THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 21 August 2007 Posted 21 August 2007 http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6954728.stm Pet camel kills Australian woman A woman in Australia has been killed by her pet camel after the animal may have tried to have sex with her. The woman was found dead at the family's sheep and cattle ranch near the town of Mitchell in Queensland. The woman had been given the camel as a 60th birthday present earlier this year because of her love of exotic pets. The camel was just 10 months old but already weighed 152kg (336lbs) and had come close to suffocating the family's pet goat on a number of occasions. On Saturday, the woman apparently became the object of the male camel's desire. It knocked her to the ground, lay on top of her and displayed what the police delicately described as possible mating behaviour. "I'd say it's probably been playing, or it may be even a sexual sort of thing," the Associated Press news agency quoted Queensland police Detective Senior Constable Craig Gregory as saying. Young camels are not normally aggressive but can become more threatening if treated and raised as pets. TBJS Verdict: Don't agree to sexual intercourse with horny pets, it will only end in torn beef curtains and/or death
Alexikokopops Posted 21 August 2007 Posted 21 August 2007 I know I shouldn't laugh, but dying by camel rape is one of the more intriguing ways to go.
Joe. Posted 21 August 2007 Posted 21 August 2007 We saw it in the Metro newspaper yesterday I know it's not really right to laugh but this case is pretty extraordinary. Crazy.
Daggers Posted 21 August 2007 Posted 21 August 2007 I know I shouldn't laugh, but dying by camel rape is one of the more intriguing ways to go. ...but for those of us that live it is just a day of hell we will never ever forget.
Milky Posted 21 August 2007 Posted 21 August 2007 How much can you expect your average camel too pack?
Flynny Posted 21 August 2007 Posted 21 August 2007 How much can you expect your average camel too pack? If you wanna search google for "camel penis", do it at your own risk.
Milky Posted 21 August 2007 Posted 21 August 2007 If you wanna search google for "camel penis", do it at your own risk. Who said anything about a camel penis? Dirty bastard.
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 21 August 2007 Author Posted 21 August 2007 I bet he came'l over her. He humped her good and gave granny her cookies
The People's Hero Posted 21 August 2007 Posted 21 August 2007 If I was going to 'go' this way, I'd rather 'go' under sexual duress from an ape, I think they are such magnificent creatures (although I mention this only as an aside).
Floating Fox Posted 21 August 2007 Posted 21 August 2007 No wonder she had the hump. I bet he came'l over her. Top form
dhermon Posted 21 August 2007 Posted 21 August 2007 How long til this makes it's way into german porno's............. :pinch
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 21 August 2007 Author Posted 21 August 2007 If I was going to 'go' this way, I'd rather 'go' under sexual duress from an ape, I think they are such magnificent creatures (although I mention this only as an aside). If I was going to be ****ed by an animal I'd probably prefer something with slightly smaller genitalia, for example, a harvest mouse. Quicn in and out, aah, all done!
Milky Posted 21 August 2007 Posted 21 August 2007 If I was going to be ****ed by an animal I'd probably prefer something with slightly smaller genitalia, for example, a harvest mouse. Quicn in and out, aah, all done!
The People's Hero Posted 21 August 2007 Posted 21 August 2007 If I was going to be ****ed by an animal I'd probably prefer something with slightly smaller genitalia, for example, a harvest mouse. Quicn in and out, aah, all done!
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 21 August 2007 Author Posted 21 August 2007 I'm relying on the 'IF' to save my bacon
The People's Hero Posted 21 August 2007 Posted 21 August 2007 I'm relying on the 'IF' to save my bacon The Sapplezilla was well up for it. I saw Thracian trying to tempt him in to bed with a bunch of bananas.
THEBIGJOHNSTEADER; Posted 21 August 2007 Author Posted 21 August 2007 The Sapplezilla was well up for it.I saw Thracian trying to tempt him in to bed with a bunch of bananas. Users of FT that haven't seen Thracians incredible nickname thread must think we are a bunch of racialistic, is that even a word?, c*nts
Tommy G Posted 21 August 2007 Posted 21 August 2007 Can't believe people are discussing which animal they would rather be ****ed by?? Surely nothing is the best option...Im going to go with the worst option, i would not like to be ****ed by a shire horse or an elephant
Flynny Posted 21 August 2007 Posted 21 August 2007 Can't believe people are discussing which animal they would rather be ****ed by?? Surely nothing is the best option...Im going to go with the worst option, i would not like to be ****ed by a shire horse or an elephant Giraffe it is!
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