The People's Hero Posted 3 December 2008 Posted 3 December 2008 Was inevitable really, I knew all the horse jokes would start coming. I know, people really shouldn't be jockeying about something as serious as this.
Corky Posted 3 December 2008 Posted 3 December 2008 Was inevitable really, I knew all the horse jokes would start coming. I hear the horse got a fair crack of the whip
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 3 December 2008 Posted 3 December 2008 Sex with a horse. I wonder what that'd be like.....
Fosse Boy Posted 3 December 2008 Posted 3 December 2008 Can't see me watching it then. Luckily a year of living in Essex has desensitised me to any kind of violence perpetrated against man or beast, be it sexual or otherwise.
Zingari Posted 3 December 2008 Posted 3 December 2008 calico ? so that's the name princess anne goes by these days
The People's Hero Posted 3 December 2008 Posted 3 December 2008 We can all learn a lesson here. If you must have sex with a horse (and there comes a time in every man's life where he must have sex with a horse), take yer bleedin' pants home with you afterwards.
Fosse Boy Posted 3 December 2008 Posted 3 December 2008 We can all learn a lesson here.If you must have sex with a horse (and there comes a time in every man's life where he must have sex with a horse), take yer bleedin' pants home with you afterwards. The problem was that I tried to use the pants to gag the horse, but it ate them at some point during the act. Thus I was rendered pantless.
Corky Posted 3 December 2008 Posted 3 December 2008 I just love the fact they've blacked the horses eyes out
The People's Hero Posted 3 December 2008 Posted 3 December 2008 Thus I was rendered pantless. Brilliant.
Asha Posted 3 December 2008 Posted 3 December 2008 Luckily a year of living in Essex has desensitised me to any kind of violence perpetrated against man or beast, be it sexual or otherwise. Essex. Hahaha. Know what you mean.
The People's Hero Posted 3 December 2008 Posted 3 December 2008 By the way, for those of you considering a game of 'soggy horse', I'd like to point out that a horse is actually quite difficult to eat. So DO NOT finish last.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 3 December 2008 Posted 3 December 2008 It seems that beastiality is a hot-topic.
Corky Posted 3 December 2008 Posted 3 December 2008 The animal in question has quite a reputation. He is known as the "Whorse".
billyfox1 Posted 3 December 2008 Posted 3 December 2008 I had a few beers, I went to the stable and interfered with the horse Maybe I had a little bit of an urge or something. I mean, like a sexual, a sexual thing, I suppose you could call it that as we all do after a few beers
GLC Posted 3 December 2008 Posted 3 December 2008 Don't see what's wrong with that.I mean I'm not the sort of man to have sex with a horse myself but if people want to then is that a problem? people who have sex with animals only do it because they cant get a human partner Every woman I've been with knows how it feels to have sex with a horse....That's right. I force them to do it. this is the funniest thread ive seen in a long time cants top laughing
GLC Posted 3 December 2008 Posted 3 December 2008 After the second attack Calico was seen 'box walking', or moving sideways, a common sign of stress. i would be stressed if id just been done up the arse
Fosse Boy Posted 3 December 2008 Posted 3 December 2008 The animal in question has quite a reputation.He is known as the "Whorse". Do you do the jokes for Christmas crackers? If so, please send me a box of a dozen. Christmas dinner with the family will never have been so hilarious.
Corky Posted 3 December 2008 Posted 3 December 2008 Do you do the jokes for Christmas crackers? If so, please send me a box of a dozen. Christmas dinner with the family will never have been so hilarious. I'm afraid not. Zingari does the Christmas cracker jokes
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