Daggers Posted 6 April 2008 Posted 6 April 2008 A lot of people seem to be asking for advice on here lately, so here goes... I am still in bed, but I am feeling hungry and thirsty - and yet everyone in the house has gone to a kids playzone somewhere. My tummy is rumbling, my bowels might like to get rid of last night's curry and my head hurts like a bastard. What should I do?
Kilworthfox Posted 6 April 2008 Posted 6 April 2008 A lot of people seem to be asking for advice on here lately, so here goes...I am still in bed, but I am feeling hungry and thirsty - and yet everyone in the house has gone to a kids playzone somewhere. My tummy is rumbling, my bowels might like to get rid of last night's curry and my head hurts like a bastard. What should I do? Meals on wheels?
Daggers Posted 6 April 2008 Author Posted 6 April 2008 I can resist the lure of toast and marmite no longer...
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 6 April 2008 Posted 6 April 2008 Shit the bed and the stench will put you off food and drink
Jay Posted 6 April 2008 Posted 6 April 2008 Shit the bed and the stench will put you off food and drink what like this classic scene from trainspotting?
James. Posted 6 April 2008 Posted 6 April 2008 Roll a die: 1. Get out of bed and stop feeling sorry for yourself you lazy bastard. 2. Stay in bed and continue feeling sorry for yourself you lazy bastard. 3. Masturbate. 4. Force yourself to watch Hollyoaks (no masturbation though). 5. Eat EVERYTHING. 6. Sweep my drive and polish my shoes.
Legend_in_blue Posted 6 April 2008 Posted 6 April 2008 Track down yesterday's referee, stalk him and nut him. Force him into retirement!
Thracian Posted 6 April 2008 Posted 6 April 2008 Track down yesterday's referee, stalk him and nut him. Force him into retirement! Most tempting option so far I'd think.
Messi Posted 6 April 2008 Posted 6 April 2008 Track down yesterday's referee, stalk him and nut him. Force him into retirement! It wasnt just the Referee it was the fat ginger **** of a linesman
Daggers Posted 6 April 2008 Author Posted 6 April 2008 It wasnt just the Referee it was the fat ginger **** of a linesman No Messi. Bad Messi. This is my thread, Messi. Mom - Messi's being a dildo!
AoWW Posted 6 April 2008 Posted 6 April 2008 All these options sound far too much effort. I only woke up an hour or so ago, I couldn't be arsed to get up so I've checked FT and my emails from the comfort of my bed. I'm now tired again and may need another little snooze. If someone could just bring me some food I'd be grateful. Ta muchley...
Daggers Posted 6 April 2008 Author Posted 6 April 2008 Go to your nearest Little Chef. We are having to have wife's Macaroni Cheese. ...I didn't realise I'd been that offensive when drunk last night
AoWW Posted 6 April 2008 Posted 6 April 2008 We are having to have wife's Macaroni Cheese....I didn't realise I'd been that offensive when drunk last night I like macaroni cheese. Send us some over.
Daggers Posted 6 April 2008 Author Posted 6 April 2008 I like macaroni cheese. Send us some over. You can have my portion. Oooh that didn't come out right
AoWW Posted 6 April 2008 Posted 6 April 2008 You can have my portion. Oooh that didn't come out right Great, box it up and send it over.
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