kevinwpratt Posted 4 December 2007 Posted 4 December 2007 Ok i have had enough now..... I live in a terraced street where the parking is absolutely piss poor, over the road live a retired couple who have one of those polite reserved spaces (white line and a sign on the their wall) i have parked here quite regularly over the last few months not because i am a tw*t but because they have never owned a car. To combat this they have had their son (who lives down the street ) park his car there. This in turn turned into a little bit of a childish game where if the space was free then it would be a case of who parks there first wins.... I know its childish but he was irritating me. However... i got home tonight and the space next to them was free so i thought i would try and be the better man and leave the disabled spot free but my wife has just got back and they have now parked IN the desabled spot but left their car on my bumper... Now what do i do???..... If it helps anyone sway to my side.... He hasn't worked in five years due to a bad back but he is happy to carry his case of beer from the parking space back to his house each week......
stez Posted 4 December 2007 Posted 4 December 2007 video him carrying his beer case and call the social
AoWW Posted 4 December 2007 Posted 4 December 2007 Depends how much you like your own car. If you're not too fussed, key his!
Raj Posted 4 December 2007 Posted 4 December 2007 Ok i have had enough now.....I live in a terraced street where the parking is absolutely piss poor, over the road live a retired couple who have one of those polite reserved spaces (white line and a sign on the their wall) i have parked here quite regularly over the last few months not because i am a tw*t but because they have never owned a car. To combat this they have had their son (who lives down the street ) park his car there. This in turn turned into a little bit of a childish game where if the space was free then it would be a case of who parks there first wins.... I know its childish but he was irritating me. However... i got home tonight and the space next to them was free so i thought i would try and be the better man and leave the disabled spot free but my wife has just got back and they have now parked IN the desabled spot but left their car on my bumper... Now what do i do???..... If it helps anyone sway to my side.... He hasn't worked in five years due to a bad back but he is happy to carry his case of beer from the parking space back to his house each week...... Give me your address. I'l have it sorted. You wont see him EVER again.
Simi Posted 4 December 2007 Posted 4 December 2007 Give me your address.I'l have it sorted. You wont see him EVER again. :laugh:
Joe. Posted 4 December 2007 Posted 4 December 2007 Give me your address.I'l have it sorted. You wont see him EVER again. Just key his car.
kevinwpratt Posted 4 December 2007 Author Posted 4 December 2007 Give me your address.I'l have it sorted. You wont see him EVER again. I am now praying that you mean this and all my problems are solved.......
Raj Posted 4 December 2007 Posted 4 December 2007 I am now praying that you mean this and all my problems are solved....... You want him dead. I need the cash. SORTED! I'll be in touch.....
Zingari Posted 4 December 2007 Posted 4 December 2007 You want him dead.I need the cash. SORTED! I'll be in touch..... you're a hit man i thought you were full of love . ..................................however there s this bloke that really p*sses me off . what do you normally charge ?
Dames Posted 4 December 2007 Posted 4 December 2007 I'll do anything Raj will do for A fillet burger meal from Maryland.
Tommy G Posted 4 December 2007 Posted 4 December 2007 Let his tyres down, if it doesnt work then chin him if you can look after yourself
Raj Posted 4 December 2007 Posted 4 December 2007 you're a hit man i thought you were full of love . ..................................however there s this bloke that really p*sses me off . what do you normally charge ? I am full of shit love..... BUt its easy money man.....all you need is a shooter. BANG. Job done!
Zingari Posted 4 December 2007 Posted 4 December 2007 I'll do anything Raj will do for A fillet burger meal from Maryland. do you know what raj is prepared to do
Zingari Posted 4 December 2007 Posted 4 December 2007 I am full of shit love.....BUt its easy money man.....all you need is a shooter. BANG. Job done! is your aim with the shooter any better than your driving on the optimistic bus ;
Raj Posted 4 December 2007 Posted 4 December 2007 is your aim with the shooter any better than your driving on the optimistic bus ; No not really!!!! To be serious Kev,i used to live on a terrcade street and i can appreciate what you are going thro regarding parkin. We used to constantly keep looking out the window to see if there was a free spot outside our house,otherwise it meant parking 8-9 doors away overnight. Tiswas a right bummer. Are the lines done by the council? If not they have no right...you can park there. BUT if they have been done by the Council im sure you are not allowed to park there as its his right due to his(OR Not) disability.
