lildave3 Posted 29 January 2008 Posted 29 January 2008 Theres some one else ! He gave birth to a few kittens the other week, are you one of those?
Samilktray Posted 29 January 2008 Posted 29 January 2008 He gave birth to a few kittens the other week, are you one of those? No... but if you see eye holes with eyes moving in your wardrobe...ignore them.
lookwhaticando Posted 30 January 2008 Posted 30 January 2008 Ah, it was you that forgot your fat wallet at the hotel room. Are you gonna come and claim it? You can't be up to much if he didn't come already.
Daggers Posted 30 January 2008 Posted 30 January 2008 LD3 have you got a cat called Tony? That has to rank as one of the worst chat-up lines I've ever heard.
lildave3 Posted 30 January 2008 Posted 30 January 2008 LD3 have you got a cat called Tony? No. I do have a cat though. And I know someone called Tony. Hmmm.
Mickey O'Neil Posted 31 January 2008 Posted 31 January 2008 Yeah know it, did you used to go in the Manor pub Stirrup Cup?It's gone pure clean now you can actually have a drink without going through the window or having a snooker cue shoved up your arse. Nice, family pub now. Not ben for a few years now! I heard the new Welsh landlord had banned all the yobs! Had his car burnt out and the windows put through for his trouble...but stuck to his guns. My mum and brother still live there btw
Uncle Albert Posted 31 January 2008 Posted 31 January 2008 sileby Scum! Sorry i'm from Barrow next door neighbours.
NewquayFox Posted 31 January 2008 Posted 31 January 2008 Newquay,Cornwall.Born and raised in the Highfields,Wood Hill to be exact. ;0)
Daggers Posted 31 January 2008 Posted 31 January 2008 South Northants la la la Northamptonshire is a pissy sized county running from left to right on the map. Therefore, South Northants is either Wellingborough but you are to ashamed to admit it or Bedford and too embarrassed to own up to living in Bedfordshire?
lavrentis Posted 31 January 2008 Posted 31 January 2008 Melton>Whissendine>Barkstone-le-vale>Ancaster.
Corky Posted 1 February 2008 Posted 1 February 2008 Norwich, lovely city. Fortunately in football terms I was brought up the right way
AoWW Posted 1 February 2008 Posted 1 February 2008 Norwich, lovely city. Fortunately in football terms I was brought up the right way Not too far from him. ^ ^ ^
Sods Posted 1 February 2008 Posted 1 February 2008 Northamptonshire is a pissy sized county running from left to right on the map. Therefore, South Northants is either Wellingborough but you are to ashamed to admit it or Bedford and too embarrassed to own up to living in Bedfordshire? Hmmmmmmm Neither. Wellingbrap is to ghetto for me. Where im from could be also classed as North Oxfordshire and thats more wank then Northants. Close to Buckinghamshire as well, which is also wank but has rather attractive women.
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