The Blur Posted 20 August 2008 Posted 20 August 2008 Hey I'm new so basically I'm a new boy at school so I want to know my way around foxestalk etc before my lunch get stolen and my head shoved in a toliet! any foxestalk veterans care to offer me tips on what to do and what to not to do on foxestalk such as openly declaring that my favourite player was Junior Lewis and manager was Peter Taylor (!) cheers
Brainy Posted 20 August 2008 Posted 20 August 2008 Errrr... Your username is also quite similar to our resident twat by the way.
Nationwider Posted 20 August 2008 Posted 20 August 2008 Welcome to FT. 1. Casually slip the words "Gary" and "Coatsworth" into threads for instant cred. 2. Get a catchphrase. Everyone should have a catchphrase. 3. Put the seat down when you've finished.
the_bowman Posted 20 August 2008 Posted 20 August 2008 Confess love for Momo Sylla and Steve Howard in every thread. Insult the manhood of Barry Hayles and Rickaaaay. You'll be fine with those
LeeCovFox Posted 20 August 2008 Posted 20 August 2008 Errrr...Your username is also quite similar to our resident twat by the way. I can think of more than just the one on here!
Daggers Posted 20 August 2008 Posted 20 August 2008 HeyI'm new so basically I'm a new boy at school so I want to know my way around foxestalk etc before my lunch get stolen and my head shoved in a toliet! any foxestalk veterans care to offer me tips on what to do and what to not to do on foxestalk such as openly declaring that my favourite player was Junior Lewis and manager was Peter Taylor (!) cheers Welcome new boy, I expect fellatio on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays and anal on Sundays. In the meantime I wish you to polish my shoes - I desire to see up girls' skirts and so that shine had better be good. Fagging shall last for a full three terms and then you shall no longer be a new boy. Then you may bully other new boys but you may not take a fag until your third year. There are simply rules here. Cruel, but simple. It's the way we like it - and by 'we' I mean 'me'.
AoWW Posted 20 August 2008 Posted 20 August 2008 HeyI'm new so basically I'm a new boy at school so I want to know my way around foxestalk etc before my lunch get stolen and my head shoved in a toliet! any foxestalk veterans care to offer me tips on what to do and what to not to do on foxestalk such as openly declaring that my favourite player was Junior Lewis and manager was Peter Taylor (!) cheers Changing your username would be a good starting point. I'm already getting you confused with another, erm, 'popular' contributor to FT. Can't guarantee I won't 'accidentally' let rip due to a case of mistaken identity. Accept that AoWW (e.g. me) is lovely and always right. Watch out for the succession of dirty old men... oh and Tabou - i'll leave you to 'discover' him for yourself!
The Blur Posted 20 August 2008 Author Posted 20 August 2008 Welcome new boy,I expect fellatio on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays and anal on Sundays. In the meantime I wish you to polish my shoes - I desire to see up girls' skirts and so that shine had better be good. Fagging shall last for a full three terms and then you shall no longer be a new boy. Then you may bully other new boys but you may not take a fag until your third year. There are simply rules here. Cruel, but simple. It's the way we like it - and by 'we' I mean 'me'. Changing your username would be a good starting point. I'm already getting you confused with another, erm, 'popular' contributor to FT. Can't guarantee I won't 'accidentally' let rip due to a case of mistaken identity. Accept that AoWW (e.g. me) is lovely and always right. Watch out for the succession of dirty old men... oh and Tabou - i'll leave you to 'discover' him for yourself! Daggers......I'll polish your shoes as long you give me all of your leftovers once you looked up their skirt if you know what I mean! as for changing my username......I'll wait until I get a wedgie from that mysterious pouplar contributor that you all spoke of....... Tabou and old men? ok now I know not to reveal my home address and put up pictures of myself on my profile then......
The Reverend Posted 20 August 2008 Posted 20 August 2008 Daggers......I'll polish your shoes as long you give me all of your leftover once you looked up their skirt if you know what I mean!as for changing my username......I'll wait until I get a wedgie from that mysterious pouplar contributor that you all spoke of....... Tabou and old men? ok now I know not to reveal my home address and put up pictures of myself on my profile then...... Definitely a 2nd account!
Guest Posted 20 August 2008 Posted 20 August 2008 Do - get aboard the Optimistic Bus (have a search for it) :thumbsup:
Fox You Forest Posted 20 August 2008 Posted 20 August 2008 Do - get aboard the Optimistic Bus (have a search for it) :thumbsup: I refuse to let anyone on until Daggers comes up with a sig for me. by the way.
AoWW Posted 20 August 2008 Posted 20 August 2008 I refuse to let anyone on until Daggers comes up with a sig for me. Don't be mean, play nicely. *Bully Alert* ^^^^
Fox You Forest Posted 20 August 2008 Posted 20 August 2008 Don't be mean, play nicely. *Bully Alert* ^^^^ Back seat bully. I'm fetching no more for you. Ive been dying to get that emote in.
AoWW Posted 20 August 2008 Posted 20 August 2008 Back seat bully. I'm fetching no more for you. Ive been dying to get that emote in.
Bert Posted 20 August 2008 Posted 20 August 2008 Definitely a 2nd account! I'm not the only one that thinks this then!
lildave3 Posted 20 August 2008 Posted 20 August 2008 I'm not the only one that thinks this then! I thought it at first too, but i'm not sure anymore.
The Blur Posted 20 August 2008 Author Posted 20 August 2008 Do - get aboard the Optimistic Bus (have a search for it) :thumbsup: Did that and did you meant invisible bus as there aren't any results!
ASH17LCFC Posted 20 August 2008 Posted 20 August 2008 Is this some kind of sick joke ? I mean please little boy I worked really hard to gain alot of respect on here and some little knock off wants to make a name off me ... Change your name punk.
The Blur Posted 20 August 2008 Author Posted 20 August 2008 Is this some kind of sick joke ? I mean please little boy I worked really hard to gain alot of respect on here and some little knock off wants to make a name off me ... Change your name punk. definitely a wedge that I was talking about then
The Reverend Posted 20 August 2008 Posted 20 August 2008 Is this some kind of sick joke ? I mean please little boy I worked really hard to gain alot of respect on here and some little knock off wants to make a name off me ... Change your name punk. lol
Fox You Forest Posted 20 August 2008 Posted 20 August 2008 You must be bored.... Arguing with yourself.
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