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Howard and hayles songs

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* You put your left leg in

* You put your left leg out

* You put your left leg in

* And you shake it all about.

* You do the Stevie Howard and you turn around

* That's what it's all about...

* Oh, Stevie Howard

* Oh, Stevie Howard

* Oh, Stevie Howard

* Socks down shirt out RA RA RA

or

Hot Dog, Jumpin Frog,

Stevie Howard....

or even

Are you Phil Gee

Are you Phil Gee

Are you Phil Gee in disguise? :dunno:

Posted

You are my Hayles

My only Hayles

You robbed the last pie

You fat bastard

You'll never notice

How much I wanted it

I hope you choke

And spew it uppp

La la la la la Hayles.

Posted

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me;

Fiiiiiiive Caaaarl Coooooooorts!

Four Mark De Vries'

Three Steve Howards,

Two Elvis Hammonds,

And a useless Barry Hayles.

Posted

Have you seen this bastard's diet?

He's more overweight than Fryatt

Barry Hayles,

Barry Hayles.

We bought one from Derby,

The other from KFC,

Howard and Hayles,

Howard and Hayles.

He's fat, he's black,

Never bothers tracking back,

Barry Hayles,

Barry Hayles.

If you think that one is a bit racial, I've done another one to balance it up.

He's tall, he's white,

Barry Hayles is ****ing shite,

Steve Howard,

Steve Howard.

Posted

He's fat, he's black

His bird's shit in the sack

Barry hayles. Berry Hayles.

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