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Father Ted Appreciation Thread

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Father Ted: Come on, Dougal, switch the television off. Chewing gum for the eyes!

Father Dougal: No thanks, Ted!

[Tom has just robbed the local post office]

Father Ted: Are you up to your old tricks, Tom?

Tom: No, Father. It's my money. I just didn't want to fill out the forms.

Father Dougal: God, Ted, I've never met anyone like him anywhere. Who would he be like, Hitler or one of those mad fellas?

Father Ted: Oh, worse than Hitler! You wouldn't find Hitler playing jungle music at three o'clock in the morning.

Father Dougal: Did you ever see that film, Ted, where your man has his head transplanted onto a fly, and the fly's head was transplanted onto the man?

Father Ted: Oh, yes... what was it called...?

Father Dougal: "Out Of Africa", I think. Anyway, your man has the head of the fly and he's chasing his wife all over the place and she's hiding the jam and everything so he won't get stuck in it...

Father Ted: I'll have to stop you there, Dougal.

Father Dougal: Yes, Ted?

Father Ted: No reason. I just have to stop you.

Father Ted: [in the department store] Where did you manage to stick Jack in the end?

Father Dougal: Ah, they've got this great place, Ted where you can put people who don't want to go shopping. They can just stay there and have a laugh.

Father Ted: Really? Never heard of that. Were there other people there?

Father Dougal: Ah, loads of people, Ted. He'll be fine.

[cut to Jack, in the creche, smoking a cigarette and surrounded by children playing]

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Obviously I've just cut and pasted this off IMDB to save on typing but I could probably quote every episode in order.

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Obviously I've just cut and pasted this off IMDB to save on typing but I could probably quote every episode in order.

If you keep giving people tips in "How to get a job in IT" there won't be enough to go around.

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I'm getting a proper IT job soon! It has "manager" in the title and everything!

It must be the time of year for that kind of thing.

I heart that time of year for it bringeth many a bottleth of fizzy plonk as well notwithstanding *hic*

*burp*

Yea!

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