Master Fox Posted 30 June 2007 Posted 30 June 2007 the terrorist need to have a rethink on their whole PR package, they're doing themselves no favours with all the car fires and such As much as I disagree with terrorist attacks, this is a pretty rubbish one. I mean there’s probably worse incidents up and down the country on weekends where people have tried to ram raid their local bargain booze trying to steal 24 cans of cider.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 30 June 2007 Posted 30 June 2007 the terrorist need to have a rethink on their whole PR package, they're doing themselves no favours with all the car fires and such GOING UP Pashminas The Maccabees Trenchcoats Feta Cheese GOING DOWN Wellington Boots Miniskirts Terrorists
Nationwider Posted 30 June 2007 Posted 30 June 2007 Max Clifford - that's who they need. No - wait. They'll be even more hated then. Stez - "30 years" - is this a Wonderstuff reference, or are you experiencing a little local difficulty?
stez Posted 30 June 2007 Author Posted 30 June 2007 Max Clifford - that's who they need.No - wait. They'll be even more hated then. Stez - "30 years" - is this a Wonderstuff reference, or are you experiencing a little local difficulty? My lavatory has been my sanctuary And it's easy for you to laugh at me 'Cos I been 30 good years in the bathroom, baby Rubadubdub one man in a tub and it's me Always me And now the time has come to share the joke That the latch on the bathroom door is broke And now it's time to let you know That it's only the beat of my heart that is slow Who's fault is this? I deny that it's mine I been stuck in here since 1959 1977 That's 30 good years in the bathroom baby But it's okay, yeah it's okay Cos when they come to take me away I will be clean, I will be clean basically, that's me problem.
AoWW Posted 30 June 2007 Posted 30 June 2007 ...basically, that's me problem. Thanks for sharing that!
Zingari Posted 1 July 2007 Posted 1 July 2007 the holy trinity of Sting Bono Geldof ; fundamentalist Islamic clerics [ or any other religious zealots ] germaine greer julie burchill michael moore brian sewell james whittaker janice battersby
Daggers Posted 1 July 2007 Posted 1 July 2007 Bono RED - the charity set up by Bono aims to produce funds to combat AIDS in Africa by getting people to buy RED branded products. To date Marketing spend: £100million Money donated for combating Aids: £18million (source NI, June) Bono? What a twat
Guest Posted 1 July 2007 Posted 1 July 2007 My lavatory has been my sanctuaryAnd it's easy for you to laugh at me 'Cos I been 30 good years in the bathroom, baby Rubadubdub one man in a tub and it's me Always me And now the time has come to share the joke That the latch on the bathroom door is broke And now it's time to let you know That it's only the beat of my heart that is slow Who's fault is this? I deny that it's mine I been stuck in here since 1959 1977 That's 30 good years in the bathroom baby But it's okay, yeah it's okay Cos when they come to take me away I will be clean, I will be clean basically, that's me problem. You've cheered me up. I love that song.
Guest Posted 1 July 2007 Posted 1 July 2007 I love girls in hats me. I bought a new hat in the States; and a matching scarf.
Daggers Posted 1 July 2007 Posted 1 July 2007 I bought a new hat in the States; and a matching scarf. So sad.
Guest Posted 1 July 2007 Posted 1 July 2007 So sad. Look, the locals spoke English, but it wasn't English. Not in the way you and I know it. They had to be Americans. The locals were cordial and polite. They had to be Americans. The locals also didn't know what to do with a bottle of wine. They...er.... Oops
Zingari Posted 1 July 2007 Posted 1 July 2007 Look, the locals spoke English, but it wasn't English. Not in the way you and I know it. They had to be Americans.The locals were cordial and polite. They had to be Americans. The locals also didn't know what to do with a bottle of wine. They...er.... Oops did they have an unnatural affection for their domesticated farm animals? ..............oh no that doesn't narrow it down either does it
stez Posted 2 July 2007 Author Posted 2 July 2007 that chick off the eon/wembely advert, who looks like a post operative micheal jackson, is pissing me off today
The People's Hero Posted 2 July 2007 Posted 2 July 2007 Cheryl BakerTom BakerDanny BakerThis is the new 'Transfer Targets with our Millions Thread'Foxestalk isn't working correctly at the moment.I press enter and my post looks... well, great and spaced out.Then I post it and it's all stuck together.
Zingari Posted 2 July 2007 Posted 2 July 2007 pat butcher terry butcher dewhurst the butcher the butcher of belgrade the butcher bird
The People's Hero Posted 2 July 2007 Posted 2 July 2007 pat butcherterry butcher dewhurst the butcher the butcher of belgrade the butcher bird I butcher wish your girlfriend was hot like me.
Zingari Posted 2 July 2007 Posted 2 July 2007 I butcher wish your girlfriend was hot like me. "girlfriends" (hot or otherwise) ended for me about 30 years ago
Webbo Posted 2 July 2007 Posted 2 July 2007 the butcher of belgrade My uncle was the co-op butcher in Belgrave.
Daggers Posted 2 July 2007 Posted 2 July 2007 "girlfriends" (hot or otherwise) ended for me about 30 years ago I am intrigued... You married, turned gay or had your dick cut off. I would have included 'vow of celibacy' but that was such an 80/90's thing.
stez Posted 2 July 2007 Author Posted 2 July 2007 I am intrigued...You married, turned gay or had your dick cut off. I would have included 'vow of celibacy' but that was such an 80/90's thing. i did that in the 90's, but it was enforced so it didn't really count
Zingari Posted 2 July 2007 Posted 2 July 2007 I am intrigued...You married, turned gay or had your dick cut off. I would have included 'vow of celibacy' but that was such an 80/90's thing. married now ; but to describe any of the laydeez that i 've had any sort of intimate contact with in a good few years as "girls" is just a long stretch of imagination
Geo V Posted 2 July 2007 Posted 2 July 2007 Ive been back for about 36 hours and due to the dodgy weather have spent too much time watching telly. The ones that have pissed me off include....
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