To the guy doing my missus

[Koke]

To the guy doing my wife. You know who you are. Yes, I know. No I am not angry - I would just ask one thing of you. After all you are giving it to my wife.

Please stop leaving the toilet seat up, I keep getting blamed and it is starting to get old.

[The People's Hero]

Alright, alright.

On one condition.

Start buying some decent toilet roll will you?

[General Smuts]

Just one guy? Lucky you.

[Koke]

Alright, alright.

On one condition.

Start buying some decent toilet roll will you?

Okay

But please replace the toilet paper when you finish it - We keep it under the sink, unless you can recommend a better spot?

[General Smuts]

Okay

But please replace the toilet paper when you finish it - We keep it under the sink, unless you can recommend a better spot?

G.

And if you could find it TPH would be out of a job.

[Koke]

G.

And if you could find it TPH would be out of a job.

I reckon he'll be around for a while. And while he's here, please do leave me a few beers in the fridge as I have to be there longer than you, TPH.

[General Smuts]

I reckon he'll be around for a while. And while he's here, please do leave me a few beers in the fridge as I have to be there longer than you, TPH.

In and out inside a minute. Guarenteed.

Worlds worst gigolo advert.

But it pays TPH's rent.

Somehow.

[Unit]

Even though i know you're joking, my ex mrs did that recently, as you're all quite clever and such, does he deserve a kicking? i'm so happy to be single etc but should i get a few nights in the cells or just leave it?

[Koke]

If you 6'5'' and 110kg, then yes he deserves a good kicking.

If you are lildave 5'6'' and 55kg then it's best to leave it and be the bigger.... I mean better man.

[Raj]

If you 6'5'' and 110kg, then yes he deserves a good kicking.

If you are lildave 5'6'' and 55kg then it's best to leave it and be the bigger.... I mean better man.

Thats me!

[Koke]

Thats me!

Are you saying you the bloke who did his missus?

[Raj]

Are you saying you the bloke who did his missus?

I think so....

[The People's Hero]

Even though i know you're joking, my ex mrs did that recently, as you're all quite clever and such, does he deserve a kicking? i'm so happy to be single etc but should i get a few nights in the cells or just leave it?

I'd go for the cowardly approach like keying his car and kicking the headlamps in.

She's been less than honourable too so you should probably scrawl her mobile number all over some public toilet's walls. Or something.

[Dr The Singh]

That's what you get for doing his Mrs, Karim!!!!

[DBEightyFive]

Even though i know you're joking, my ex mrs did that recently, as you're all quite clever and such, does he deserve a kicking? i'm so happy to be single etc but should i get a few nights in the cells or just leave it?

Get one of them banners made up that aircrafts drag behind them in flight with some comment on

[SOCCERROO FOX]

I'd go for the cowardly approach like keying his car and kicking the headlamps in.

She's been less than honourable too so you should probably scrawl her mobile number all over some public toilet's walls. Or something.

Or hacking to his computer and load on it some pictures that could get him in trouble with the police and ruin his life

[cisono]

If you 6'5'' and 110kg, then yes he deserves a good kicking.

If you are lildave 5'6'' and 55kg then it's best to leave it and be the bigger.... I mean better man.

What's wrong with being 5'6" and 55Kg?

[Thracian]

What's wrong with being 5'6" and 55Kg?

Nothing whatsoever.

I remember getting beaten at squash once by a guy not much more than that size who turned up in 1930's shorts and had a disarmingly polite, pleasant and almost apologetic demeanour.

The chap, of indeterminate age, didn't have a winning stroke in his armoury and I quickly surged ahead. Gradually however, the rallies got longer and I was having to move further to get the ball.

I'd never been quick but I could run a long way and in my nievity at the time, I didn't think there was a soul on earth I couldn't run into the floor if all else failed.

All else did fail and so did the running. The game lasted 2 hrs 45 mins, my opponent looked not the least distressed and after four competitive sets were shared I finished a sad second in the fifth.

Later I discovered my opponent's sporting pedigree and a tiny bit about his SAS background. The latter surprised me at the time but taught me an important lesson. That is to never underestimate anyone and certainly never pick a fight with a mild-mannered stranger.

Cos he was the most inconspicuous individual you'd ever see. If anything he was sparingly built. There was nothing physically about him that I'd ever remember except the fact that he'd just beaten me.

He explained that people like him were exactly what the SAS looked for.

People who could blend into any background and never be noticed. Instantly forgettable people. Apparently inconsequential people.

Exactly the sort you couldn't half make a mistake in upsetting except that they wouldn't wouldn't react if you did other than perhaps quietly calming the situation before making themselves scarce. At least that's how he explained it but I'm never going to be daft enough to test the theory.

And, while the beating left a scar, I never met the guy again.

[lildave3]

Ha! Karim thinks i'm 5'6.

[Thracian]

Ha! Karim thinks i'm 5'6.

You're a giant of FoxesTalk - be thankful!

[Zingari]

Nothing whatsoever.

I remember getting beaten at squash once by a guy not much more than that size who turned up in 1930's shorts and had a disarmingly polite, pleasant and almost apologetic demeanour.

The chap, of indeterminate age, didn't have a winning stroke in his armoury and I quickly surged ahead. Gradually however, the rallies got longer and I was having to move further to get the ball.

I'd never been quick but I could run a long way and in my nievity at the time, I didn't think there was a soul on earth I couldn't run into the floor if all else failed.

All else did fail and so did the running. The game lasted 2 hrs 45 mins, my opponent looked not the least distressed and after four competitive sets were shared I finished a sad second in the fifth.

Later I discovered my opponent's sporting pedigree and a tiny bit about his SAS background. The latter surprised me at the time but taught me an important lesson. That is to never underestimate anyone and certainly never pick a fight with a interesting , mild-mannered stranger.

Cos he was the most inconspicuous individual you'd ever see. If anything he was sparingly built. There was nothing physically about him that I'd ever remember except the fact that he'd just beaten me.

He explained that people like him were exactly what the SAS looked for.

People who could blend into any background and never be noticed. Instantly forgettable people. Apparently inconsequential people.

Exactly the sort you couldn't half make a mistake in upsetting except that they wouldn't wouldn't react if you did other than perhaps quietly calming the situation before making themselves scarce. At least that's how he explained it but I'm never going to be daft enough to test the theory.

And, while the beating left a scar, I never met the guy again.

interesting

was his name "Max" by any chance ?

he sounds like someone i know ( but then i suppose for the reasons you've given , they all sound a bit alike )

[Rt Hon Percy Longprong]

I think so....

Tell you what

You do mine & i'll do yours

Or-----is that allowed ?????

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[Koke]

Tell you what

You do mine & i'll do yours

Or-----is that allowed ?????

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