lookwhaticando Posted 26 April 2007 Posted 26 April 2007 ... is the one time there's anyone else around... Normally when I go to the gym here, I'm alone. Not today - a fine female specimen decided to come down and exercise it up around the time I did. Rather unfortunate, then, that towards the end (I didn't intend to stop at the time, I was going to continue) I took my eyes off centre for a second and slipped on the treadmill. I almost slipped off completely... had I done so, I'd have knocked her off the treadmill besides mine. Whoops. At this point I decided it'd be best if I began ending my session before I posed her and myself serious risk of injury. We both got out safely, but my pride took a hit.
lookwhaticando Posted 26 April 2007 Author Posted 26 April 2007 , play it cool trig Sound. I sorta did in a way... I let out a sort of "oo-er" comment and hopped back on the treadmill and continued running as if nothing happened. I suspect she might just have noticed, though.
davieG Posted 27 April 2007 Posted 27 April 2007 You should have dropped in a backward somersault with pike and returned to running without a blip once you realised you were slipping. Then instead of coming on here recounting a lost opportunity you'd still be busy else were.
AoWW Posted 27 April 2007 Posted 27 April 2007 You should have dropped in a backward somersault with pike and returned to running without a blip once you realised you were slipping. Then instead of coming on here recounting a lost opportunity you'd still be busy else were. What, and leave me broken-hearted? Don't encourage him.
Bert Posted 27 April 2007 Posted 27 April 2007 ... is the one time there's anyone else around... Normally when I go to the gym here, I'm alone. Not today - a fine female specimen decided to come down and exercise it up around the time I did. Rather unfortunate, then, that towards the end (I didn't intend to stop at the time, I was going to continue) I took my eyes off centre for a second and slipped on the treadmill. I almost slipped off completely... had I done so, I'd have knocked her off the treadmill besides mine. Whoops. At this point I decided it'd be best if I began ending my session before I posed her and myself serious risk of injury. We both got out safely, but my pride took a hit. Now you see, that's when you apologise and offer to buy her a drink after, if she says no, you're just a twat, if she says yes, you're still a twat, but you've managed to have a drink with a hot girl whilst being so.
lookwhaticando Posted 27 April 2007 Author Posted 27 April 2007 You should have dropped in a backward somersault with pike and returned to running without a blip once you realised you were slipping. Then instead of coming on here recounting a lost opportunity you'd still be busy else were. Good call. Unfortunately, since I had taken my eyes off the ball for a second, I was unaware that I was about to slip or in fact that I was slipping. Recovery was the first reaction and it all happened too quickly. Next time though, I might just have a plan ready... What, and leave me broken-hearted? Don't encourage him. Never!
lookwhaticando Posted 27 April 2007 Author Posted 27 April 2007 Now you see, that's when you apologise and offer to buy her a drink after, if she says no, you're just a twat, if she says yes, you're still a twat, but you've managed to have a drink with a hot girl whilst being so. :laugh: I'll keep that in mind for next time. Not that I go around deliberately trying to knock women off. *cough*
Guest Posted 27 April 2007 Posted 27 April 2007 Not that I go around deliberately trying to knock women off. You might want to rephrase that....
Geo V Posted 27 April 2007 Posted 27 April 2007 ... is the one time there's anyone else around... Normally when I go to the gym here, I'm alone. Not today - a fine female specimen decided to come down and exercise it up around the time I did. Rather unfortunate, then, that towards the end (I didn't intend to stop at the time, I was going to continue) I took my eyes off centre for a second and slipped on the treadmill. I almost slipped off completely... had I done so, I'd have knocked her off the treadmill besides mine. Whoops. At this point I decided it'd be best if I began ending my session before I posed her and myself serious risk of injury. We both got out safely, but my pride took a hit. PMSL I have in recent times swapped gyms because the LA Fitness I used to go to was so full of talent that I couldnt concentrate and yes I am being serious. I nearly did myself some damage on the rowing machine once because the buggers decided to put step machines directly infront of them and whilst rowing away you`ll get these lovely honies climbing aboard so to speak. I now go to a gym which is full of MILFS and cab drivers talking crap which is great as I can not only concentrate on my training but have a giggle .
lookwhaticando Posted 27 April 2007 Author Posted 27 April 2007 PMSLI have in recent times swapped gyms because the LA Fitness I used to go to was so full of talent that I couldnt concentrate and yes I am being serious. I nearly did myself some damage on the rowing machine once because the buggers decided to put step machines directly infront of them and whilst rowing away you`ll get these lovely honies climbing aboard so to speak. I now go to a gym which is full of MILFS and cab drivers talking crap which is great as I can not only concentrate on my training but have a giggle . You're truly amazing. Is there any discussion you can't turn into a story about your sex drive? I mean... you managed to make perks at work a sexual discussion too... is there no bound?!
