Bellend Sebastian Posted 11 May 2009 Author Posted 11 May 2009 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8044335.stm Apologies if mentioned already elsewhere, but I don't think I've ever been so upset, well apart from when Princess Di and Jade Goody were SO CRUELLY taken from us, obviously. Thanks to the gift of Spotify, I did get to listen to the wonderful album that they made together, and to my delight it was every bit as triffic as you would expect it to be, so at least I will ultimately die happy
StanSP Posted 11 May 2009 Posted 11 May 2009 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8044335.stm Didn't see that one coming
Guest Bilo Posted 11 May 2009 Posted 11 May 2009 Didn't see that one coming Much. At least we don't have to suffer any more airtime being wasted on Peter Andre describing the precise flavour of her labia while she strums herself next to him. Pair of ****ing idiots.
Guest Bilo Posted 11 May 2009 Posted 11 May 2009 back on the market. Have a go if you dare. I really don't see the fascination with fake breasts. Surely I'm not alone in that?
Bellend Sebastian Posted 11 May 2009 Author Posted 11 May 2009 I really don't see the fascination with fake breasts. Surely I'm not alone in that? Not at all. I much prefer REAL massive tits
Alexikokopops Posted 11 May 2009 Posted 11 May 2009 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8044335.stmApologies if mentioned already elsewhere, but I don't think I've ever been so upset, well apart from when Princess Di and Jade Goody were SO CRUELLY taken from us, obviously. Thanks to the gift of Spotify, I did get to listen to the wonderful album that they made together, and to my delight it was every bit as triffic as you would expect it to be, so at least I will ultimately die happy What I don't understand is why every report claims they got married in September 2005, yet have been married for 4 and a half years. The sun even went so far as to say it was nearly 5 years. I've actually been looking at different articles because it's been annoying me. It's a slow day at work.
Guest Bilo Posted 11 May 2009 Posted 11 May 2009 Not at all.I much prefer REAL massive tits Now you're talking. Although even they must go south at some point.
Bellend Sebastian Posted 11 May 2009 Author Posted 11 May 2009 What I don't understand is why every report claims they got married in September 2005, yet have been married for 4 and a half years. The sun even went so far as to say it was nearly 5 years. I've actually been looking at different articles because it's been annoying me. It's a slow day at work. I think it's due to a wormhole in time caused by Jordan's massive knockers
Bellend Sebastian Posted 25 June 2009 Author Posted 25 June 2009 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8118257.stm Damned stoner wallabies. Get a job
OriginalRobboFOX Posted 25 June 2009 Posted 25 June 2009 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8118257.stmDamned stoner wallabies. Get a job 'As high as a kite'.....
Rocket-Ron Posted 26 June 2009 Posted 26 June 2009 This might raise a few erm eyebrows http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8116194.stm
Zingari Posted 26 June 2009 Posted 26 June 2009 This might raise a few erm eyebrows http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8116194.stm so all those times that i've walked upstairs into the bedroom and forgotten why , it's because i had an erection
Bellend Sebastian Posted 24 June 2010 Author Posted 24 June 2010 It's nearly a year to the day since we started neglecting this thread, which provided me with literally seconds of entertainment, and other people perhaps even less. I was moved to revive it though after reading this harrowing tale about how celebrities can end up on the wrong end of minor misfortune, and not just us downtrodden un-famous plebs. Oh the humanity!: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment_and_arts/10396861.stm Worryingly, this is one of today's most read stories on the BBC News website, a sign of pending apocalypse if I ever saw one
Alexikokopops Posted 24 June 2010 Posted 24 June 2010 It's nearly a year to the day since we started neglecting this thread, which provided me with literally seconds of entertainment, and other people perhaps even less. I was moved to revive it though after reading this harrowing tale about how celebrities can end up on the wrong end of minor misfortune, and not just us downtrodden un-famous plebs. Oh the humanity!: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment_and_arts/10396861.stm Worryingly, this is one of today's most read stories on the BBC News website, a sign of pending apocalypse if I ever saw one I live a mile or two from Kew and we were affected by the power cut. Apparently there were people all over the streets trying to find any kind of TV that was working. It also meant that none of the traffic lights were working when I was driving back from work at around half five, with some of them still out this morning.
Alexikokopops Posted 24 June 2010 Posted 24 June 2010 Also, just noticed this was top read on BBC at the moment
Bellend Sebastian Posted 24 June 2010 Author Posted 24 June 2010 I live a mile or two from Kew and we were affected by the power cut. Apparently there were people all over the streets trying to find any kind of TV that was working. It also meant that none of the traffic lights were working when I was driving back from work at around half five, with some of them still out this morning. I bet you felt better about it all when you discovered Declan Donnelly was inconvenienced too. It's like old Queen Mary visiting the bombed out residents of the East End in World War II. I quite like the idea of horse boy, but then again I like the idea of people wandering around with animal heads on for no obvious reason more than most people. I wonder what Horse Boy thinks about Declan Donnelly's misfortune? Has he ever seen Saturday Night Takeaway? Does he even understand the concept of Declan Donnelly? As usual, more questions than answers
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