John Terry Vodka...

[Random Burglar]

Made in England...

Bottled in Russia

[Sparky]

he bottled it in moscow ?

[Uncle Albert]

Hahahahaha.

No.

[lildave3]

Not heard that one before.

[Samilktray]

Ill take every opportunity to laugh at John Terry.

But this... this just doesn't do it for me.

[Asha]

Ryan Giggs post-match interview:

The champions league trophy is like a chocolate orange.

It's not Terry's, it's mine.

[Joe.]

[Uncle Albert]

Ryan Giggs post-match interview:

The champions league trophy is like a chocolate orange.

It's not Terry's, it's mine.

You are a very funny guy.

Ever thought of Brits Got Talent?

Hey you never know you could meet some new 12 year old.

[potter3]

[Katy]

About two weeks late as usual Rob

[lildave3]

You are a very funny guy.

Ever thought of Brits Got Talent?

Hey you never know you could meet some new 12 year old.

I say we scrap Brits got Talent, and make Tit got Balents.

Yes, balance.

[whitlock]

Sing a song of chelsea,

And how they lost the cup,

they took the game to penalities then Terry fooked it up,

The team all looked like Avram, they players were so glum,

But me i havent laughed so much,

Since Lampard lost his mum!

[Uncle Albert]

Sing a song of chelsea,

And how they lost the cup,

they took the game to penalities then Terry fooked it up,

The team all looked like Avram, they players were so glum,

But me i havent laughed so much,

Since Lampard lost his mum!

That is sick.

You need special help. Seriously.

[Katy]

That is sick.

You need special help. Seriously.

I'm guessing he didn't make it up but still.......not in the slightest bit funny.

[whitlock]

That is sick.

You need special help. Seriously.

I've always thought that myself, but wanted a second opinion... looks like i just got it

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Hey you never know you could meet some new 12 year old.

[Finnegan]

[Ajax Treesdown]

John Terry's favourite album - Slippery When Wet by Bon Jovi