davieG Posted 18 June 2008 Posted 18 June 2008 A "party piece" is some small exhibition of talent via song, poem, joke or instrumental performance that reliably entertains and impresses one's companions at a social gathering. Do you have one and what is it? Does it make you look clever or a twat? Can you do it sober or do you need to be drunk? Has it every helped you pull, got you into trouble, damaged you?
Lovejoy Posted 18 June 2008 Posted 18 June 2008 Do outrageous chat-up lines count? And yes, I've pulled because of them ! And if talented enough, can be done sober
davieG Posted 18 June 2008 Author Posted 18 June 2008 Do outrageous chat-up lines count?And yes, I've pulled because of them ! Unless you were going for a full orgy and it was a communal chat up I think the answer's no.
James. Posted 18 June 2008 Posted 18 June 2008 Do you have one and what is it?Does it make you look clever or a twat? Can you do it sober or do you need to be drunk? Has it every helped you pull, got you into trouble, damaged you? No I have at least two. Firstly I can bend my thumb over in a mildy strange manner and secondly I can juggle. Thumb thing - twat. Juggle - clever. Thumb thing and juggling can be done sober or drunk. If I pulled because my thumb bent weirdly then I would have to question the girl's motives and mindset. I have never pulled through juggling although I like to think it gets my girlfriend a little excited when she sees me do it. It doesn't, but I like to think it does.
davieG Posted 18 June 2008 Author Posted 18 June 2008 No I have at least two. Firstly I can bend my thumb over in a mildy strange manner and secondly I can juggle.Thumb thing - twat. Juggle - clever. Thumb thing and juggling can be done sober or drunk. If I pulled because my thumb bent weirdly then I would have to question the girl's motives and mindset. I have never pulled through juggling although I like to think it gets my girlfriend a little excited when she sees me do it. It doesn't, but I like to think it does. Perhaps you're juggling the wrong balls, although is it still classed as juggling when you just use two.
Bellend Sebastian Posted 18 June 2008 Posted 18 June 2008 I can play a mean (i.e. average) World Snooker theme on a guitar. It made me look like I have had too much time on my hands. I used to be able to bend my right arm around the back of my head, and back round under my chin so I could touch my right ear with my hand. It made me look like a freak
DB11 Posted 18 June 2008 Posted 18 June 2008 Nope but I've seen some interesting ones that are weird and make people look like twats
davieG Posted 18 June 2008 Author Posted 18 June 2008 Nope but I've seen some interesting ones that are weird and make people look like twats You must stop practicing them in front of the mirror then.
Smiffy Posted 18 June 2008 Posted 18 June 2008 I've got a friend who had his foot cut off by a lawn mower when he was young. At parties he likes to turn his shoe on backwards and run around. You should see some of the faces when people realise. I think it makes him look like a twat, though.
Zingari Posted 18 June 2008 Posted 18 June 2008 Bet that helped you pull i never did it it front of a lady i always let them go first that joke must be older than me
davieG Posted 18 June 2008 Author Posted 18 June 2008 i never did it it front of a lady i always let them go first that joke must be older than me So is setting fire to farts in fact they're both older than me
samingram_uk Posted 18 June 2008 Posted 18 June 2008 Lick my nose with my tounge, gets the ladies gathered pretty quickly
Zingari Posted 18 June 2008 Posted 18 June 2008 Lick my nose with my tounge, gets the ladies gathered pretty quickly if you could learn to breathe through your ears , you'd be well popular with the ladies
Thracian Posted 18 June 2008 Posted 18 June 2008 Lick my nose with my tounge, gets the ladies gathered pretty quickly Yes, a long tongue does impress them, so I'm told!
samingram_uk Posted 18 June 2008 Posted 18 June 2008 if you could learn to breathe through your ears , you'd be well popular with the ladies Ha ha, i like that one
Durnerz Posted 18 June 2008 Posted 18 June 2008 I can do my Elephant impression.............i'll leave that to your imagination though.
skinnydipper Posted 18 June 2008 Posted 18 June 2008 Lick my nose with my tounge, gets the ladies gathered pretty quickly Yeah , when I lick my eyebrows it usually gets a similar reaction
Zingari Posted 19 June 2008 Posted 19 June 2008 I don't get it it was a reference to the old "10 inch tongue" song by kevin wilson http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNvPbZjubQA
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