Daggers Posted 27 March 2007 Posted 27 March 2007 Do you find the sheer number of moans on the forum confusing? Do you have trouble keeping track of your moans? Now here's the answer ~ 0800 FT Moans Direct ~ Consolidate all your moans into one easy to manage monthly moan thread. No more will you have to go over to LCFC to find out whether Kelly has pissed anyone off yesterday...or over to the Ticket thread to bitch about Stoke City...or onto the Music thread to whinge about The Kaiser Chiefs...or into GenChat to whine about your teacher. Our interest rate is 13.9% APR (all people reading) Typical variable and this means that two out of three posters say that their cats prefer it. On some plans a fee of up to 12.5% of the amount written may be payable (Thracian ). If you are thinking of consolidating existing moaning you should be aware that you will be extending the terms of the moan and increasing the total amount you have to write. Think carefully before securing other moans against your homepage. Your homepage may be repossessed if you do not keep up readings on a moan thread or any other moan written on it.
Phube Posted 27 March 2007 Posted 27 March 2007 lol I have CMJ's (City Moaning Judgements) and have been turned down for Moans before... can you help???
Daggers Posted 27 March 2007 Author Posted 27 March 2007 lol I have CMJ's (City Moaning Judgements) and have been turned down for Moans before... can you help??? Our qualified Admin team are on hand, waiting to take your post and see if they can help. Under normal circumstances, a moan offer will be made immediately. Also - look out for the special "Make four moans get a fifth free" offer that starts this April
Thracian Posted 27 March 2007 Posted 27 March 2007 It might be interesting to spend a day being utterly praising of the cluband its servant for everything they do. I even tried it one Thursday or Friday and quickly wished I hadn't bothered but perhaps these things take practice. Something along the lines of: "As a Leicester fan I'm really delighted we've not managed to sign any of our Premiership targets because a) It gives far better opportunities for the players who have seen us through thick and thin all season. b) It means any of the signings who subsequently joins the club at a later date will have something wonderful to look forward to. c) It means RK will not have to make awkward and perhaps unpleasant decisions about who to leave out. d) It means MM's money can gather a bit more interest. Well done Rob. Looking forward to tomorrow and to the game on Saturday when I think we'll whack Stoke 1-0. Kelly, with his ever increasing experience, won't be tempted into any rash attacking. He will plumb for the experience MM has demanded, he'll stay defensively sound and difficult to beat and he will remain sensible even should we go in front. The one and only job he is required to do by MM is get enough points to survive in the Championship. And if he chooses to base that on solid defence he's the manager, it's his choice and it perhaps has as good a chance of succeeding as any other system. Whatever, we should support it. It's our club he's representing and he deserves our backing whatever. A bit like those Roman soldiers of biblical times who were told to slay the first born sons. They had their leaders and their only requirement was to obey and support those leaders because they are the ones who know best. And we should do the same. You can't be too defensive and Kelly knows that. Down with attack. Eleven defenders good. All attackers bad. Survival doesn't have to look good and any sane man knows attacking is far, far too risky. Thank God we've got Rob.
blue blood Posted 27 March 2007 Posted 27 March 2007 Do you find the sheer number of moans on the forum confusing? Do you have trouble keeping track of your moans? Now here's the answer ~ 0800 FT Moans Direct ~ Consolidate all your moans into one easy to manage monthly moan thread. No more will you have to go over to LCFC to find out whether Kelly has pissed anyone off yesterday...or over to the Ticket thread to bitch about Stoke City...or onto the Music thread to whinge about The Kaiser Chiefs...or into GenChat to whine about your teacher. Our interest rate is 13.9% APR (all people reading) Typical variable and this means that two out of three posters say that their cats prefer it. On some plans a fee of up to 12.5% of the amount written may be payable (Thracian ). If you are thinking of consolidating existing moaning you should be aware that you will be extending the terms of the moan and increasing the total amount you have to write. Think carefully before securing other moans against your homepage. Your homepage may be repossessed if you do not keep up readings on a moan thread or any other moan written on it. luv it well thought out
stez Posted 27 March 2007 Posted 27 March 2007 i always wondered how the ducks and chickens felt, when snowball (or the other one) said four legs good, two legs bad. I'm alright jack pull the ladder up. thanks a fricking bunch pigs!
