Daggers Posted 11 April 2007 Posted 11 April 2007 Goddamit. Bins full of bears again - same thing every year ~ bees come, make honey. Bears come, eat the honey then hang around drinking our beer and tupping our women. Birmingham sure is a crazy place.
Dr The Singh Posted 11 April 2007 Posted 11 April 2007 Goddamit.Bins full of bears again - same thing every year ~ bees come, make honey. Bears come, eat the honey then hang around drinking our beer and tupping our women. Birmingham sure is a crazy place. For minute there I thought you meant Beers not Bears, thinking it was a typo!!!! I sympathise with your Bear problem, I suggest you stuff them and use them for teddies!!!
Daggers Posted 11 April 2007 Author Posted 11 April 2007 I sympathise with your Bear problem, I suggest you stuff them and use them for teddies!!! I try to stuff them but they get all uppity and shove me off. Much like the wife.
Master Fox Posted 11 April 2007 Posted 11 April 2007 We’re here we’re queer we don’t want anymore bears
Dr The Singh Posted 11 April 2007 Posted 11 April 2007 I try to stuff them but they get all uppity and shove me off.Much like the wife. I hope you didn't try and stuff the bears as you would do the mrs, cus that's just wrong, and no wonder they pushed you away!!!
The People's Hero Posted 11 April 2007 Posted 11 April 2007 I was about to say I like jelly bears, then I remembered it was either Jelly Babies or Gummy Bears. Man, I used to love Gummy bears.
Rincewind Posted 11 April 2007 Posted 11 April 2007 I like lady bears Visit My Website or should that be bare ladies? Visit My Website
Daggers Posted 11 April 2007 Author Posted 11 April 2007 Hick: ...and so I married me this old bear [gesticulates at ugly Country woman]Bear: I kep tellin' yoo, I ain't no bear! Hick: Heh! No one understands you old bear. Growl. Growl. Heh heh!
MC Prussian Posted 12 April 2007 Posted 12 April 2007 BREAKING NEWS!!! Berlin Ice Bear Knut seen walking around the Birmingham Area! Police are currently doodling... err... investigating the case.
Daggers Posted 12 April 2007 Author Posted 12 April 2007 <bastard bear pic> That's them! They's the ones messing up my town. Bloomin sods - should be culled.
Nationwider Posted 12 April 2007 Posted 12 April 2007 A couple of bears looked at me in a threatening way outside my local Spar at the weekend. Bloody bears.
Master Fox Posted 12 April 2007 Posted 12 April 2007 A couple of bears looked at me in a threatening way outside my local Spar at the weekend.Bloody bears. Shocking. I saw this bear sitting in my local pub....
Nationwider Posted 12 April 2007 Posted 12 April 2007 Yeah. I went out with her once. Miserable cow, that bear was.
Master Fox Posted 12 April 2007 Posted 12 April 2007 Yeah. I went out with her once.Miserable cow, that bear was. Yeah she was. This bear had a nice pair though. She sometimes hangs around down the pub causing trouble
Dr The Singh Posted 13 April 2007 Posted 13 April 2007 Yeah she was.This bear had a nice pair though. She sometimes hangs around down the pub causing trouble She looks like one of your ex''s, or she one of your ex's!!!
Master Fox Posted 13 April 2007 Posted 13 April 2007 She looks like one of your ex''s, or she one of your ex's!!! Yeah she is, but i'm trying to get back with her though.
Dr The Singh Posted 13 April 2007 Posted 13 April 2007 Yeah she is, but i'm trying to get back with her though. She will be 'on heat' soon, so maybe you will have better luck then!!!
Master Fox Posted 13 April 2007 Posted 13 April 2007 She will be 'on heat' soon, so maybe you will have better luck then!!! I hope so. I miss her pert breasts
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