Geo V Posted 27 April 2007 Posted 27 April 2007 You're truly amazing.Is there any discussion you can't turn into a story about your sex drive? I mean... you managed to make perks at work a sexual discussion too... is there no bound?! Its what happens when you are not getting as much as you would like. To be fair though you started it by talking about being in a gym with a lovely female which is all the ammo I need! On a serious note I actually did change gyms because I found that I wasnt working as hard when it was full at around 6pm and you end up chatting instead of training. I now go before 2pm when the only ones in there are the bored housewives who dont stop the training schedule !
The People's Hero Posted 27 April 2007 Posted 27 April 2007 I don't work out and I'm still irresistable to women. Half of that statement is true, the rest is only 'Thracian-true'.
Geo V Posted 27 April 2007 Posted 27 April 2007 I don't work out and I'm still irresistable to women.Half of that statement is true, the rest is only 'Thracian-true'. I work out because I need too and I am still way out of shape due to not smoking like most of my mates. Maybe if I started spliffing up like the rest of North London I wouldnt have to attempt to shift the weight at the gym. BTW I have and never will be irrestable to women with perfect vision. BTW whats Thracian-true ?????!!
Manwell Pablo Posted 27 April 2007 Posted 27 April 2007 I work out because I need too and I am still way out of shape due to not smoking like most of my mates. Maybe if I started spliffing up like the rest of North London I wouldnt have to attempt to shift the weight at the gym. BTW I have and never will be irrestable to women with perfect vision.BTW whats Thracian-true ?????!! Pseudo-true
Mort Posted 27 April 2007 Posted 27 April 2007 Smooth ...I go to Cannons most days for an hour or two, i get the feelin that no one really knows what their doing (apart from one or two of the instructors) and we all look like pilocks but it all cancels out coz we're all too concerned about ourselves looking like eejits... or is it just me
lookwhaticando Posted 27 April 2007 Author Posted 27 April 2007 She was a proper fitness type, too. It's not a proper gym or anything... it's just a small gym in the apartment building. We even have a pool and saunas down there. But she was still more obviously a fitness type... she was kitted out like one and seemed to know what she was doing on the treadmill (she was running in very structured intervals, you see). Me on the other hand... I was just some unfit bloke in a city shirt running on the treadmill as long as I could before running out of steam, then slowing down for a while before running faster again. So I imagine she must have though "bloody rookie" when I slipped. She'd have been looking down on me in more ways than one if I'd actually hit the deck. :laugh:
DanTheFoxBhoy Posted 28 April 2007 Posted 28 April 2007 Rather unfortunate, then, that towards the end (I didn't intend to stop at the time, I was going to continue) I took my eyes off centre for a second and slipped on the treadmill. I almost slipped off completely... had I done so, I'd have knocked her off the treadmill besides mine. ahahaha I've done that - you're concentrating too much on how you look around the lass and end up making a complete arse of yourself anyhow!!
lookwhaticando Posted 28 April 2007 Author Posted 28 April 2007 ahahahaI've done that - you're concentrating too much on how you look around the lass and end up making a complete arse of yourself anyhow!! I wasn't particularly worried about how I looked - because frankly, I know that when I'm down there I look like a complete spanner anyway... but making myself look a complete arse was just a bit too much. I came away uninjured, but my pride took a hit.
DanTheFoxBhoy Posted 29 April 2007 Posted 29 April 2007 I wasn't particularly worried about how I looked - because frankly, I know that when I'm down there I look like a complete spanner anyway... but making myself look a complete arse was just a bit too much. I came away uninjured, but my pride took a hit. Now go sit in the corner and think about your shit coordination. You best never come across that fine lass again
lookwhaticando Posted 29 April 2007 Author Posted 29 April 2007 Now go sit in the corner and think about your shit coordination.You best never come across that fine lass again I didn't the first time. :thumbsup:
DanTheFoxBhoy Posted 30 April 2007 Posted 30 April 2007 I didn't the first time. :thumbsup: Bahahahaha
lookwhaticando Posted 30 April 2007 Author Posted 30 April 2007 Bahahahaha That reminds me... you complained about a recent City replica shirt causing nipple chaffing, didn't you? Was that the 05/06 shirt or the 06/07 pinstripe one? Because the 05/06 one caused me problems that day, too, adding injury to insult. Naturally. :pinch:
Dames Posted 30 April 2007 Posted 30 April 2007 I go DMU Gym sometimes and theres plenty of Eye candy down there
DanTheFoxBhoy Posted 1 May 2007 Posted 1 May 2007 That reminds me... you complained about a recent City replica shirt causing nipple chaffing, didn't you? Was that the 05/06 shirt or the 06/07 pinstripe one? Because the 05/06 one caused me problems that day, too, adding injury to insult. Naturally. :pinch: Yes, the 05/06 one! One of the squares on the Alliance logo kept chafing my nipple. But now I am starting to develop manly pecs, so my nipple has been displaced from the Alliance logo
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