being wa nk and having one though. Disconcertingly vague :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
The People's Hero Posted 29 September 2006 Posted 29 September 2006 I wonder if he's as quick in bed as he is at running in to offside positions?
Fez of Mahrez Posted 29 September 2006 Posted 29 September 2006 I wonder if he's as quick in bed as he is at running in to offside positions? Would explain why Mark de Vries is such a love machine.
Dr The Singh Posted 29 September 2006 Posted 29 September 2006 Your chances are minute. Also, if successful, the duration will be a minute. How deliciously ironic. Then again it could be more permament: "It only takes a minute girl to fall in love" Yes, I know it's crap....i'm going have a nice weekend folks!!!
Knighton Matt Posted 29 September 2006 Posted 29 September 2006 Your chances are minute. Also, if successful, the duration will be a minute. How deliciously ironic. Quite My loving has never been described in the same sentence as the word 'delicious' though. Must eat more Jaffa Cakes.
The People's Hero Posted 29 September 2006 Posted 29 September 2006 Quite My loving has never been described in the same sentence as the word 'delicious' though. Must eat more Jaffa Cakes. Nah, just target women with low standard/self esteem/complete lack of taste!
Fez of Mahrez Posted 29 September 2006 Posted 29 September 2006 Nah, just target women with low standard/self esteem/complete lack of tastebuds!
The People's Hero Posted 29 September 2006 Posted 29 September 2006 Has this turned in to a sex thread again? As Babylon would say we're all just delusional liars who have never had sex.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 29 September 2006 Posted 29 September 2006 Has this turned in to a sex thread again? As Babylon would say we're all just delusional liars who have never had sex. Does that mean you've just undeluded yourself??
The Stig Posted 29 September 2006 Posted 29 September 2006 Elvis what position do you play Striker How many goals have you scored Thats why your not in the team
The People's Hero Posted 29 September 2006 Posted 29 September 2006 Does that mean you've just undeluded yourself?? No, I just undiluted myself. I'm still TPH, but now in a more concentrated form. As a bonus, I'm also easier to store.
Manwell Pablo Posted 29 September 2006 Posted 29 September 2006 Does any one think me winning Five pounds on the Football Manager Quiz in the pub last night, the first time I have won anything higher than a quid on a quiz machine, says something about me as a person. My My I'm in a random mood. Elvis is neat.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 29 September 2006 Posted 29 September 2006 Does any one think me winning Five pounds on the Football Manager Quiz in the pub last night, the first time I have won anything higher than a quid on a quiz machine, says something about me as a person. My My I'm in a random mood. Elvis is neat. I've never seen a Football Manager Quiz, that sounds awesome.
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