AjcW Posted 30 March 2009 Posted 30 March 2009 Another wonderful inuendo from the brainbox marketing team that is LCFC. http://www.lcfc.com/page/LatestNews/0,,10274~1603082,00.html Leicester city are today inviting all family and friends to come together I can assure you leicester city marketing geniuses that your footabll is not that fooking exciting!!!!
Flynny Posted 30 March 2009 Posted 30 March 2009 Nevermind. This never works. The club dreams of a full stadium with lapsed fans getting behind the team and falling back in love with football. What actually happens is that a load of people with little interest in the club except when we're winning show up (drunk), infuriate surrounding fans by asking questions like "Hold on, when did we get rid of Lillian Nalis?" and generally moan for the entire game, bringing the mood down about 50%. Win or lose, the sheer weight of uninformed opinion that can be heard drifting from the mouths of these people as they walk down Raw Dykes after the match is often enough to cause 50 or more regular supporters and season ticket holders to spontaneously combust, resulting in a net loss for the club.
demon_dog Posted 31 March 2009 Posted 31 March 2009 Nevermind.This never works. The club dreams of a full stadium with lapsed fans getting behind the team and falling back in love with football. What actually happens is that a load of people with little interest in the club except when we're winning show up (drunk), infuriate surrounding fans by asking questions like "Hold on, when did we get rid of Lillian Nalis?" and generally moan for the entire game, bringing the mood down about 50%. Win or lose, the sheer weight of uninformed opinion that can be heard drifting from the mouths of these people as they walk down Raw Dykes after the match is often enough to cause 50 or more regular supporters and season ticket holders to spontaneously combust, resulting in a net loss for the club. Didn't know we'd got rid of him! When did this happen? Where's Huuuuuuuuuuuuuume? Why he's never on the bench!
Flynny Posted 31 March 2009 Posted 31 March 2009 Where's Huuuuuuuuuuuuuume? Why he's never on the bench! I'd genuinely forgotten about Huuuuuuuuuume. What a meaningful, sparingly used cry that was.
Guest MarshallForEngland Posted 31 March 2009 Posted 31 March 2009 Nevermind.This never works. The club dreams of a full stadium with lapsed fans getting behind the team and falling back in love with football. What actually happens is that a load of people with little interest in the club except when we're winning show up (drunk), infuriate surrounding fans by asking questions like "Hold on, when did we get rid of Lillian Nalis?" and generally moan for the entire game, bringing the mood down about 50%. Win or lose, the sheer weight of uninformed opinion that can be heard drifting from the mouths of these people as they walk down Raw Dykes after the match is often enough to cause 50 or more regular supporters and season ticket holders to spontaneously combust, resulting in a net loss for the club. Sad but true. I remember once having to put up with a chap in front of me moaning for 90 minutes that "Heskey is on the bloody wing! What's he doing there?!" It was actually Andy Impey he was watching, but at no point did he put down his family bag of Haribo and giant flask to pick up the programme he'd purchased and check the team.
Vestan Pance Posted 31 March 2009 Posted 31 March 2009 You only have to look at the folk in that photo to know why there is no atmosphere at the Walkers.
Flynny Posted 31 March 2009 Posted 31 March 2009 You only have to look at the folk in that photo to know why there is no atmosphere at the Walkers. Yep. Guy on the right seems to be blind, that can't help.
Finnegan Posted 31 March 2009 Posted 31 March 2009 You only have to look at the folk in that photo to know why there is no atmosphere at the Walkers. Only three of them are watching the ball?
Flynny Posted 31 March 2009 Posted 31 March 2009 One of them appears to be the character 'Barf' from 'Spaceballs'.
Finnegan Posted 31 March 2009 Posted 31 March 2009 Also the little Feyenoord-kid-flipping-the-bird kid appears to have come to watch a City game.
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