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kevinwpratt

My f-ing neighbours - what do i do?

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Oh for fcuk sake!! :rolleyes:

We didnt even have a house....

Dont think this is helping young Kevin much is it???? :D

yes; we must focus on the less fortunate souls that are in dispute of parking spaces :mellow:

Posted
Depends how much you like your own car. If you're not too fussed, key his! :ph34r:

I would look to smash the car up but im trying to avoid the blatant damage route.. they drive a cinquecento and i have a Saab convertible so i will lose hands down on any damage stakes :frusty:

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yes; we must focus on the less fortunate souls that are in dispute of parking spaces :mellow:

Not the dispute of a parking space... the dispute of them landing their car on mine this evening..... :(

I have held my hands up to the childish aspect of the story :clap:

Posted
How about chillin and talking to them tomorrow? Can work.

This is the modern world, beat the shit in to them!

Obviosuly talking would be good. :thumbup:

Posted
Right thats it im getting the golf clubs! :thumbup:

Sorry mate i wanst laughing at YOU.

i was just imagining you trying to hit em with your golf balls!!!

Did you shout FOOOOUUUURRRRR as you struck the ball???? :D

How about chillin and talking to them tomorrow? Can work.

Oh yeah.....i suppose diplomacy might work...if not shoot em!!!!

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Sorry mate i wanst laughing at YOU.

i was just imagining you trying to hit em with your golf balls!!!

Did you shout FOOOOUUUURRRRR as you struck the ball???? :D

haha its okay, it was more 'have that ya bastards' and then :scarf::scarf::scarf:

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How about chillin and talking to them tomorrow? Can work.

This was my first choice but i think it will end up in a public slanging match, i will see how i feel after a good nights sleep. If i look out the window and his car is still there i can confirm that my clubs happen to be in the boot of my car and i have quite a useful swing :whistle:

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Our neighbours are lovely.

We eat round each other's house regularly, they often come over of an evening and just chill with us, watching telly or DVD.

She is pregnant and sometimes can't bring herself to cook, so she comes round and eats here when he is away and returns the favour by having us over for a takeaway delivery. We borrow their lawnmower, they borrow my watering hose (unless of course there is a hose pipe ban :unsure: )

Actually as of last Friday, they are no longer our neighbours - they have moved 10 miles away, but we have been over there twice for dinner.

Anyone got a petrol lawnmower? :cry:

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they have now parked IN the desabled spot but left their car on my bumper... :@

That happened to me a couple of weeks back. Got out to go shopping and... could not get my car out. :frusty::angry:

I left two polite but firm handwritten notes on the windscreens of both cars (front and back).

If it helps anyone sway to my side.... He hasn't worked in five years due to a bad back but he is happy to carry his case of beer from the parking space back to his house each week...... :whistle:

Is beer perhaps his painkiller of choice? :unsure:

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Our neighbours are lovely.

We eat round each other's house regularly, they often come over of an evening and just chill with us, watching telly or DVD.

She is pregnant and sometimes can't bring herself to cook, so she comes round and eats here when he is away and returns the favour by having us over for a takeaway delivery. We borrow their lawnmower, they borrow my watering hose (unless of course there is a hose pipe ban :unsure: )

Actually as of last Friday, they are no longer our neighbours - they have moved 10 miles away, but we have been over there twice for dinner.

Anyone got a petrol lawnmower? :cry:

Are you Jim Royle???

Posted

Neighbours, everybody needs good Neighbours

With a little understanding, you can find the perfect blend

Neighbours, should be there for one another

That's when good Neighbours become good friends

Posted

Get a banana, stuff it up his exhaust pipe (no gay innuendos please lol) and then do a silly grin and laugh just like Eddie Murphy did whilst playing Axel Foley in Beverley Hills Cop. It worked a treat for him and is a nailed on way to let them know you mean business. :unsure:

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Knock on there door tonight, pretend to be a Carol singer and change the lyrics slightly, hoping they get the point...

"5 baseball bats around your fooking heads

4 turds through your door

3 letters to the social

2 pikies to park on your lawn

and a match to set your missus alight"

Posted

it's a real slice of life though- a gritty urban fable. Who would dream that some people live in properties with insufficient parking for the main cars, the wife's car and somewhere for the au pair and the nanny to leave their runarounds

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it's a real slice of life though- a gritty urban fable. Who would dream that some people live in properties with insufficient parking for the main cars, the wife's car and somewhere for the au pair and the nanny to leave their runarounds

:D :D

yes i believe some do live in these atrocious conditions ; it certainly is grim up north :)

i think it should be resolved with a shin kicking contest (wooden clogs only)

Posted

I have issues with my neighbours. My number one plan is to move to a house surrounded by a big wall, and with huge electric gates.

I'm some way off of this at the present moment in time.

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The armed response unit were called out to my neighbours once. Beat that.

On another occasion, SEVEN police cars turned up there

I don't know why that post appeared twice. It wasn't me, honest.

Perhaps it's because it was so BRILLIANT

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You want him dead.

I need the cash.

SORTED!

I'll be in touch.....

lol

you do realise that if anything should happen to him.. accident or even dies of old age or anything like that, you are in serious doo doo, my friend....

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