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mmm nothing better than toast in the morning.

Love mine with marmalade.

Posted
mmm nothing better than toast in the morning.

Love mine with marmalade.

morning: butter + strawberry jam

lunch: beans

tea: cheese

where's that in your sig?

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morning: butter + Marmite

lunch: butter + Marmite

tea: butter + Marmite

:cool:

Marmite.

well it didn't take long for you lot to surface did it?

are you both mad? it's the equivalent to smearing horse feesheeze over your toast

Posted
morning: butter + strawberry jam

lunch: beans

tea: cheese

where's that in your sig?

Tropic garden hotel in santa eulia- Ibiza

****

Posted

marmite is like spreading old oil oon your toast and getting it between your teeth. Dont know how the human type can eat such a thing.

Posted
it looks lovely.

It bloody was, want to go back :cry:

Posted

Marmite (if it were a person :unsure:):

"Youre simply the best, better than all the rest, better than anyone, anyone

Ive ever met!

Im stuck on your heart, I hang on every word you say

Tear us apart, baby I would rather be dead"

:unsure::D

Posted
Great minds think alike, yet I have no idea what you two are doing.

S**t minds also think alike :thumbup:

Posted
Marmite (if it were a person :unsure:):

"Youre simply the best, better than all the rest, better than anyone, anyone

Ive ever met!

Im stuck on your heart, I hang on every word you say

Tear us apart, baby I would rather be dead"

:unsure::D

I'd rather be dead than eat that shite :whistle::P

Posted

Butter, proper butter not imitation or spreadable butter, but real butter features on every slice I make along with:

  • Marmite
  • Proper marmalade (the expensive stuff in posh jars)
  • Cheese with Lea & Perrins
  • Beans (not Heinz because they are bastards)
  • Proper peanut butter (the expensive stuff that looks funny)
  • Pate (the really expensive Sainsbury's one with truffles in it)
  • Mushy peas with cheese grated on the top
  • Cheese and Ham toast toppers
  • Black cherry jam (again, the bleeding expensive one)
  • Strawberry jam with big lumps of strawberry
  • Lemon curd

...anyone contemplating saying something like "What, all on one slice" needs to take themselves to the bathroom and speak to themselves harshly in the mirror

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