How Was Your Day?

[Soar Fox]

That's a shame because if she was she would have had a potters wheel and it would have been well romantic.

Women who own potters wheels are reet sluts. They're always rubbing wet clay all over their breasts and stuff. Like I said well romantic.

Now I know why Mike Baldwin was so into Deirdre.

[lavrentis]

Sounds like a plan tho Boney for the next time

[bovril]

Is she studying sculpture at Saint Martin's college?

 

That's where he..... caught her he....

[AoWW]

She's on more than I am

 

Is her Dad loaded? 

[Wymsey]

Bet she's a self-made woman.

 

Sorry.

[lavrentis]

Is her Dad loaded? 

 

Yes

 

Bet she's a self-made woman.

 

Sorry.

 

Pardon

[bovril]

Yes

 

Well in that case you'll have a rum and cola.

[lavrentis]

Well in that case you'll have a rum and cola.

 

I'm too stoopid to understand this

[Carl the Llama]

Did you take her to the supermarket?

[lavrentis]

Did you take her to the supermarket?

 

The work canteen, cause im classy.

[Wymsey]

Did she have a hotdog?

[lavrentis]

Did she have a hotdog?

 

It was either roast turkey or burgers and she asked me which one to get and I said get the burger

[Carl the Llama]

Did she take the burger?

[lavrentis]

Did she take the burger?

 

She took the burger

[bovril]

It was either roast turkey or burgers and she asked me which one to get and I said get the burger

 

I can actually imagine Jarvis Cocker singing that line.

[lavrentis]

OKAY ILL STOP BORING YOU ALL NOW

 

GOOD NIGHT ALL

[Carl the Llama]

She took the burger

                

[Soar Fox]

#AskLav

If your new girlfriend was a burger what would she be? A McDonalds Big Mac or a Burger King bacon double cheeseburger?

Edited 11 July 2015 by Steve_Walsh5

[lavrentis]

#AskLav

If your new girlfriend was a burger what would she be? A McDonalds Big Mac or a Burger King bacon double cheeseburger?

 

Neither, she would be a juicy Tribute Burger from Honest Burgers at Kings Cross.

[Wymsey]

#AskLav

 

Did she have a whopper on hers?

[ScouseFox]

would you rather have a bird who was 10/10 but stank like arse, or a pretty average maybe 6 on a good day bird but she smelt nice?

edit - this is a question open to anyone not just lav

Edited 11 July 2015 by ScouseFox

[Soar Fox]

#AskLav

Would you rather her give terrible blowies which indicates she's not had much experience or would you rather she gave a phenomenal blowie which probably means she's knows her way around a c*ck or 10?

[Carl the Llama]

would you rather have a bird who was 10/10 but stank like arse, or a pretty average maybe 6 on a good day bird but she smelt nice?

edit - this is a question open to anyone not just lav

Are you allowed to address the scent issue with some Axe Africa©?

 

Edit: Sorry, Lynx©.

Edited 11 July 2015 by Carl the Llama

[lavrentis]

#AskLav

 

Did she have a whopper on hers?

 

The burger was normal.

 

would you rather have a bird who was 10/10 but stank like arse, or a pretty average maybe 6 on a good day bird but she smelt nice?

edit - this is a question open to anyone not just lav

 

6 on a good day.

 

#AskLav

Would you rather her give terrible blowies which indicates she's not had much experience or would you rather she gave a phenomenal blowie which probably means she's knows her way around a c*ck or 10?

 

The first one as I'm also terrible at giving blowies so we have something in common.

[BoneDog]

I've made love to both and would go for a 10/10 stinker because you can chuck them in the bath first.