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Posted

Martin Allen

Manager one

Didn't rate Paul Henderson

With Alnwick knack paddy whack

Give the dog a roast

This is too misogynist to post

With the nine-man defence

of Gary Megson

In goal we could have had anyone

With Alnwick knack paddy whack

Give the dog a roast

This is too misogynist to post

Manager three

Ian Holloway

Couldn't convince Fulop to stay

With Alnwick knack paddy whack

Give the dog a roast

This is too misogynist to post

Posted

Why do these song threads come up everytime we sign a new player and none of them are ever sung.

The only player we have sung for this season is Fulop.

Posted

I remember seeing Alnwick once in a porn vid online where him and 2 other sunderland players were roasting this 16 year old fan.

maybe we could ding somthing about that?

Posted
He saves with his left

He saves with his right,

That boy Ben Alnwick

Makes Fulop look sh!te.

Impressive.

I like it. And it can't even confuse our dimwitted fans.

Posted
He saves with his left

He saves with his right,

That boy Ben Alnwick

Makes Fulop look sh!te.

Liking it :thumbup:

Posted
I remember seeing Alnwick once in a porn vid online where him and 2 other sunderland players were roasting this 16 year old fan.

maybe we could ding somthing about that?

Why have you been watching child porn?

Posted
He saves with his left

He saves with his right,

That boy Ben Alnwick

Makes Fulop look sh!te.

:thumbup::scarf:

Posted

We all know that the Fulop chants will occur. It's inevitable.

Hopefully Alnwick can show us how great he really is. I'm well happy we've signed him.

Posted

We can sing

Get in to her,

fu*k her up

or (if the spit-roast is true)

Stearman has a new best mate,

Stearman has a new best mate,

Stearman has a new best mate,

And i've used his video to masturbate.

Posted
Why do these song threads come up everytime we sign a new player and none of them are ever sung.

The only player we have sung for this season is Fulop.

um, cause they're all fu(kin dreadful.. apart from my 'only hume', which was pretty terrific... oh yes.

Posted
He saves with his left

He saves with his right,

That boy Ben Alnwick

Makes Fulop look sh!te.

Leave the songs to the Boys.

Now get back in that Kitchen!!!! :unsure:

:D

How about Du Du Du Du...Matty Fraytt Ben Alnwick

Du Du du Du .......Matty Fraytt Ben Alnwick

Posted

Ben Alnwick

Ben Alnwick

Fulop can go suck his dick

With a nick-nack-paddy-wack Alnwick's got a bone

Now Fulop can fook off home :dunno::dunno:

:ph34r:

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