Corky Posted 27 July 2008 Posted 27 July 2008 It is a right pain in the arse (and that's antoher reason I can't sleep ). I've tried everything, opening windows, sleeping on top of covers, and it still don't work. I can't wait for winter to return, at least I'll get a full night's sleep.
jonno24 Posted 27 July 2008 Posted 27 July 2008 Have an ice cold shower before bed, thats my tip of the day tried that just mate works a treat. But now my missus thinks my manhood has gone into hibernation
The Stig Posted 27 July 2008 Posted 27 July 2008 Buy a decent fan. Stick it on the bedside table. Put it on max, point it tight at yourself. Done.
Daggers Posted 27 July 2008 Posted 27 July 2008 I have to say, having lived in more feisty climes, there's a fair bit of poofery going on here. A couple of warm days means you have a shower and use some roll-on, especially if you like to wear nylon - something that half the attendance at Kettering on Saturday forgot to do. When I fought with Lawrence in the desert I often said to him: "Lawrence" I said "why do people kick up so back in Blighty when it is hot enough to roast the nipples off a Nun here?" He was far too busy with an Arab boy to answer me, but I am sure that he would have agreed that you are being a fey bunch of nobbers. I swear, I am going to kill dog#3 if it tries to sleep on me again tonight.
Floating Fox Posted 27 July 2008 Posted 27 July 2008 I have to say, having lived in more feisty climes, there's a fair bit of poofery going on here. A couple of warm days means you have a shower and use some roll-on, especially if you like to wear nylon - something that half the attendance at Kettering on Saturday forgot to do.When I fought with Lawrence in the desert I often said to him: "Lawrence" I said "why do people kick up so back in Blighty when it is hot enough to roast the nipples off a Nun here?" He was far too busy with an Arab boy to answer me, but I am sure that he would have agreed that you are being a fey bunch of nobbers. I swear, I am going to kill dog#3 if it tries to sleep on me again tonight.
ozleicester Posted 28 July 2008 Posted 28 July 2008 oops sorry.. hehehe..please excuse the laughter....anyway..here is the answer Place fan on chair next to bed, soak tea towel or towel with water and place over the back of the chair behind the fan. (be careful to ensure it cannot get tangled in fan as that will cause even greater heat) turn on fan, it draws cooled air through wet towel and blows over you
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 28 July 2008 Posted 28 July 2008 oops sorry.. hehehe..please excuse the laughter....anyway..here is the answerPlace fan on chair next to bed, soak tea towel or towel with water and place over the back of the chair behind the fan. (be careful to ensure it cannot get tangled in fan as that will cause even greater heat) turn on fan, it draws cooled air through wet towel and blows over you Pfft its probably only 20degress at night time
Manwell Pablo Posted 28 July 2008 Posted 28 July 2008 After Ibiza, sleeping in a room with bust air con and the balcony door closed due to the noise, with three of us in the same room sweating our balls off (gay jokes are welcome) while the tempreture outside was about 25c, at night. I'm yet to have trouble sleeping due to the current heat. Which we should be making the most of not moaning about!
Bellend Sebastian Posted 28 July 2008 Posted 28 July 2008 Seriously its awsome and works a treat. Start off by having a normal shower, when youve finished washing etc instead of getting out just turn it down a notch every 30 secs until its fully cold. This way your body gets used to it. Its supposed to cool down your core temperature and works excellent. I did this last night and the lad Tommy is on to something. I may yet be able to operate heavy machinery* today *a rake
The People's Hero Posted 28 July 2008 Posted 28 July 2008 I'm going to try this cold shower malarky tonight. Watch this space, suckers.
Tabou Posted 28 July 2008 Posted 28 July 2008 I'm going to try this golden shower malarky tonight.Watch this space, suckers. Ooo errr Oh it feels good to be back.
The People's Hero Posted 28 July 2008 Posted 28 July 2008 Golden showers have to be the worst idea ever - I mean, in what way does that make you clean?
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 28 July 2008 Posted 28 July 2008 Golden showers have to be the worst idea ever - I mean, in what way does that make you clean? It cures immpotence...........................apparently
The People's Hero Posted 28 July 2008 Posted 28 July 2008 It cures immpotence...........................apparently I prefer a golden bath myself. I know they waste urine, but still.
Tabou Posted 28 July 2008 Posted 28 July 2008 I prefer a golden bath myself.I know they waste urine, but still. Only if you fill it right to the top. Have a shallower golden bath will can cut your urine waste by up to half.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 28 July 2008 Posted 28 July 2008 I prefer a golden bath myself.I know they waste urine, but still. That would be a massive night on the piss to get someone fill the bath unless you have multilply people..................u are such a man whore TPH
The People's Hero Posted 28 July 2008 Posted 28 July 2008 Only if you fill it right to the top. Have a shallower golden bath will can cut your urine waste by up to half. Are you taking the piss?
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