Guest Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 Good find Finners WILL FERAL CHILDREN SCROUNGE OFF YOUR PETS? (I should point out to younger/less literate FTers that that's not Will Ferrell being mis-spelt - although that would be equally as funny)
Ultra Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 ARE THE UNIONS RIPPING OFF BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY? IS THE HUMAN RIGHTS ACT INFECTING ENGLAND WITH AIDS? Also on that site, Michael Howard sings the Smiths. Classic! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
lildave3 Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 WILL LESBIANS RIP OFF THE COUNTRYSIDE? COULD THE GERMANS STEAL THE IDENTITY OF TAXPAYERS' MONEY? HAVE IMMIGRANTS MADE PENSIONERS OBESE? Find out the answer to these questions and more when we come back.
Guest Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 I love the fact that occasionally there'll be one that I'm sure I've seen on the Mail before
Asha Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 ARE GAYS TURNING YOUR PETS GAY? COULD CHAVS TURN THE QUEEN GAY?
DB11 Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 ARE THE UNEMPLOYED DEVALUING TAXPAYERS? COULD RIP-OFF BRITAIN GIVE YOUR DAUGHTERS DIABETES? :laugh:
Guest Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 Brilliant! ARE YOBS DEVALUING BRITAIN? (Surely that's a real one... ) WILL YOBS GIVE YOU DIABETES? As for Michael Howard Sings The Smiths: "I believe that... I was looking for a job, and then I found a job, and heaven knows I'm miserable know" "I believe that... I crack the whip, and you skip, but you deserve it".
Alexikokopops Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 HAS FILTH ON TELEVISION IMPREGNATED THE QUEEN? COULD PAEDOPHILES HAVE SEX WITH PENSIONERS? ARE THE FRENCH MOLESTING YOU?
AmericanScott Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 Wow these are great! I can't stop hitting refresh for a new one. HAS THE BBC KILLED YOU? COULD GAYS STEAL FROM THE MEMORY OF DIANA? HAVE CHAVS BURGLED HOUSE PRICES? and the best one HAS THE HOUSE PRICE CRASH HAD SEX WITH THE QUEEN?
Lovejoy Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 ARE TEACHERS IMPREGNATING THE ROYAL FAMILY? .
JakeShingler Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 WILL GAYS RIP OFF THE CHURCH? HAVE PAEDOPHILES SCROUNGED OFF CLIFF RICHARD? ARE LESBIANS MAKING YOUR MORTGAGE IMPOTENT?
AmericanScott Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 WILL GAYS RIP OFF THE CHURCH?HAVE PAEDOPHILES SCROUNGED OFF CLIFF RICHARD? ARE LESBIANS MAKING YOUR MORTGAGE IMPOTENT? Shouldn't you be in school? You still playing that online football game?
lavrentis Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 IS RIP-OFF BRITAIN HAVING SEX WITH YOUR PETS?
GLC Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 HAVE ASYLUM SEEKERS MADE YOUR CHILDREN IMPOTENT? I hope not ARE PAEDOPHILES INFECTING PENSIONERS WITH AIDS? WILL CANCER IMPREGNATE YOUR PENSION?
JakeShingler Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 Shouldn't you be in school? You still playing that online football game? Yes And no lost in the play off final so gave up , you?
cisono Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 Shouldn't you be in school? Yes Is it too sunny for you to go to school today? Or is it because it's Friday?
coale39 Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 ARE THE FRENCH HURTING YOUR HOUSE? WILL THE GERMANS GIVE YOU CANCER? COULD CANCER GIVE YOU CANCER?
Flynny Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 ARE CHAVS HAVING SEX WITH COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY? I'd uhhh, hope not. Brilliant find.
JakeShingler Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 Is it too sunny for you to go to school today? Or is it because it's Friday? That's the one and i reall cany be arsed.
Guest Bilo Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 HAVE BRUSSELS BUREAUCRATS GIVEN COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY CANCER?
cisono Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 That's the one and i reall cany be arsed. I don't think I could either today. Luckily I don't have to work until 5pm. Got up at 10am after a great night's sleep (about 9-10 hours, I reckon, and some nice dreams)
JakeShingler Posted 13 February 2009 Posted 13 February 2009 I don't think I could either today. Luckily I don't have to work until 5pm.Got up at 10am after a great night's sleep (about 9-10 hours, I reckon, and some nice dreams) Well i went bed about 1 woke up at 7-30 with the intension of going school but just couldn't move off the sofa
Finnegan Posted 13 February 2009 Author Posted 13 February 2009 What's shocking is the amount of these that have probably really been headlines. Thracian's going to read this thread and panic before he realises it's a joke.
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