Daggers Posted 18 January 2007 Posted 18 January 2007 I fancy something that looks sexy and can act as a penis substitute...the kind of thing that Terry Thomas would have driven with some top crumpet in the spare seat. What do you reckon - MX5? Don't fancy blowing over 10K on the bugger and British Racing Green would be a positive boon.
Tomassi Posted 18 January 2007 Posted 18 January 2007 I fancy something that looks sexy and can act as a penis substitute...the kind of thing that Terry Thomas would have driven with some top crumpet in the spare seat. What do you reckon - MX5? Don't fancy blowing over 10K on the bugger and British Racing Green would be a positive boon. Just do it! Mazda don't have many problems with their cars... BUILT TO LAST! you can get a good one lying around for 5-6K! Also they are great, Metallic Blue for me though
Janx Posted 18 January 2007 Posted 18 January 2007 I fancy something that looks sexy and can act as a penis substitute...the kind of thing that Terry Thomas would have driven with some top crumpet in the spare seat. What do you reckon - MX5? Don't fancy blowing over 10K on the bugger and British Racing Green would be a positive boon. Personally I would go for some kind of prosthesis in the first inst. Other than that.. are you serious or just trying to flush out other min-peens like myself... I drive a BMW 330ci for the record, that works in a Terry Thomas kinda way. (Is there a smiley with a devilishly charming moustache a la Leslie Philips?) DING DONG!
Daggers Posted 18 January 2007 Author Posted 18 January 2007 Now I have a job, Bird has agreed to let me start spending my savings...well, when I say 'agreed to' what I mean to say is 'is blissfully ignorant of and she will probably go mental when I turn up at home with a second car that we don't need and can't fit the children in the back of'. I fear that if she gets wind of it she'll be demanding we get a damn Clio.
JoeyB Posted 18 January 2007 Posted 18 January 2007 Now I have a job, Bird has agreed to let me start spending my savings...well, when I say 'agreed to' what I mean to say is 'is blissfully ignorant of and she will probably go mental when I turn up at home with a second car that we don't need and can't fit the children in the back of'. I fear that if she gets wind of it she'll be demanding we get a damn Clio. Ford Galaxy is the car for you then comfort speed and such a nice car or you could get a range rover that would be good
Daggers Posted 18 January 2007 Author Posted 18 January 2007 Ford Galaxy is the car for you then comfort speed and such a nice car or you could get a range rover that would be good <_<
Janx Posted 18 January 2007 Posted 18 January 2007 Now I have a job, Bird has agreed to let me start spending my savings...well, when I say 'agreed to' what I mean to say is 'is blissfully ignorant of and she will probably go mental when I turn up at home with a second car that we don't need and can't fit the children in the back of'. I fear that if she gets wind of it she'll be demanding we get a damn Clio. Audi tt, aLFA GT, Honda s2000, how much have you got again?
Tomassi Posted 18 January 2007 Posted 18 January 2007 Focus ST mate!! or theres that new Focus CC coming out... SEXAY
Thracian Posted 18 January 2007 Posted 18 January 2007 I fancy something that looks sexy and can act as a penis substitute...the kind of thing that Terry Thomas would have driven with some top crumpet in the spare seat. What do you reckon - MX5? Don't fancy blowing over 10K on the bugger and British Racing Green would be a positive boon. I'm just looking at a Bugatti Atlantique but if you could find one for £10,000 you'd be the motoring equivalent of Harry Redknapp.
Daggers Posted 18 January 2007 Author Posted 18 January 2007 Audi tt, I'm loving that as a suggestion Janxy I can see me behind the wheel already
Daggers Posted 18 January 2007 Author Posted 18 January 2007 I'm loving that as a suggestion Janxy TWO THOUSAND FaCKING POUNDS INSURANCE? TPFT - £1700-£2450...maybe a go kart would be an awful lot better?
