Daggers Posted 17 May 2007 Posted 17 May 2007 Against everything good and Holy - my family has developed a sense of purpose...and is revolting! The blooming people have decided that the one thing missing from our lives is a puppy, and I have been outvoted three-to-one. Since when was my house a flipping democracy?! So - as of 6 o'clock I am going to have to change my position on dog shit, muzzles and neutering. Bloody dogs. Stop laughing Mr.The Hat!
hairy Posted 17 May 2007 Posted 17 May 2007 I have been battling the same situation for three years now. I am still firm in my position as our house is more of a dictatorship, I like to think. Only thing is it would get rid of those f'in cats.
Daggers Posted 17 May 2007 Author Posted 17 May 2007 I thought I was Lord and Master. I know how Gorbachov felt now when they ripped down the Berlin Wall and when Poland got all arsey. The United Soviet States of Dave seems to be crumbling, looks like it's time to get into the mafia business and form the Confederation of Independent Daves
Geo V Posted 17 May 2007 Posted 17 May 2007 Im not for pets so I have sympathy for you mate. You betetr wash the thing or you`ll end up like one of my mates who had a parrot in this huge cage who would still manage to crap everywhere and dog hair and a flat stinking of dog. I cant understand how the owners cant realise that teh smell is their FFS!!
Zingari Posted 17 May 2007 Posted 17 May 2007 are you wearing combat trousers or has it p*ssed on your legs?
Finnegan Posted 17 May 2007 Posted 17 May 2007 Considering the post above speaks in the future tense, it'd be a bit weird if Dave was posing with the dog already.
Daggers Posted 17 May 2007 Author Posted 17 May 2007 Considering the post above speaks in the future tense, it'd be a bit weird if Dave was posing with the dog already. There's no proper nouns on you Mr.Finners! ...but, it is uncannily observant that I have indeed moistened by trousers. It is a regular embarrassment, one borne from a childhood affliction that disturbed me so.
hairy Posted 17 May 2007 Posted 17 May 2007 I wanna cat My neighbours have loads. Please, please, please take one of theirs.
stez Posted 17 May 2007 Posted 17 May 2007 I wanna cat no see dave, thats how its done. i'm bloody embarrassed for you, you've let the little lady get ideas above her station. mrs dave doesn't read foxestalk does she?
stez Posted 17 May 2007 Posted 17 May 2007 My neighbours have loads. Please, please, please take one of theirs.
JoeyB Posted 17 May 2007 Posted 17 May 2007 Just say if they want a puppy you want a motorbike or something randomly expensive!
Daggers Posted 17 May 2007 Author Posted 17 May 2007 Just say if they want a puppy you want a motorbike or something randomly expensive! My bike got stolen. Maybe the same will happen to the puppy. Evil Babbage the Puppy -->
lildave3 Posted 17 May 2007 Posted 17 May 2007 My bike got stolen. Maybe the same will happen to the puppy. Evil Babbage the Puppy --> Babbage? Who named that then?
Daggers Posted 17 May 2007 Author Posted 17 May 2007 Babbage? Who named that then? If I am having a bloody dog in the house then I'm sure as shit going to give it a dumb name
lildave3 Posted 17 May 2007 Posted 17 May 2007 If I am having a bloody dog in the house then I'm sure as shit going to give it a dumb name Sounds like Cabbage. Cabbage is shit. I'm sure Babbage is excellent though
Daggers Posted 17 May 2007 Author Posted 17 May 2007 Sounds like Cabbage. Cabbage is shit. I'm sure Babbage is excellent though Cabbage is one of the main ingredients in Bubble & Squeek...which just happens to be one of the finest dishes to have been invented in this country Babbage is my second favourite person from history. My favourite historical figure is Tycho Brahe There will be a test on them next week.
Katy Posted 18 May 2007 Posted 18 May 2007 nosee dave, thats how its done. i'm bloody embarrassed for you, you've let the little lady get ideas above her station. mrs dave doesn't read foxestalk does she? Errrrm I do believe you are out voted 2-1 me duck. If I so wished I could bring one home and there's nowt you can do about it. Actually I think i'll go to the petrescue and get mesen one
Daggers Posted 18 May 2007 Author Posted 18 May 2007 ...and WHO has been left in charge of cleaning up all the puppy piss? ...and WHO has had his extensive CD and album collection attacked already?
Phube Posted 18 May 2007 Posted 18 May 2007 ...and WHO has been left in charge of cleaning up all the puppy piss?...and WHO has had his extensive CD and album collection attacked already? Shouldn't that all be digitised by now??? Sheesh... get with the times... Grandad!!
Daggers Posted 18 May 2007 Author Posted 18 May 2007 Shouldn't that all be digitised by now???Sheesh... get with the times... Grandad!! µTorrent took the hard work out of *ahem* backing up my collection
hairy Posted 18 May 2007 Posted 18 May 2007 µTorrent took the hard work out of *ahem* backing up my collection Which torrent site are you using. And I hope you are using an older version of utorrent than the most recent one as that has links with the RIAA
Daggers Posted 18 May 2007 Author Posted 18 May 2007 Which torrent site are you using.And I hope you are using an older version of utorrent than the most recent one as that has links with the RIAA Pirate Bay, mainly. Nope - it's the current utorrent. Should I change? I can't find anything about a link online other than vague rumour.
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