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Manwell Pablo

Thracian Phrase book.

By Manwell Pablo, in General Chat

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Hullfox

Hullfox

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The only question will be whether I drive or train & drink.

Train and drink will probably win the day.

I think that Mrs Hullfox and I are driving then drinking heavily and noshing and staying overnight.

Hullfox

Hullfox

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Believe me that's still a work of literary art for Manwell! :D

Do you mind???

Dags and I have hijacked this thread thank you.

Find your own.

Geo V

Geo V

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PMSL

Its all good fun and shouldnt be taken seriously although I am dissapointed I didnt make the top 30 of Thracian points as I would have added....

31. If the Greek fan says that Marilyn Monroe was white, I must say she was Chinese.

lol:giggle:

Hullfox

Hullfox

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31. If the Greek fan says that Marilyn Monroe was white, I must say she was Chinese.

....and I dated her when I was young.

Thracian

Thracian

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Yea...go sort out a "blow for the U21's" [it's the name of the thread, I'm not insinuating anything]

I thought it was you who'd spent so much of your working life with children.

Daggers

Daggers

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I'm betting that was really funny.

Or a diatribe about something you didn't witness.

Nah! It'll have been something funny. Well done. :thumbup:

AoWW

AoWW

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If I can convince the family that it is in their best interests to let me loose...and there are no floods

I'll even pay you good money to attend. :D

Oh, hang on, I owe you good money anyway. ;) Still, it's the thought that counts, right?! :unsure::P

Ultra

Ultra

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Well - this is all building up to the Big Match rather nicely.

I vote us chaps with humour support the Over 21's while Thracian and Ultra get behind the children.

And perhaps you can explain the brummie definition of the word "humour". It doesn't seem to be the one the rest of the country recognise. :rolleyes:

Ultra

Ultra

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suggest this be added to the newbies guidlines thing to help new posters understand one of our more complex posters.

1. Impact - Ability to run fast, score goals, and assists. Commonly found in Irish full backs or Ivorian wingers.

2. Disallowed Goal - Something that can either be totally forgotten or remembered, depending on which striker puts the ball in the net, commonly used to bolster goals tally of unimpressive strikers (See 3)

3. Elvis Hammond - Misunderstood striker with Impact (see 1) Pace, Flair (see 19) and a better goal scoring record than Fantasy(see 5)

4. I have played and beaten two national champions and one world champion squash players and did that make me a good squash player? No! - I was once amazing at squash.

5. Fantasy - Matthew "Matty" Fryatt

6. Chosen Man - Player often played in first team for no other reason than that he earns a lot of money e.g Fantasy (see 5) Stephen Hughes and Stephen Clemance. Rarely seen turning out for reserves (See 12)

7. Alan Sheehan - God

8. Andy King - Best mates son, currently trying to find someway of making a claim for him in the first team, and failing.

10. Well you'd know all about that - No I'm not you are na na na na nah.

11. Loaned out – Out cast, no longer wanted, what should happen to Chosen Men (See 6) however never seems to happen

12. Leicester City Reserves – place where all players should prove themselves, preferred to first team games as the lack of attendance means I have more room to spread my elbows whilst writing in my notepad, (See 17) It’s closer to my home (see 24), a fiver to get in and allows me to take the moral high ground with everyone (see 14)

13. Johnny Foreigner – Person or persons with foreign origin who do not have the acceptable standard of spoken English (see 14), do not necessarily have to be called “Johnny”

14. Hossein Kaebi – Not very good

15. Hungry – desiring success and trophies and victories, young and vibrant. To be off first team material

16. Hungary – Country of origin for new set of Chosen Men (See 6) not to be confused with 15. Currently waiting for nationals of this country to play poorly so I can start my Max Gradel in campaign

17. I once had a relationship with a lovely Asian girl and how we would laugh together if she were here now – I once went out with an Asian bird, which pretty much means I can say what I want without being branded a racist.

18. Youth Team – Future of first team, a hive of flair (see 19) and impact (see 1) must be protected from dourests (see 22)(sp).

19. Flair – attacking play, good passing movement, getting beat 5-4. Something of which to be happy about.

20. Pace – reason to play poor strikers with no touch (see 3) a lack off could seriously compromise entry into the Leicester City first team (see 5)

21. Hullfox – Nemesis

22. Dourests(sp) (See 21 and 23) People with little knowledge of Flair (see 19) Pace (see 20) or impact (see 1) Generally Happy with “away draws” and don’t like full backs who don’t get forward at every single opportunity. Can also be used for people who prefer youth over experience or defence over attack. Likely to defend if 1-0 up with 5 minutes to go, which inevitably leads to opposition scoring,

23. The Peoples Hero – Arch Nemesis, Serial under achiever, below par squash player.

24. Foxestalk – Place of Residence

25. Horse racing – What I was watching during Nigel Worthington’s first game in charge, you know, the game I said that was enough for me and it was time for Worthington to be “shipped out”

26. DavieG – Admin friend, ticket to do as I please.

27. Drink Driving – Good

28. Police – Bad, accept when arresting criminals (See 13)

29. I had a fair few Baa Baa’s – I was pissed out my tree

A valiant attempt at wit, spoilt only by your inability to count as well as to spell.

Predictable applause from the usual sycophants, but I doubt it'll impress the rest of the forum..

Nick

Nick

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And perhaps you can explain the brummie definition of the word "humour". It doesn't seem to be the one the rest of the country recognise. :rolleyes:

Perhaps Ultra you are able to demonstrate the occasions where you feel you have delivered "humour" in your posting.

(please provide links)

Daggers

Daggers

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And perhaps you can explain the brummie definition of the word "humour". It doesn't seem to be the one the rest of the country recognise. :rolleyes:

I love the way you roll your eyes in every post you ever make, it is so appealing, but I bet all the boys say that to you all the time don't they?

Are you free next Saturday because I think we could be so good together?

Rincewind

Rincewind

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number 9 has been commondered by the government in a secret bid to manipulate the immigration figures and the number of females being wrongly convicted for drink driving just because they were tested and found to be over the limit at a scene of an accident.

AoWW

AoWW

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A valiant attempt at wit, spoilt only by your inability to count as well as to spell.

Predictable applause from the usual sycophants, but I doubt it'll impress the rest of the forum..

Predictably patronising response from the usual suspect. Personally, I'd rather spend my time flattering influential people than waste it on those of imperceptible value. Just my opinion though - I'm sure the vast majority of posters on this forum are quite intelligent enough to form their own.

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