Daggers Posted 27 March 2007 Author Posted 27 March 2007 i always wondered how the ducks and chickens felt I like to think that the only thing chickens think about is..."I just bet I'd taste gorgeous if someone stuffed me with garlic butter and rolled me in a crispy crumb coating"
stez Posted 27 March 2007 Posted 27 March 2007 I like to think that the only thing chickens think about is..."I just bet I'd taste gorgeous if someone stuffed me with garlic butter and rolled me in a crispy crumb coating" just call me a chicken then <_<
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Fez of Mahrez Posted 27 March 2007 Posted 27 March 2007 I hurt myself laughing at the last two posts.
Zingari Posted 29 March 2007 Posted 29 March 2007 this is a classic but where's my "beautiful carriage clock" that you promised when i signed up?
The People's Hero Posted 29 March 2007 Posted 29 March 2007 this is a classic but where's my "beautiful carriage clock" that you promised when i signed up? I actually said you have a beautiful undercarriage (cock).
Zingari Posted 29 March 2007 Posted 29 March 2007 I actually said you have a beautiful undercarriage (cock). how very gallant of you sir i give it lots of TLC
Daggers Posted 29 March 2007 Author Posted 29 March 2007 ...but where's my "beautiful carriage clock" that you promised when i signed up? Dear Mr. B.Brother, Thank you for your letter complimenting our service. At this moment in time we do not appear to have received your direct debit moandate. No doubt this is an oversight on our part for which we apologise but would urge you to send in a replacement as soon as possible - the carriage clocks have all gone but we still have some wonderful collection plates. Please specify if you would prefer: Judy Garland Shirley Temple OR Star Trek Remember, the pen you have already received is yours to keep whether you choose to moan or not! Thank you for choosing Moans Direct Your thread may be at risk if you do not keep up with your moan
Zingari Posted 29 March 2007 Posted 29 March 2007 Dear Mr. B.Brother, Thank you for your letter complimenting our service. At this moment in time we do not appear to have received your direct debit moandate. No doubt this is an oversight on our part for which we apologise but would urge you to send in a replacement as soon as possible - the carriage clocks have all gone but we still have some wonderful collection plates. Please specify if you would prefer: Judy Garland Shirley Temple OR Star Trek Remember, the pen you have already received is yours to keep whether you choose to moan or not! Thank you for choosing Moans Direct Your thread may be at risk if you do not keep up with your moan i really wanted a plate with lady diana dressed as an angel feeding the little orphans (from the very fine artists at franklin mint ), but the shirley temple one would look nice on the wall where i get on the stannah stairlift ; i'd sing "on the good ship lollipop" all the way up ps moans direct are such friendly people p.p.s. what if i have an accidental moan ? say for instance i was hit by a carp or grouse ; do i keep all the compensation ?
The People's Hero Posted 29 March 2007 Posted 29 March 2007 Can you have an adult conversation with them? About FOOTBALL? Only I've been using this ermm, well it can only be described as an internet forum and it IS sh it!
The People's Hero Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 Bump. I've got a moan about there being too many brain donors using this site.
Phube Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 Bump.I've got a moan about there being too many brain donors using this site. Yeah, but your Idiot List is remaining static at 5!!??
Lord Nibblington Posted 26 June 2007 Posted 26 June 2007 Yeah, but your Idiot List is remaining static at 5!!?? I imagine it's something to do with him being a lazy man.
Daggers Posted 26 June 2007 Author Posted 26 June 2007 er. which thread? Who cares? The portability of the statement is universal.
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