maddog Posted 5 January 2008 Posted 5 January 2008 This guy is an amuteur twat loser. 'Im joined by my co commentator Matt Jones' Matt Piper! ' Leicester played Southampton last season in the Fa Cup and lost 1-0 at home' 2 seasons ago ' It's 1-1 in the all Premiership tie at the valley between Charlton and West Brom' Championship Feel free to add more comedy Barber comments to the list. I know theres loads more, but my mind has gone blank.
Big Ol' Bob Posted 5 January 2008 Posted 5 January 2008 "Muhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" - Barber is a spastic
Tommy G Posted 5 January 2008 Posted 5 January 2008 Matt Piper's Dictionary of Phrases "Citeh" "Lesta or Lestuh" "Hume-eh'' The guys a twat, and makes Barbers commentry even worse. I wish Walsh was better, but he isn't!
Leicester Lass Posted 5 January 2008 Posted 5 January 2008 Matt Piper's Dictionary of Phrases"Citeh" "Lesta or Lestuh" "Hume-eh'' The guys a twat, and makes Barbers commentry even worse. I wish Walsh was better, but he isn't! He's a twat because he has a Leicester accent?
Libertine Posted 5 January 2008 Posted 5 January 2008 He's a twat because he has a Leicester accent? Exactly. Anyway, it's not funny to me (Barbs), it just pisses me off.
Dames Posted 5 January 2008 Posted 5 January 2008 Matt Piper's Dictionary of Phrases"Citeh" "Lesta or Lestuh" "Hume-eh'' The guys a twat, and makes Barbers commentry even worse. I wish Walsh was better, but he isn't! You probably don't realise it but you have that accent too mate. And Matt Piper isn't really that bad tbh.
shiv Posted 5 January 2008 Posted 5 January 2008 not as funny as... "the teams are huddling for a team talk before the match... they all break away like a flower opening up in the string" i mean come on!!
Libertine Posted 5 January 2008 Posted 5 January 2008 Piper's pauses are the worst though. Sits there for about 5 minutes until he finishes a sentence. Then still gets it wrong.
Unabomber Posted 5 January 2008 Posted 5 January 2008 Its his astonishing lack of knowledge regarding footbal that lets him down. A real shame.
Unabomber Posted 5 January 2008 Posted 5 January 2008 Piper's pauses are the worst though.Sits there for about 5 minutes until he finishes a sentence. Then still gets it wrong. And Barber is always like, and now the thoughts of Matt Piper, and he just doesn't say anything for a cringe worthy few seconds.
morris1234 Posted 5 January 2008 Posted 5 January 2008 Matt Piper's Dictionary of Phrases"Citeh" "Lesta or Lestuh" "Hume-eh'' The guys a twat, and makes Barbers commentry even worse. I wish Walsh was better, but he isn't! and piper is so crap. he always states the obvious, " hume passed the ball to the right there, that was good" wtf great insight into his mind and tactics. " we need a goal or 2" " if we can just put the ball in the net" " what we need to do is play football"
Vennegoor10 Posted 5 January 2008 Posted 5 January 2008 This thread hasn't cheered me up, as it promised to, I want my money (and preferrably season ticket) back
WetFlannel Posted 5 January 2008 Posted 5 January 2008 Were almost in the relegation zone and some crappy commentator is going to cheer me up... Great
lookwhaticando Posted 5 January 2008 Posted 5 January 2008 and piper is so crap. he always states the obvious, " hume passed the ball to the right there, that was good" wtf great insight into his mind and tactics. " we need a goal or 2" " if we can just put the ball in the net" " what we need to do is play football" Common sense insight is a shed load better than a discussion about the number of fooking clouds; the intensity of the floodlights; the local wildlife situation and/or the quality of Walsh's bastarding cheesy wedge things. Piper > Barber. By a country mile.
Ultra Posted 5 January 2008 Posted 5 January 2008 Piper > Barber. By a country mile. And at least Matt is a City fan..
Bluemoon Posted 5 January 2008 Posted 5 January 2008 Common sense insight is a shed load better than a discussion about the number of fooking clouds; the intensity of the floodlights; the local wildlife situation and/or the quality of Walsh's bastarding cheesy wedge things. Piper > Barber. By a country mile. Good job you're not following cricket! ........and not so much of the country mile.....this isn't Norwich.....ah! ha!
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