Wezleylowski Posted 21 August 2007 Posted 21 August 2007 The Sapplezilla was well up for it.I saw Thracian trying to tempt him in to bed with a bunch of bananas.
Zingari Posted 22 August 2007 Posted 22 August 2007 when i was in the foreign legion , i asked a fellow legionairre what we did if we wanted sex ; he said to use one of the camels ; i must have looked quite disgusted by this suggestion, that he then quickly added; " i meant for you to ride the camel into town to the local brothel "
Dr The Singh Posted 22 August 2007 Posted 22 August 2007 when i was in the foreign legion , i asked a fellow legionairre what we did if we wanted sex ; he said to use one of the camels ; i must have looked quite disgusted by this suggestion, that he then quickly added; " i meant for you to ride the camel into town to the local brothel " You were in the foriegn legion??????? That explains alot!!!
Smudge Posted 22 August 2007 Posted 22 August 2007 when i was in the foreign legion , i asked a fellow legionairre what we did if we wanted sex ; he said to use one of the camels ; i must have looked quite disgusted by this suggestion, that he then quickly added; " i meant for you to ride the camel into town to the local brothel " Man that joke has whiskers..........you precis werry well BB
Rincewind Posted 23 August 2007 Posted 23 August 2007 As a male I do not want to be shagged by any animal with a pen is bigger than mine or to be more precise any male genitalia at all. This does not mean that I would succomb to the sexual advances of any female of the four-legged type. Human bonding only for me.
Macdaddy Posted 23 August 2007 Posted 23 August 2007 How do snakes have sex? They both give head and roll down a hill like a cartwheel.
Master Fox Posted 23 August 2007 Posted 23 August 2007 How do snakes have sex? The male has that little tickler thing that pops out of a pouch which he caresses the female's front bottom with. They then curl up into a mating ball where the sexual intercourse between the snakes begins.
Alexikokopops Posted 23 August 2007 Posted 23 August 2007 The male has that little tickler thing that pops out of a pouch which he caresses the female's front bottom with. They then curl up into a mating ball where the sexual intercourse between the snakes begins. Personally I think MacDaddy's head-cartwheel sounds more exciting.
Manwell Pablo Posted 23 August 2007 Posted 23 August 2007 Personally I think MacDaddy's head-cartwheel sounds more exciting. Perosonally I think you should bring my Selhurst park seat back when you come to pick me up for Forest game!
Alexikokopops Posted 23 August 2007 Posted 23 August 2007 Perosonally I think you should bring my Selhurst park seat back when you come to pick me up for Forest game! I was planning to!! It's sitting on my kitchen table, ready and waiting...
Rincewind Posted 23 August 2007 Posted 23 August 2007 you walked away with a seat? how did you do that?
Manwell Pablo Posted 23 August 2007 Posted 23 August 2007 you walked away with a seat? how did you do that? I do many things no other man could.
Alexikokopops Posted 23 August 2007 Posted 23 August 2007 you walked away with a seat? how did you do that? After a particularly vigorous second goal celebration a ocuple of the seats ended up like this: Mablo swiftly stole the back bit and left it in my car.
Rincewind Posted 24 August 2007 Posted 24 August 2007 no wonder the admission prices are so expensive.
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.