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Fez of Mahrez

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Well the gym is a public facility but just on school land with the school having free access to it (for parting with the land I assume). So it doesn't count.

I love the genious of this new healthy option thing though. At school (I keep saying school, I'm actually in sixth form) the canteen says you can't just buy chips, you have to buy a meal to have chips. So you're alright to have the fooking burger as well but chips solo is a nono.

when i was at school i had pizza/sausage cob and chocolate cake everyday! and if i didn't have that, it was down to todays catch (syston) and it never did me any harm!

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when i was at school i had pizza/sausage cob and chocolate cake everyday! and if i didn't have that, it was down to todays catch (syston) and it never did me any harm!

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Todays Catch :worship:

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when i was at school i had pizza/sausage cob and chocolate cake everyday! and if i didn't have that, it was down to todays catch (syston) and it never did me any harm!

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I'm taking these constant pictures of me you keep posting quite well don't you think?

Posted

I used to think zephyr was a cool word until the Red Hot Chili Peppers ruined it and made it all mainstream with "Zephyr Song".

Way not cool.

Definitely not as cool as zenith, nor Kennith.

Posted
Hahaha. That is actually one of the more accurate ones. :ermm::D

Yea...well...erm...

*I'm so coming back to this post and editing it with a cutting put-down as soon as I think of one*

Posted
I thought there was a moaning thread now?! :whistle::unsure:

This is a support group.

Like when guys get testicular cancer and hug each other.

But more important.

You can be the one with the bitch tits.

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when i was at school i had pizza/sausage cob and chocolate cake everyday! and if i didn't have that, it was down to todays catch (syston) and it never did me any harm!

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Jamie Oliver done this to me :unsure: Wheres his beard??

Posted

One man.

One man with a dream.

To take moaning to new heights.

To start topics moaning about things was not enough for this man.

To moan about other people moaning about topics because he gets moaned at for moaning was not enough for this man.

This man had a dream. A dream to moan about other people moaning in a topic other than the official moaning thread.

Commit my body to hell. For I truly have committed a sin greater than the purest evil.

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One man.

One man with a dream.

To take moaning to new heights.

To start topics moaning about things was not enough for this man.

To moan about other people moaning about topics because he gets moaned at for moaning was not enough for this man.

This man had a dream. A dream to moan about other people moaning in a topic other than the official moaning thread.

Commit my body to hell. For I truly have committed a sin greater than the purest evil.

have you got a beard?

Posted

Matt - I issue you a challenge.

I challenge you to a Rock-Off.

The loser must leave this forum. FOREVER.

We will let the forum decide who rocks the best...I will sit here tuning my guitar waiting for your response.

When I play - Angels cry and devils fornicate with other devils. I am going to totally blow you through the doors of General Football and Sport.

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I love the genious of this new healthy option thing though. At school (I keep saying school, I'm actually in sixth form) the canteen says you can't just buy chips, you have to buy a meal to have chips. So you're alright to have the fooking burger as well but chips solo is a nono.

Many students just have chips at my college. They are the cheapest option!

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I and a few friends liberated some stuff from one at Beaumont Hall after it robbed me of a bag of Roysters which was rightfully mine.

It claimed to have a tilt sensor/alarm.... and also cctv was pointed at it. Evidently both these things are spurious.

God knows why we thought it was worth risking it for a few chocolates bars and a bag of crisps though.

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I thought there was a moaning thread now?! :whistle::unsure:

The brilliant thing is that when you have nothing to moan about as such, you just moan about other people moaning.

You're not happy unless you're moaning, and even then you're not happy.

The size of the chip on your shoulder Matt..... *whistles*

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I and a few friends liberated some stuff from one at Beaumont Hall after it robbed me of a bag of Roysters which was rightfully mine.

It claimed to have a tilt sensor/alarm.... and also cctv was pointed at it. Evidently both these things are spurious.

God knows why we thought it was worth risking it for a few chocolates bars and a bag of crisps though.

Because it is bloody annoying??!?!

I wonder how much money vending machines are making through "non-deliveries" (as a percentage of sales)?

I am sure some research has already been done on this... :whistle:

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Because it is bloody annoying??!?!

I wonder how much money vending machines are making through "non-deliveries" (as a percentage of sales)?

I am sure some research has already been done on this... :whistle:

Its an absolute farce. Dont forget the This vending machine does not give change. Twix 40p, coins accepted: £2, £1, 50p. :angry:

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Its an absolute farce. Dont forget the This vending machine does not give change. Twix 40p, coins accepted: £2, £1, 50p. :angry:

That should be illegal. Taking advantage of hungry people .... :angry:

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Went for the Chili McCoys today.

Stopped on the edge.

I put a post-it on the machine demanding recompense.

I shall inform you all of any developments tomorrow.

Fez (22), bubbling with rage.

Posted

FFS! :frusty:

The :whistle: smiley after my comment, was there to make people hopefully realise I was joking, being sarcastic, the comment was tongue in cheeks. :nono::S:rolleyes:

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Went for the Chili McCoys today.

Stopped on the edge.

I put a post-it on the machine demanding recompense.

I shall inform you all of any developments tomorrow.

Fez (22), bubbling with rage.

Im stuck for words... WE MUST REBEL!

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