FoxesTalk General Practice

[Monk]

try having your cock hooked to a laser.

Sounds like something off Austin Powers

[James.]

Interesting.

Phew, I don't have a tumour, I'm just mental. That's a relief.

[Darkzzz_]

Sounds like something off Austin Powers

Funny you say that, everybody was saying the same thing at the time. Dark days in my life, one I will never visit again (Whore).

[Monk]

Funny you say that, everybody was saying the same thing at the time. Dark days in my life, one I will never visit again (Whore).

Well, it depends how you interpret what you wrote. I was kinda thinking how cool it would be to have, you know, like a built in laser.

*warning could cause blindness*

[Head Honcho]

What the fook. I'm never putting my phone in my pocket again.

See there's the first case solved

If you do use Creatine then I'd say Monks prognosis is nearer the mark.

[Darkzzz_]

Well, it depends how you interpret what you wrote. I was kinda thinking how cool it would be to have, you know, like a built in laser.

*warning could cause blindness*

ha ha ha ha.

If only it was that way.

[Guest]

I have had thing for ages now and the doctor just says its a sprained jaw but what happens is when I am eating or summat' my jaw feels as if it pops out of place then clicks back in place again. It isn't a pain but it does hurt.

When I am eating everyone says that they can hear it, it makes like a clicking noise.

I used to have that problem, but it stopped after having my wisdom teeth removed.

[Tommy G]

If you do use Creatine then I'd say Monks prognosis is nearer the mark.

Do you even know what creatine is?

[lou]

I have had thing for ages now and the doctor just says its a sprained jaw but what happens is when I am eating or summat' my jaw feels as if it pops out of place then clicks back in place again. It isn't a pain but it does hurt.

When I am eating everyone says that they can hear it, it makes like a clicking noise.

My jaw does that... its so loud its embarrassing. Dentist is the one to speak to.. depending on how bad it is they may operate. Yours sounds like mine so not bad enough luckily but I was told I may need an op when Im older if it gets any worse. Its basically wear and tear on the joints in the Jaw (my family found it hilarious as I do talk a lot!) My Dentist made me a splint but its basically a gum shield and you cant bloody talk with it in and it looks ridiculous!!

[Monk]

Do you even know what creatine is?

kryptonite?

[Zingari]

"When I touch my arm, , it hurts. When I touch my leg, , it hurts. When I touch my head, , it hurts. When I touch my chest, , it hurts."

Because my finger is broken."

[lookwhaticando]

Doctor, I can't feel my legs.

Yes, I'm sorry. We had to amputate your arms.

[Monk]

"When I touch my arm leg head chest it hurts."

Because my finger is broken."

Sounds like you've been touching yourself too much!

[SOCCERROO FOX]

I have had thing for ages now and the doctor just says its a sprained jaw but what happens is when I am eating or summat' my jaw feels as if it pops out of place then clicks back in place again. It isn't a pain but it does hurt.

When I am eating everyone says that they can hear it, it makes like a clicking noise.

Are you my brother? Exact same thing he has had for ages finally went to the docs who organised an xray as it was hurting even when he woke up......gets results back soon

[Samilktray]

I keep getting heart burn.

[Kilworthfox]

This stuff keeps oozing out of my nob when I & women rub it