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General Smuts

FT Rap Battle - The Final

By General Smuts, in The Music Forum

Fez Vs Katy  

44 members have voted

  1. 1. Fez Vs Katy

    • Fez
      24
    • Katy
      20

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The transcript from the final:

[Fez] brap boom boom, big up the Live Chat room,

[Fez] boom boom brap, Katy's crap rap is claptrap,

[Katy] David gets a boner, when he thinks of barcelona,

[Katy] think he's some kind of loner, at least he doesn't like verona

[Fez] Omnomnom, Lincolnshire's where she's from,

[Fez] the Kesteven sex-bomb, she's going down like West Brom

[Katy] 1 to the 2 to the 3 to the 4, I'm gonna get fez on the floor,

[Katy] 5 to the 6 to the 7 to the 8, I probably won't coz he's my mate

[Fez] yeah going down good, like all good girls should,

[Fez] her rhymes are deadwood, the worst rapper in the 'hood,

[Katy] The Fezzler is a council worker, I think that he is a shirker

[Katy] sending group emails on company time, but it's to the Ft boys so it's alright

[Fez] I got more support than even your breasts need,

[Fez] And that's a hell of a lot, I'm sure we're agreed,

[Katy] Spent money on a hooker, he had pants like a pressure cooker,

[Katy] she had to be a looker, else he simply would not book her

[Fez] I rap good like J-Dilla, I'm the Thriller in Manila,

[Fez] I'll fill in your crack like I'm made of Polyfilla,

[Katy] Fez hangs round with Alex andd James, they like to lplay their silly games

[Fez] I play electric guitar, you still play ukelele,

[Fez] I'm coming up like Mikel, you're going out like Makelele

[Katy] he likes to wear a hoodie, I think of him as my buddy, he's as fit as Kid Cudie, his derriere I like to study

[Fez] I make you smile, when I wink, my rhymes are deep, they make you think,

[Fez] My real name is Jan Vennegoor of Fezzelink,

[Katy] Almost ran over by a moped, the guy thought he was a dopehead, the damage could have been widespread, he had hadn't got up and fled

[Fez] I got so many skills that I cause intrigue, If I win this do I get in the Champions League?,

[Fez] I'll play my ressies like Villa so I don't get fatigue, I'll still thrash Bayern Munich like they're in the Blitzkrieg,

[Katy] he started off as Fez of the Muz, from Foxestalk he gets a buzz

[Katy] PSG with me he does, we made the whole of Paris hate us!

[Fez] Freestyling, 8-miling, Smuts is nosey, you're dozy,

[Fez] I'm all over the media like Nicolas Sarkozy,

[Katy] There's plenty of things I could say, about Dave and Alex being gay

[Katy] towards the ladies they should sway, I would say without delay

[Fez] You had one Red Bull and went mental at Yeovil, I'm winning 10-0, I'm playing like Brazil,

[Fez] You're a mediocre player like Paul Ifill, I love PSG more than you ever will,

[Katy] Fez loves PSG, more than he loves me,

[Katy] Invited Sessegnon for tea, it was worth the admission fee

[Fez] From Lincolnshire, you must be a farmer, I'll make you history like Simon Schama,

[Fez] I'll murder your chances like Jeffrey Dahmer, You look out of place like Carlton Palmer

[Katy] I aint from lincolnshire you freak

[Katy] i can make you meek

[Katy] I can make you weak

[Katy] the katy you will seek

[Fez] in the England team, you're running out of steam,

[Fez] I'm the cat that got the cream, I stand tall like Kareem,

[Katy] All the ladies love our Fez, real name David Bevan

[Katy] More popular than Lynham Des, well, maybe just in Devon

[Fez] I'm a credit to the nation, I write more than Thracian,

[Fez] I'm popular with commuters like Clapham Junction Station,

[Katy] Spent 55 euros on a PSG shirt, it made his wallet really hurt

[Katy] when I wore it as a skirt, he became a proper pervert.....

[Fez] shit she's actually on the freestyle, better pull it out the bag,

[Fez] haven't done this in a while, like Smuts ain't had a shag

[Katy] Fez thinks hes great and fez thinks hes hard

[Katy] but the when I beat him, he get a right mard

[Fez] with your rap i'm impressed, but not as much as with your chest,

[Fez] i love the PSG mentions, they have given me a test

[Katy] Fez is a dark horse, we all think he's shy,

[Katy] get him in a hotel room and my lips are sealed until I die

[Fez] I'm fierce like Samilktray, I won't need a replay,

[Fez] But who cares what we say, let's see what FT says.

[Fez] jesus i dont even understand what you just said

[Fez] vote for me in the thread, else i'll slap you in the head

[Fez] four lines is a lot, how quickly i must jot, smuts have you seen the lineup for dot to dot?

[Fez] is it worth me going down to it or is it all indie shit?

[Katy] You need to vote for KT, in the rap thing-y

[Katy] Because Fez is being too big headed, thinking he's got me deaded

[Katy] I can make it worth his while, if he bows out in style

[Katy] Make katy the champion of this shite

[Fez] camption ain't a word, you stupid bird, that's absurd

[Fez] you're right i did pay for the whore, but got kicked out the door

[Katy] im not surprised, i have seen your thighs

[Fez] she only danced for me before, i got shoved to the floor

Thanks to all who watched (and turned up on time :whistle:) and Thanks to Nussul for taking the minutes.

Good Luck and Happy Voting!

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