Manwell Pablo Posted 22 December 2006 Posted 22 December 2006 Well todays my Last day at work, till January 2nd, and I've just relised I've sent no basterd a Christmas Card.....no doubt they've all got me one HELP!
Phube Posted 22 December 2006 Posted 22 December 2006 Well todays my Last day at work, till January 2nd, and I've just relised I've sent no basterd a Christmas Card.....no doubt they've all got me one HELP! Pretend you're a muslim/hindu/jew/buddist... etc... and that you're offended by the notion of 'Christmas' cards!!
Manwell Pablo Posted 22 December 2006 Author Posted 22 December 2006 Pretend you're a muslim/hindu/jew/buddist... etc... and that you're offended by the notion of 'Christmas' cards!! They know I'm not any of these things. Next suggestion.
Phube Posted 22 December 2006 Posted 22 December 2006 They know I'm not any of these things. Next suggestion. You just converted... road to Damascus style... you'll decide it's not for you next year!!
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 22 December 2006 Posted 22 December 2006 Pretend you're a muslim/hindu/jew/buddist... etc... and that you're offended by the notion of 'Christmas' cards!! or be honest, use the 'I'm a man' excuse......solves any problem ...oh and if your a lady..sorry, I didn't observe your credentials before posting ..oh and if you're a lady...fancy a drink sugar?!!
Dr The Singh Posted 22 December 2006 Posted 22 December 2006 Email all of them to thank them and that you have decided this year not to send xmas cards because your giving that money and more money to charity instead, also for eco reasons!!!
The People's Hero Posted 22 December 2006 Posted 22 December 2006 or be honest, use the 'I'm a man' excuse......solves any problem ...oh and if your a lady..sorry, I didn't observe your credentials before posting ..oh and if you're a lady...fancy a drink sugar?!! Brilliant! But yeah - the I'm a man excuse will be fine.
Manwell Pablo Posted 22 December 2006 Author Posted 22 December 2006 Brilliant! But yeah - the I'm a man excuse will be fine. As the only man here I see it going down like a lead balloon. We shall see.
Daggers Posted 22 December 2006 Posted 22 December 2006 As the only man here... Aha ~ birds love home-made cheap stuff, it pokes the motherly gene in them. Quickly scrawl out a homemade card on a piece of printer paper, download one of Stez's creations. Cut, pritt stick it - lob it in the photocopier and BOOMSHANKA...cards for all. Plus if you offer to wash the mugs (for the first time this year) they will all think you are a tumescent sex God and do anything for you for the next year. There's not much I don't know about chicks.
Manwell Pablo Posted 22 December 2006 Author Posted 22 December 2006 Aha ~ birds love home-made cheap stuff, it pokes the motherly gene in them. Quickly scrawl out a homemade card on a piece of printer paper, download one of Stez's creations. Cut, pritt stick it - lob it in the photocopier and BOOMSHANKA...cards for all. Plus if you offer to wash the mugs (for the first time this year) they will all think you are a tumescent sex God and do anything for you for the next year. There's not much I don't know about chicks. I'm not sure I want a rep as a sex god, the youngest bird here is twice my age.
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 22 December 2006 Posted 22 December 2006 I'm not sure I want a rep as a sex god, the youngest bird here is twice my age. man rule - only waste time and effort and a female that.... a) you would like to sleep with b) can somewhow prosper you to greater fortunes ie a female senior figure with channels to a promotion at work c) that's it
Manwell Pablo Posted 22 December 2006 Author Posted 22 December 2006 man rule - only waste time and effort and a female that.... a) you would like to sleep with b) can somewhow prosper you to greater fortunes ie a female senior figure with channels to a promotion at work c) that's it Do not tell the rules Steader, I wrote them.
Rincewind Posted 22 December 2006 Posted 22 December 2006 If you're a man leave it up to the women/erindoors and if you're a woman you will probably fall out with them in a month or so so it will save money. They are a daft idea anyway. A family gathers around a xmas table exchange cards then throw them in the bin a few days later. Why not buy a box then throw them in a bin as you come out of the shop. Saves a lot of hassle or address a load to yourself and get others to sign their name in the from part.
Daggers Posted 22 December 2006 Posted 22 December 2006 man rule - only waste time and effort and a female that....a) you would like to sleep with Do not tell the rules Steader, I wrote them. The pair of you: Your mother knows of your oedipal intentions?
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 22 December 2006 Posted 22 December 2006 The pair of you: Your mother knows of your oedipal intentions? I'm all for the one who is truly pulchritudinous, but you have unequivocally over stepped the mark in suggesting I have intentions of an oedipal state.
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