The Foxestalk Symphony Orchestra

[Zingari]

double bass... please? I can't actually play it but enthusiasm counts for something, right?

i love enthusiastic women , especially women who drink beer in quart glasses

[Lillehamring]

i'd quite like to add some sparse slabs of harpsichord, are we going baroque?

[James.]

double bass... please? I can't actually play it but enthusiasm counts for something, right?

You're in with bells on.

i'd quite like to add some sparse slabs of harpsichord, are we going baroque?

I was mainly thinking the classical and romantic eras but considering the orchestra is mainly made up of cowbells, triangles and guitars I don't think I'm in any position to turn you away. You're in.

[danny.]

so, when is band practise?

[James.]

so, when is band practise?

When we get a woodwind section. Currently it consists of Alex on clarinet and Bert on recorder. No offence to those guys but I'm not convinced that's going to be enough.

[The People's Hero]

I could do guitar, piano or a basic bit of harmonica.

Failing that I'll have a crack at the didgeridoo.

[Zingari]

so, when is band practise?

when everyone else is trying to get to sleep

[Lillehamring]

um, i can't make practice....

[Jordan]

I played the cello for nine months and made my elementary school's orchestra. Do I meet the prerequisites?

[Zingari]

I played the cello for nine months and made my elementary school's orchestra. Do I meet the prerequisites?

you should get in the orchestra if you've got a big instrument between your legs

but who are the prerequisites and why do you want to meet them ?

[General Smuts]

I want in.

Is the orchestra still up and running?

If so im gonna take up lessons on the tin whistle, the chalumeau, the piccolo and the cor anglais.

Im multi talented and shall play all at once.

[Manwell Pablo]

Is this where Thracian got his Swan Lesta what every it is thingy modoodle from.

[The People's Hero]

God knows, I'd love to know though.

What IS the man on about?