What floats my boat.....

[StanSP]

1st of 2 pay-days each month til Sept tomorrow

Edited 27 June 2011 by StanSP

[Finnegan]

Jasmine tea.

[cambridgefox]

Jasmine tea.

i prefer Jasmine Waltz

[wellsy]

Sending your old mobile off to Envirophone expecting to get bare minimum for it (not in great condition), then getting an e-mail saying it passed all tests regarding terms and conditions and i'm getting full value for it

[AoWW]

Being home early for once, and knowing I've got a day off tomorrow.

[Zingari]

the Tena Lady advert where that lass gets her dress caught in the lift

Dunno why she wears Tena Lady though , it doesn't give any clues as to whether she suffers from stress related incontinence or if she's a squirter .

Edited 5 July 2011 by Zingari

[Bob Weasel Fox]

i prefer Jasmine Waltz

[FoxyPV]

Despite my absolute hatred of the Orange Order and everything they stand for, I get two days off work for the 12th marches.

[The Doctor]

The retards who run sainsbury's offers:

They've put a 2 for £10 offer on bottles of wine which are marked at £10.99 per bottle.

[AoWW]

The retards who run sainsbury's offers:

They've put a 2 for £10 offer on bottles of wine which are marked at £10.99 per bottle.

Which is surely a bargain?

[The Doctor]

Which is surely a bargain?

yes, thats why it's in "What floats my boat.....".

Because in a way I'm being paid to have an extra bottle of wine.

[AoWW]

yes, thats why it's in "What floats my boat.....".

Because in a way I'm being paid to have an extra bottle of wine.

Er, yeah, would have helped if I'd realised I wasn't in the 'what grinds my gears' thread!

*might have to go via Sainsburys on the way home!*

[Haydos]

Hope Solo's smile

Edited 14 July 2011 by Haydos

[Finnegan]

I don't give a toss how femme this makes me - Pimm's and lemonade floats my boat.

[Haydos]

I don't give a toss how femme this makes me - Pimm's and lemonade floats my boat.

Yes!

£10 for a litre in Tesco the other week, took advantage of that.

[FoxyPV]

Haydos - :thumbsup:

Finners - you giant spunk receptacle (Pimms and Lemonade is quality. It's even better served punting in Oxford on a lovely hot summer's day)

[Guest Bilo]

I need this parrot in my life.

[FoxyPV]

Foxy Jr trying to eat risotto using the soles of his feet instead of fork.

[Finnegan]

Foxy Jr trying to eat risotto using the soles of his feet instead of fork.

The cornerstone of every nutritious breakfast.

[FoxyPV]

The cornerstone of every nutritious breakfast.

It was dinner last night. It was McDonald's cheese dippers for breakfast today

[Finnegan]

There was me thinking you were talking up his rice crispies.

[Bellend Sebastian]

It was dinner last night. It was McDonald's cheese dippers for breakfast today

Tomorrow's breakfast: Beef Wellington with his elbows

[AoWW]

I don't give a toss how femme this makes me - Pimm's and lemonade floats my boat.

I swear you and I have identical taste in drinks.

[Finnegan]

... Sigh. Where do I hand in my man card? NSLL, directions please.

[SOCCERROO FOX]

... Sigh. Where do I hand in my man card? NSLL, directions please.

Just find the nearest bridge and jump off it ................if u have the balls