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Foxestalk Awards 2006 Queries

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Posted

You're all over reacting, to be honest. I only voted for Fezzler because I'm sleeping with him on the sly. You all carry on like there's something wrong with that.

It's the same reason that myself, Lisa and Nationwider are having to keep our sex triangle quiet.

Shame on you all.

Posted

Manwell's just jealous, chap. Don't rise to it.

Don't you start. My girlfriend's getting really frustrated at my inability to perform.

And to top that all off I just can't get it up (Depeche Mode).

And I'm impotent.

And it was I who left the cake out in the rain. :cry::cry:

Posted

I confuse reality with internetary and im also very loyal. Cobbo is very knowledgable on football, he just doesn't brag about it on here ;)

Ahh, I didn't realise that was the criteria. :P

In which case I would like to assure the good people of FoxesTalk that in real life I am actually quite funny...everyone in my family thinks so...it's just I like to keep a dour face on the internet. Like a Scottish MP.

You have to, otherwise someone might "groom" me.

I wouldn't like to be "groomed".

Oh no.

Posted
can i change my vote for 'best user name' from sackmycook to Lord Nibblington please?

Post it as a new post in the voting topic.

Posted

Hmmm...

*wonders how to make username funnier*

Disco Wankchops?

Lord Bob of Boobtown?

:unsure:

change it to disco wankchops or something similar and i'll consider dumping lord nibbs

Posted

...but do you think people will still respect me?

you'll have 'disco' for the old school respectophiles and 'wankchops' for the young happening crowd. it's win-win :)

Posted

Unfortunately I plan on being drunk for most of the rest of December, so is it OK if I just post this now and you can all fill in the blanks as appropriate? Lovely.

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Dear __________,

Thank you for your vote for me for the category of ___________, it was deeply appreciated although slightly embarrassing/unnerving/laughable.

Over the months since I have joined FT I have often considered <insert own name> to be my favourite poster in this category and find it impossible to imagine that I beat/came close to/lost sight of them in the challenge to this award.

I remember my parents telling me, as I set about the challenge for the award of ___________ , that I would be best placed to removing bugs from my arse ~ but I stand before you now a woman/victor/convicted arsonist/crying baby which just goes to show it was all worthwhile.

In years to come, I shall look back on this moment fondly/emotionally/through regression therapy and pledge to kill you all.

Fondest love,

DB

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