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Bouncing bananas

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Guest Chocolate Teapot
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:banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana: :
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So I change my avatar last night and now there's a tribute thread?

My banana doesn't bounce though. It is merely a banana.

I appreciate the gesture anyway.

:ph34r:

Guest Chocolate Teapot
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Would you like me to bounce your banana for you :banana:

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Bananas have featured in football over the years as inflatables in the crowd I can seem to remember (WTF was that all about?) and usually the fans would bring them along to hurl at the likes of John Barnes the planks.

BTW, have your bouncing bananas not got any other moves?!

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Bananas have featured in football over the years as inflatables in the crowd I can seem to remember (WTF was that all about?) and usually the fans would bring them along to hurl at the likes of John Barnes the planks.

BTW, have your bouncing bananas not got any other moves?!

I played hockey in Italy with an inflatable banana as a hockey stick.

In a proper tournament as well.

We came second, sound.

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I played hockey in Italy with an inflatable banana as a hockey stick.

In a proper tournament as well.

We came second, sound.

Did you lose to the inflatable spruing onions? :|:D

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LOVING YOU HAS MADE ME BANANAS

(Words and Music by Guy Marks)

OH, YOUR RED SCARF MATCHES YOUR EYES,

YOU CLOSED YOUR COVER BEFORE STRIKING,

FATHER HAD THE SHIPFITTER BLUES,

LOVING YOU HAS MADE ME BANANAS,

OH, YOUR RED SCARF MATCHES YOUR EYES,

YOU CLOSED YOUR COVER BEFORE STRIKING,

FATHER HAD THE SHIPFITTER BLUES,

LOVING YOU HAS MADE ME BANANAS,

OH, YOU BURNT YOUR FINGER THAT EVENING,

WHILE MY BACK WAS TURNED,

I ASKED THE WAITER FOR IODINE,

BUT I DINED ALL ALONE,

OH, YOUR RED SCARF MATCHES YOUR EYES,

YOU CLOSED YOUR COVER BEFORE STRIKING,

FATHER HAD THE SHIPFITTER BLUES,

LOVING YOU HAS MADE ME BANANAS.

probably the worst ever lyrics to a song :S

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This comes close.

Old Man Sunshine, listen, you,

Never tell me dreams come true,

Just try it, and I'll start a riot,

Beatrice Fairfax don't you dare,

Ever tell me she will care,

I'm certain, It's the final cutain.

Don't want to hear from and cheerful Pollyannas,

Who tell me love will find a way, it's all bananas.

They're writing songs of love, but not for me,

A lucky star's above, but not for me,

With love to lead the way,

I found more clouds of grey,

Than any Russian play could guarantee.

I was a fool to fall, and get that way,

Hi ho! Alas! And also Lack a day!

Although I can't dismiss,

The memory of her kiss,

I guess she's not for me.

It all began so well, but what an end,

This is the time a fella needs a friend,

When every happy plot,

Ends in a marriage knot,

And there's no knot for me.

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That's the Top Banana logo for Monday night at Warwick Uni SU, ha.

Well, not all the pirate bit.

Is Top Banana still going!!??

I miss those free, drunken nights!!! :cry:

You can't stay away from the Cooler Diner Burgers and Kebabs!! Mmmmmm...

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come on lets have a singalong

Boys;Come, Mr. Tally Mon, tally me banana

Girls: Daylight come and he wanna go home

Boys: Come, Mr. Tally Mon, tally me banana

Girls: Daylight come and he wanna go home

da hoo da hoo

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Guest Chocolate Teapot
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boing boing boing

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