Durnerz Posted 4 December 2008 Posted 4 December 2008 Exactly what it says on the tin. Just what is the single most funny thing to tickle those ribs of yours? Mine would have to be when I was bored at the airport in spain waiting with the British going back to Gatwick and there were some Germans all lined up waiting to go back to Frankfurt....and out of the corner of my eye I saw this German lad leaning on one of those upright cases with wheels on the bottom and a stopper allowing it to stand and as this young lad leaned on it comedy erupted as the wheels suddenly slipped from beneath him and he landed with a huge SLAP right on the floor looking shocked and confused as to why the event had just taken place, I was in stitches as his mother swore at him in German and dragged him over to the seating Over to you.
AmericanScott Posted 5 December 2008 Posted 5 December 2008 When i lived in New York, we helped my friend's family move into a new house one day. We were having a break and sitting in the basement watching tv. The ceilling lamp hung down really low for some reason. Like if you were to walk by it, you'd have to dodge it or get hit in the head. My friend's little brother tried his best to be funny. So whilst we were sitting on the couch, little Sal pops up behind the couch (where the low lamp was) and shouts "SURRRPRISE" but as he shouts surprise, his head take the lightbulb clean off the lamp and the kid was gushing blood. He was okay, but my goodness, i'll never stop laughing at him.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 5 December 2008 Posted 5 December 2008 There's nothing funnier than seeing an old woman trying to hail a bus, and the gradual change of expression on her face from joy to disgust as the bus drives on with complete calous disregard for them.
lavrentis Posted 5 December 2008 Posted 5 December 2008 At the Muston Gap or Gap Inn as it likes to be called now, we were having a meal as it was my dad's birthday and my dad was really eager to get his food so as he found it funny to rush infront of everyone in the queue, he slipt on a brusell sprout, thinking that a rope railing will keep him up he held on to that taking everything out. At first we all thought it was serious as their was silence, however I was laughing inside (albeit feeling slightly embarresed), my dad got up to say "it's alright you can laugh, I would have done". He got free beer all night .
the_bowman Posted 5 December 2008 Posted 5 December 2008 Probably my sister playing 'blindman's tag' in the garden. She then walked over towards the handily placed shin high pond and didn't stop when I shouted 'stop there!' The first things she uttered as I rushed to heave her out were 'What Happened?' Priceless.
Bert Posted 5 December 2008 Posted 5 December 2008 Mine was perhaps when this skateboard doooooooood was showing off, we were stood outside my local pub, and their is a speed bump just outside, well he tried to manual up the ramp, which he successfully did, continued over the flat part of it, then as everyone was watching him, someone said "I hope he falls flat on his face" as he tried to manual down the bump, Bham, flat on your face in the middle of the road. It was gold.
Unabomber Posted 5 December 2008 Posted 5 December 2008 Probably my mate learning and performing the dance to N Sync - Bye Bye Bye
Libertine Posted 5 December 2008 Posted 5 December 2008 Probably my mate learning and performing the dance to N Sync - Bye Bye Bye Greatest song ever made.
Thracian Posted 6 December 2008 Posted 6 December 2008 There really are so many.... On one occaion I was playing golf with a couple of dealer friends at Keele near Stoke on Trent. My friends, husband and wife, had never played before and the course was anything but easy. My friend's wife found it particularly difficult with scores of anything from 15 to 20 on most holes even playing off the ladies tee. Arriving at a massive 500-yard plus par five I was not feeling optimistic but at least the tee was clear and the groundsman who was mowing the fairway duly parked away to the right and waited for us to proceed. Us guys teed off and then waited for our lady partner to walk down to her tee and do her worst. Thwack. Her ball sliced high and wide to the right and the moment her swing was completed the groundsman moved off with his mowers - back down the right side of the fairway... The lady's soaring ball didn't go far before it landed behind the groundsman's tractor, in the mowing blades. The groundsman proceeded the 480-odd yards up the fairway, swung his tractor around at the end and started heading back towards us. But what we couldn't see it at the time was that, as he swung around, he dropped the wayward ball only yards from the apron of the green. The lady player, who'd actuallly given up on the hole, couldn't believe it when she rediscovered her ball and was later heard in the clubhouse claiming the record drive for a woman. She also chipped up and putted out for an eagle three, a quite remarkable score for a novice and far better than we guys could muster.
samlcfc Posted 7 December 2008 Posted 7 December 2008 i was with my friend once while he was practicing golf chips in his garage. He found a bouncy ball and decied to take a full swing at it. came back off the wall and hit him perfectly in the jewels. hilarity
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