Things you do in awkward situations

[Asha]

Pretend I'm mentally retarded, or that I don't understand english.

[lavrentis]

I start splurring my words. I go all red as well.

[the_bowman]

Get down on my knees and pray, like everyone else in the church.

[Simi]

Piss myself.

[Corky]

A sharp glance to the left, then a darting look to the right

[Unabomber]

well on sunday my girlfriends dad finally found out we were sleeping together and it was so awkward, but my gf's brother walked in a shouted w***er at his dad and walked out perfect ice braker (soon after i was told to leave tho, plus hes a big christian etc)

I might try that, whenever there is an awkward situation just shout "willy puller"

[Asha]

I might try that, whenever there is an awkward situation just shout "willy puller"

Tourrets. Pretend you have tourrets.

[GLC]

I might try that, whenever there is an awkward situation just shout "willy puller"

it worked

Tourrets. Pretend you have tourrets.

i think he has a mild form , he always swears at me

[stez]

i tend to 'remember' something frankie boyle said on mock the week.

[Blakey84]

Say i need a piss and go toilet to never return or say look mate your a tit and u talk shite do it away from me and look them in the eye.

[LeeCovFox]

Say i need a piss and go toilet to never return or say look mate your a tit and u talk shite do it away from me and look them in the eye.

Bit harsh! I've been involved in awkward silences with my Grandma. I'm not sure how much she would appreciate that reaction.

[Samilktray]

Bit harsh! I've been involved in awkward silences with my Grandma. I'm not sure how much she would appreciate that reaction.

The images of that happening just had me in stitches.

[Fez of Mahrez]

I don't mind silence. I don't see why people read so much into it. Some of the conversations you overhear or find yourself in and it's just utter bullshit, I'd prefer to sit there in silence and contemplate things rather than waste my breath trying to pretend it's worth talking about nothing.

[The Reverend]

Pretend I'm mentally retarded, or that I don't understand english.

Pretend? Only jokin Nussul.

I don't mind silence. I don't see why people read so much into it. Some of the conversations you overhear or find yourself in and it's just utter bullshit, I'd prefer to sit there in silence and contemplate things rather than waste my breath trying to pretend it's worth talking about nothing.

That is actually very true.

[Tommeh]

I don't mind silence. I don't see why people read so much into it. Some of the conversations you overhear or find yourself in and it's just utter bullshit, I'd prefer to sit there in silence and contemplate things rather than waste my breath trying to pretend it's worth talking about nothing.

Exactly people are always like that at my work, at the moment we're pretty rammed so you have to grab a desk and pc where you can and it's the same bollocks conversations where ever you go round the building. I mean I get on with a few people at work but when you're moving all over the place it's rare the person you're next to one day will be the same as the previous.

The thing that gets me is they'll then say "ohhh you're very quiet arn't you" does my head in. I'm at work to get a few quid not to socialise with people going on and on about how their latest diet isn't working whilst they tuck into a Mars Bar.

[cisono]

Damn that was my one

Or Just make a really weird loud noise

like what? noisy tummy for instance?

[Tabou]

I love awkward silences. The aim is to wait for the other person to speak and try and 'Break the ice' before saying :-

"Shhh Shh, can't you hear that?"