Master Fox Posted 2 October 2006 Posted 2 October 2006 Elvis was apprently out on the town on sat night.A mate of mine talked to him in the terrace bar(where'ever that is!)All i can say is that he should be working on his FIRST TOUCH!Stri ker Touch of a rapist
Manwell Pablo Posted 2 October 2006 Posted 2 October 2006 Touch of a rapist I've though about using that saying on here a couple of times RE Hammond and Nisse but always thought better of it. Didn't think the PC crowd would approve.
The People's Hero Posted 2 October 2006 Posted 2 October 2006 I think some rapists would be a bit offended.
Master Fox Posted 2 October 2006 Posted 2 October 2006 I've though about using that saying on here a couple of times RE Hammond and Nisse but always thought better of it. Didn't think the PC crowd would approve. There isn't much else you can use to describe Elvis's touch. They can get stuffed!!
Fez of Mahrez Posted 2 October 2006 Posted 2 October 2006 I've though about using that saying on here a couple of times RE Hammond and Nisse but always thought better of it. Didn't think the PC crowd would approve. Yeah but the Mac users love it!
Master Fox Posted 2 October 2006 Posted 2 October 2006 I think some rapists would be a bit offended. Harsh but fair.
The People's Hero Posted 2 October 2006 Posted 2 October 2006 Yeah but the Mac users love it! Fezzler and I regularly go sharking for fitties armed with rohypnol, slick greased up hair and our inate charm. So seriously, we take no offence.
PAULCFC Posted 2 October 2006 Posted 2 October 2006 Touch of a rapist Could'nt put it better myself!If he could just get the ball under control he could be a good player for us.He's got pace,put's himself about abit,but he needs to sort out his attitude.
Master Fox Posted 2 October 2006 Posted 2 October 2006 Could'nt put it better myself!If he could just get the ball under control he could be a good player for us.He's got pace,put's himself about abit,but he needs to sort out his attitude. He can never be a good player for us, he's just crap and there's not lot he can do about it.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 2 October 2006 Posted 2 October 2006 Fezzler and I regularly go sharking for fitties armed with rohypnol, slick greased up hair and our inate charm. So seriously, we take no offence. Just as long as you don't compare me to Chris O'Grady, despite our striking resemblance (i.e. we're both shit at scoring unless it's laid on a plate).
PAULCFC Posted 2 October 2006 Posted 2 October 2006 He can never be a good player for us, he's just crap and there's not lot he can do about it. I stand corrected!Thinking about it he is shit!
Knighton Matt Posted 2 October 2006 Posted 2 October 2006 Just as long as you don't compare me to Chris O'Grady, despite our striking resemblance (i.e. we're both shit at scoring unless it's laid on a plate). Receding afro and wispy 'tache?
Master Fox Posted 2 October 2006 Posted 2 October 2006 I stand corrected!Thinking about it he is shit! He sure is! Well at least he's got something going for him, he is called Elvis !!!
Fez of Mahrez Posted 2 October 2006 Posted 2 October 2006 Receding afro and wispy 'tache? One out of two ain't bad.
PAULCFC Posted 2 October 2006 Posted 2 October 2006 So who are our strikers? Matty......need's better service than being hoofed balls up. hume......runs down the wings alot but rarely gets in a postition to score o'grady....see above. Elvis....touch of a r..i.t. Think we're pretty much screwed!
lcfc_jme Posted 2 October 2006 Posted 2 October 2006 So who are our strikers? Matty......need's better service than being hoofed balls up. hume......runs down the wings alot but rarely gets in a postition to score o'grady....see above. Elvis....touch of a r..i.t. Think we're pretty much screwed! Worry not. Kisnorbo is back from his ban soon. He'll score enough goals for us from set plays to lift us out of trouble. Seriously though, the strikers would score more goals if our side played a bit more attacking football and they were given decent service by a midfield that should definitely be capable in this league.
PAULCFC Posted 2 October 2006 Posted 2 October 2006 Thing is we've not got much of a midfield.I was talking to a baggys fan before the wba match and he said what i thought about johnson"He trys,but his legs a'int there and the passes go every where!"Think he lied about the trys!Hughes i'm slowly putting in the same bracket as williams,low is a league 1 winger.wesslowski is too young to take all the responsibility from williams and hughes,tiato gets booked every game.So to go back to another post i put in.I think we're screwed!
Ultra Posted 2 October 2006 Posted 2 October 2006 Seriously though, the strikers would score more goals if our side played a bit more attacking football and they were given decent service by a midfield that should definitely be capable in this league. Nail on the head!
lcfc_jme Posted 2 October 2006 Posted 2 October 2006 Nail on the head! Whoah I'm suprised I got agreement from you 'cos you normally like to disagree with people. It's just pretty obvious that to escape this league and take it by storm, you need to play attacking football (i.e. Reading and Sunderland in recent years). If you don't attack then you will not score many goals, and so will not escape this league. Attacking football would also force teams to make mistakes against us and be intimidated of us, and so would help us in the long run. Not to mention the fact that it'd bring fans back into the ground, 'cos it's what they want to see and would actually enjoy it. This in turn would lead to an increase in interest and revenue for our side. The knock-on effects of playing attacking football are quite huge for us atm, and it is such a simple solution to our problems that most fans can see it. So why can't the men in charge with all their knowledge and experience see it?
The People's Hero Posted 2 October 2006 Posted 2 October 2006 Sunderland wasn't a good example there. One nil most weeks. Most dour side I've seen promoted in a long time.
PAULCFC Posted 2 October 2006 Posted 2 October 2006 i'm all for attacking football,but at the moment we dont have the side to play it.Playing the ball a bit quicker than 2 miles an hour would be a start!
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