Alexikokopops Posted 18 January 2007 Posted 18 January 2007 This is what you want http://atsearch.autotrader.co.uk/www/cars_...rch_full=SEARCH
stez Posted 19 January 2007 Posted 19 January 2007 ' date='Jan 18 2007, 11:51 PM' post='508435']This is what you want http://atsearch.autotrader.co.uk/www/cars_...rch_full=SEARCH es! TR6's are lovely cars, or you could look at a STAG too. a proper gentlemans sports car. and being british, they're built really badly and breakdown a lot. BMW's have really expensive 'parts' 16.99 for a rotor arm when i had my beamer. 1.99 for one for my ford! get an MG and be done with it
Dr The Singh Posted 19 January 2007 Posted 19 January 2007 What about a Toyota MR2!! CHeap and easy to run, and reliable!!
Janx Posted 19 January 2007 Posted 19 January 2007 es! TR6's are lovely cars, or you could look at a STAG too. a proper gentlemans sports car. and being british, they're built really badly and breakdown a lot. BMW's have really expensive 'parts' 16.99 for a rotor arm when i had my beamer. 1.99 for one for my ford! get an MG and be done with it In the words of Gervais.... are you avvin a laff! They are made from gossamer, held together by rust, the sub frames of 1970s Brithish motors need changing every year, have terrrible brakes and steering racks, you need to change the master cylinder and belt the minute you buy them, they need to be stripped and waxoyled every year, dry kept in a garage and unless you are a full time mechanic STAY CLEAR... German or Jap... trust me!!! I speak from experience of having seen MGs, Spitfire, Stags, Herald Vitesses, rotting on driveways with my Dad and Bro's and having had 3 classic Minis myself... DOnt get me wrong - GREAT FUN... but dont do it!
Janx Posted 19 January 2007 Posted 19 January 2007 What about a Toyota MR2!! CHeap and easy to run, and reliable!! Great choice... Mk1s are modern classics...
Janx Posted 19 January 2007 Posted 19 January 2007 TWO THOUSAND FaCKING POUNDS INSURANCE? TPFT - £1700-£2450...maybe a go kart would be an awful lot better? Have you not had a car for a while Boblington? Drinkies? Crashies? Thefties?
Daggers Posted 19 January 2007 Author Posted 19 January 2007 Have you not had a car for a while Boblington? Drinkies? Crashies? Thefties? I have had bloody great tanks of cars in Caracas; imagine a large car and then imagine it twice as big. Petrol was as good as free and so the consumption was irrelevant. Being a South American country, insurance was optional - and most people opted to park next to a man with a gun - best damn insurance I've ever had, never even locked the car. Bird has the car insured in her name with me as named party and I had my bike nicked last year which removed my no claims...but still - quotes of this magnitude for a gentleman such as myself, with greying sideburns. Ridiculous. Reckon I might have to get my little red penis insured in her name too. *Tch*
The People's Hero Posted 19 January 2007 Posted 19 January 2007 Audi tt, aLFA GT, Honda s2000, how much have you got again? Bingo. The Alfa GT is the one I'd go for. What about a clapped out, rusty, early MR2?
Guest Posted 19 January 2007 Posted 19 January 2007 I speak from experience of having seen MGs, Spitfire, Stags, Herald Vitesses, rotting on driveways with my Dad and Bro's and having had 3 classic Minis myself... DOnt get me wrong - GREAT FUN... but dont do it! I'm devastated.
Daggers Posted 20 January 2007 Author Posted 20 January 2007 Bird instructed me tonight that any vehicle I may be planning on buying had better be able to convey two children. 1. Who the fudge said something 2. There is no two...just more grr 3. What happened to my testicles?
Janx Posted 20 January 2007 Posted 20 January 2007 Bird instructed me tonight that any vehicle I may be planning on buying had better be able to convey two children. 1. Who the fudge said something 2. There is no two...just more grr 3. What happened to my testicles? In that case, let me introduce you to this baby!!! 325, 328 are now in your rice range.... 200bhp, amazing, amazing drive, 4 seats, boot and cool as FUQ!
The People's Hero Posted 20 January 2007 Posted 20 January 2007 What about a Toyota MR2!! CHeap and easy to run, and reliable!! Yes.. one of the early ones though... There are actually some good mark 1s about still, those engines are good for a LOT of miles. Not a performance car by today's standards but a good engine with a lot of go and it looks good.
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