Blue Bob Posted 4 December 2007 Posted 4 December 2007 Several possibilities _ Is it one of those reserved disabled spaces that the council put down. If so report it to the council that they do not have a car and ask for it to be removed. This will allow a free for all with everyone but frees up a space. You could damage his car but he probably parks it there as his parents spend all day looking out of the window and knows it will be safe or at least any damage witnessed. I would say if you think he has blocked you in on purpose then he is not scared of you so violence may not work either. If he is a freeloader as you suggest then he will only welcome this as he can then sue you for loads of cash. So you need a good alibi and then get some one to joy ride it and torch it. Block him in - though the chances are you will need your car before he does. Get some mates round and roll his car onto its side!!! None of the above as I dont what to be an accessory to a crime being committed
Zingari Posted 4 December 2007 Posted 4 December 2007 No not really!!!! To be serious Kev,i used to live on a terrcade street and i can appreciate what you are going thro regarding parkin. We used to constantly keep looking out the window to see if there was a free spot outside our house,otherwise it meant parking 8-9 doors away overnight.Tiswas a right bummer. Are the lines done by the council? If not they have no right...you can park there. BUT if they have been done by the Council im sure you are not allowed to park there as its his right due to his(OR Not) disability. that must have been awful and to think people are moaning about starving and and stuff like that
Raj Posted 4 December 2007 Posted 4 December 2007 that must have been awful and to think people are moaning about starving and and stuff like that :D I know! i know!!! But at the time its a big deal..... By the way,starving's no big deal...you try parking a car outside your house in a terraced street??? That's a fcuking Big deal!!!
Zingari Posted 4 December 2007 Posted 4 December 2007 :D I know! i know!!! But at the time its a big deal..... By the way,starving's no big deal...you try parking a car outside your house in a terraced street??? That's a fcuking Big deal!!! when i lived in a terraced street, people knew how to behave ,, we made sure we didn't earn enough money to buy cars and if one drove down our street , one of the kids would gallantly throw himself underneath it to show respect for our betters
Raj Posted 4 December 2007 Posted 4 December 2007 when i lived in a terraced street, people knew how to behave ,, we made sure we didn't earn enough money to buy cars and if one drove down our street , one of the kids would gallantly throw himself underneath it to show respect for our betters :D I like you! Erm...Did i say we used to be unable to park our cars?? I meant to say our horse and cart as we were so poor thats all we could afford. My dad came over from India with only the clothes he was wearing... BEAT THAT!!!!
Zingari Posted 4 December 2007 Posted 4 December 2007 :D I like you! Erm...Did i say we used to be unable to park our cars?? I meant to say our horse and cart as we were so poor thats all we could afford. My dad came over from India with only the clothes he was wearing... BEAT THAT!!!! A HORSE , A HORSE we used to dream of having a horse ,our dad used to regail us with stories of when horses used to shit in our front room just to make it smell better
Raj Posted 4 December 2007 Posted 4 December 2007 A HORSE , A HORSE we used to dream of having a horse ,our dad used to regail us with stories of when horses used to shit in our front room just to make it smell better Oh for fcuk sake!! We didnt even have a house.... Dont think this is helping young Kevin much is it????
Sods Posted 4 December 2007 Posted 4 December 2007 Ahhhhh neighbours. Last year we had some late teens turn 20 year olds that decided fireworks would be fun. Fireworks on a green just outside my house. Okay fireworks are cool and theres not much harm. But my dog at the time was very ill and kept having panic attacks. So i politely went out the 1st time and asked 'can you do this elsewhere my dog is ill and is going mental'. 'Oh sorry mate'. I thought good lads. 2 minutes later there bleemin off again. Walked out. i shouted 'You taking the piss lads'. 'Its not your land mate we can do what we like'. ' Fair enough boys'. Went back in house got golf clubs, got golf balls. Got driver out. Aimed, Setted. And started smashing the balls at them. 'What you doing mate'. 'Not your land lads'. They soon fooked off. My advice, get the golf clubs out and smash up the car.
Raj Posted 4 December 2007 Posted 4 December 2007 Ahhhhh neighbours.Last year we had some late teens turn 20 year olds that decided fireworks would be fun. Fireworks on a green just outside my house. Okay fireworks are cool and theres not much harm. But my dog at the time was very ill and kept having panic attacks. So i politely went out the 1st time and asked 'can you do this elsewhere my dog is ill and is going mental'. 'Oh sorry mate'. I thought good lads. 2 minutes later there bleemin off again. Walked out. i shouted 'You taking the piss lads'. 'Its not your land mate we can do what we like'. ' Fair enough boys'. Went back in house got golf clubs, got golf balls. Got driver out. Aimed, Setted. And started smashing the balls at them. 'What you doing mate'. 'Not your land lads'. They soon fooked off. My advice, get the golf clubs out and smash up the car. :crylaugh:
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