Audits.

[The People's Hero]

Are fun.

I bet this guy goes home and counts the cornflakes in a box.

I've got to stay here till seven because he's so slo... errr thorough.

[Monk]

They are rather anal. Interestingly enough my first ever job was at Graypaul Ferrari in Loughborough when I was 15. I had to do a stock take, which included counting screws. 3000 or so, per bag. Fun shit. Glad I'm not in Audit.

[The People's Hero]

They are rather anal. Interestingly enough my first ever job was at Graypaul Ferrari in Loughborough when I was 15. I had to do a stock take, which included counting screws. 3000 or so, per bag. Fun shit. Glad I'm not in Audit.

My boss just shouted at the guy cos he asked me the same question about 4 times, phrased in slightly different ways.

My boss wants to go home.

I kid you not though, earlier, the auditor asked me why some of the file notes are written in blue ink and some are in black ink.

As if it were some sort of secret code or there was some significance attached to the colour.

Jesus.

[Vacamion]

I kid you not though, earlier, the auditor asked me why some of the file notes are written in blue ink and some are in black ink.

As if it were some sort of secret code or there was some significance attached to the colour.

You have those four-colour pens?

Dream workplace.

[Zingari]

is it like an Audi tt

[AoWW]

My boss just shouted at the guy cos he asked me the same question about 4 times, phrased in slightly different ways.

My boss wants to go home.

I kid you not though, earlier, the auditor asked me why some of the file notes are written in blue ink and some are in black ink.

As if it were some sort of secret code or there was some significance attached to the colour.

Jesus.

I hope he hasn't detected the 'auditors are wankers' and similarly poetic messages you scrawled in invisible ink.

[Jay]

Is this the wrong thread then to talk about me becoming an ISO Auditor at work then?

I do get to spend THREE Glorious days on a training course in Northampton in January for the pleasure though.

[jonno24]

They can be pretty random when we had our Audit last month the woman actually wanted to know why some of the guys wore jeans and some wore trousers

[AoWW]

They can be pretty random when we had our Audit last month the woman actually wanted to know why some of the guys wore jeans and some wore trousers

Perhaps she just had a denim fetish?

[Fez of Mahrez]

Is this the wrong thread then to talk about me becoming an ISO Auditor at work then?

I do get to spend THREE Glorious days on a training course in Northampton in January for the pleasure though.

Three days is nothing. Try 21 and a half years.

[Maybes]

Nothing wrong with Auditors.

[andyh1884]

I've seen it from both sides, used to do it myself & now have to suffer them. I'm sure I never asked such retarded questions as the ones I've encountered recently seem to. I think they confuse the phrase 'professional scepticism' with 'leave your common sense at home'

[syston_fox]

Nothing wrong with Auditors.

I concur!

[Guest]

Is this the wrong thread then to talk about me becoming an ISO Auditor at work then?

I do get to spend THREE Glorious days on a training course in Northampton in January for the pleasure though.

I did my audit training in 3 hours. That's why my audits lasted 5 minutes.

[Bellend Sebastian]

I went out with a woman that did audit. It was a disaster

[hebangsthedrums]

We have 2 from E&Y in at the moment. One is Spanish and hot in a bookish way, the other may well be a robot, looks a bit like lurch. Both however are fantastically dull.