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This one has sent me 6 messages:

HI

Okay one last try this is my number 077***33217 if u text me u text me. I realy like your profile and look and think we could have alot in common. I hope u will take a gamble on me and try me cause i would definately love to meet u. I am really a nice honest guy very choosy and dont text many women at all. Dont know what else to say really apart from i want to talk to you its up to you

If u dont want to good luck in your search but i do feel you r missing an opportunity

HAHAHA!!! If only I knew how to pste pictures on here!

Yeahhh expose him..... :ph34r:

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My friend did a newspaper one along time ago for abit of fun, i tagged along for the ride, no pictures or ouwt so you expect the worst. Anyway he arranged to meet up, so we thought we'd do a drive by and check the target out, he turned the car round and we went home.

One word sums the story up. GRIPPER.

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My friend did a newspaper one along time ago for abit of fun, i tagged along for the ride, no pictures or ouwt so you expect the worst. Anyway he arranged to meet up, so we thought we'd do a drive by and check the target out, he turned the car round and we went home.

One word sums the story up. GRIPPER.

thanks a lot <_< i'd gone to a lot of trouble and waited hours in the cold

:P

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Someone should start a Foxestalk dating site for 'leicester fans looking for love'.

We had a FoxesTalk dating service once, long ago.

It didn't quite work out... too many blokes paired up with other blokes. :ph34r:

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i thought it was because someone ended up on a date with bernie............never been seen since.

Don't think that particular fella was paired up with anyone. :ph34r:

That's not to say the girls weren't interested... but he turned them all down... oddly enough. :blink:

Nothing but the very best for our Bernie. Obviously.

Posted

We had a FoxesTalk dating service once, long ago.

It didn't quite work out... too many blokes paired up with other blokes. :ph34r:

never again, I'm still walking bow legged

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Someone should start a Foxestalk dating site for 'leicester fans looking for love'.

Can't you just see it:

Grizzled 58-year-old Viagra worshipper seeks nubile girl for fun in City shirts. Gets down fine but can't get up due to arthritic knees.

Good sense of humour especially when naked in the cold. On such occasions girl should not be alarmed by the appearance of a snake charmer's outfit to help things along, generously loaned by The Singh.

Interests include self-torture, especially on City away days, real ale and real women who know how to cook, clean, wash-up, iron, operate a washing machine and are preferably mute which goes a long way to avoiding the interruption of football commentaries on television.

Physical disability not objected to - especially the one which makes a girl permanently nod her head in answer to any question and an interest in games is a must - particularly the one called "Subservience" which I like to play every day. :whistle:

I wonder - does anyone ever find the perfect partner in answer to their ads! :D

Posted

Can't you just see it:

Grizzled 58-year-old Viagra worshipper seeks nubile girl for fun in City shirts. Gets down fine but can't get up due to arthritic knees.

Good sense of humour especially when naked in the cold. On such occasions girl should not be alarmed by the appearance of a snake charmer's outfit to help things along, generously loaned by The Singh.

Interests include self-torture, especially on City away days, real ale and real women who know how to cook, clean, wash-up, iron, operate a washing machine and are preferably mute which goes a long way to avoiding the interruption of football commentaries on television.

Physical disability not objected to - especially the one which makes a girl permanently nod her head in answer to any question and an interest in games is a must - particularly the one called "Subservience" which I like to play every day. :whistle:

I wonder - does anyone ever find the perfect partner in answer to their ads! :D

:P:D:P

i think you may have set the bar a little too high there thracian ; try dropping the need for her to know how operate the washing machine and say your prepared to teach her :P

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:P:D:P

i think you may have set the bar a little too high there thracian ; try dropping the need for her to know how operate the washing machine and say your prepared to teach her :P

Actually I think it's the mute requirement that kills his chances. :P;):D

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I got this one last night!!!

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hi am georgina and seperated woman as u but i want to know if we can friends so that can get u a ma brother who wants to remarry so tell me if u are interested tell me, he is in Ghana at the mopment but will soon be back, if u want i can give u his number, thanks

Oh my!

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I got this one last night!!!

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hi am georgina and seperated woman as u but i want to know if we can friends so that can get u a ma brother who wants to remarry so tell me if u are interested tell me, he is in Ghana at the mopment but will soon be back, if u want i can give u his number, thanks

Oh my!

Can you get me her number please?

I want to make love to her. Missionary

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This is the guy who gave me his phone number:

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This one is so not me!!! (Apologies to anyone on here is it's there brother/uncle or cousin!:

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44 - My arse!!!:

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This is the guy who gave me his phone number:

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This one is so not me!!! (Apologies to anyone on here is it's there brother/uncle or cousin!:

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44 - My arse!!!:

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Fecking ell its the love child of Freddy Mecury and Gandalf the grey.

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44 - My arse!!!:

you don't do yourself any favours by giving out your vital statistics :P

I'm underselling myself then!

Posted

If you're desperate I'm available and I promise to love you for who you are as from what I remember you are a nice person. And you have your own transport. :D

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