Tommy G Posted 15 July 2009 Posted 15 July 2009 Not sure if this is a good idea or not, but this topic could be used to discuss any health problems people may have which could offer peace of mind or just a discussion on things people may have contracted that some other may have also. To kick things off I woke up this morning with a strange vibration in my leg that hasnt stopped Sort of like a phone vibrating in my pocket, i'd imagine it is a trapped nerve or some kind of muscle spasms. unless it gets any worse I don't think its worth a Dr's visit..
Ricey Posted 15 July 2009 Posted 15 July 2009 Not sure if this is a good idea or not, but this topic could be used to discuss any health problems people may have which could offer peace of mind or just a discussion on things people may have contracted that some other may have also. To kick things off I woke up this morning with a strange vibration in my leg that hasnt stopped Sort of like a phone vibrating in my pocket, i'd imagine it is a trapped nerve or some kind of muscle spasms. unless it gets any worse I don't think its worth a Dr's visit.. Is phone in your pocket? and is it vibrating? Dr Rice solves another mystery.
Darkzzz_ Posted 15 July 2009 Posted 15 July 2009 Dr Tommy G. Why is my piss bright yellow in the mornings? (Don't say I don't take on enough water because I down that shit for fun)
Fox92 Posted 15 July 2009 Posted 15 July 2009 I have had thing for ages now and the doctor just says its a sprained jaw but what happens is when I am eating or summat' my jaw feels as if it pops out of place then clicks back in place again. It isn't a pain but it does hurt. When I am eating everyone says that they can hear it, it makes like a clicking noise.
Tommy G Posted 15 July 2009 Author Posted 15 July 2009 Dr Tommy G. Why is my piss bright yellow in the mornings? (Don't say I don't take on enough water because I down that shit for fun) I'm not a friggin Dr! Someone else may have the bright yellow piss problem same as you and might know the reason why though. Try drinking an extra glass of water before bed?
Darkzzz_ Posted 15 July 2009 Posted 15 July 2009 I'm not a friggin Dr!Someone else may have the bright yellow piss problem same as you and might know the reason why though. Try drinking an extra glass of water before bed? Thanks doc.
SemperEadem Posted 15 July 2009 Posted 15 July 2009 I have an ingrowing toenail. The ****er hurts like hell ! I just cant get round to going to the doctors to get it removed. Does anyone know if they just grow out?
Sly Posted 15 July 2009 Posted 15 July 2009 I have an ingrowing toenail. The ****er hurts like hell ! I just cant get round to going to the doctors to get it removed. Does anyone know if they just grow out? DIY removal maybe?
City_4_Life Posted 15 July 2009 Posted 15 July 2009 Dr Tommy G. Why is my piss bright yellow in the mornings? (Don't say I don't take on enough water because I down that shit for fun) This could be due to the body losing fluids through sweating while you are sleeping. Just a guess.
Ricey Posted 15 July 2009 Posted 15 July 2009 I have an ingrowing toenail. The ****er hurts like hell ! I just cant get round to going to the doctors to get it removed. Does anyone know if they just grow out? Turn it on and off again.
Monk Posted 15 July 2009 Posted 15 July 2009 Ha can we change the thread name to 'Foxestalk General Practice' Tommy: Diagnosis - you're putting too much shit in your body (Creatine) Nathan: Diagnosis - you're putting too much shit in your body (Mountain Dew) Baker11: Action - come down here, I'll stamp on it for you, then it'll fall off.
Tommy G Posted 15 July 2009 Author Posted 15 July 2009 Ha can we change the thread name to 'Foxestalk General Practice' Tommy: Diagnosis - you're putting too much shit in your body (Creatine) Nathan: Diagnosis - you're putting too much shit in your body (Mountain Dew) Baker11: Action - come down here, I'll stamp on it for you, then it'll fall off. Could one of the mods do this. Ta
welck12 Posted 15 July 2009 Posted 15 July 2009 Ha can we change the thread name to 'Foxestalk General Practice' Tommy: Diagnosis - you're putting too much shit in your body (Creatine) Nathan: Diagnosis - you're putting too much shit in your body (Mountain Dew) Baker11: Action - come down here, I'll stamp on it for you, then it'll fall off. Hosted by the resident physician; Dr Monk!
Dr The Singh Posted 15 July 2009 Posted 15 July 2009 Dr Monk, everytime anyone touches me near my groin area, i get this massive lump, and if you touch the lump enough, puss comes out of it.....please can you help!!!!
Monk Posted 15 July 2009 Posted 15 July 2009 Sounds like a groin infection, you'll have to have it chopped off.
Dr The Singh Posted 15 July 2009 Posted 15 July 2009 Sounds like a groin infection, you'll have to have it chopped off. Can you do it for me Dr.....?????
James. Posted 15 July 2009 Posted 15 July 2009 To kick things off I woke up this morning with a strange vibration in my leg that hasnt stopped Sort of like a phone vibrating in my pocket, i'd imagine it is a trapped nerve or some kind of muscle spasms. unless it gets any worse I don't think its worth a Dr's visit.. I get that as well. Phantom vibrations. Always in the same leg that my phone is next to when it's in my pocket. I assume it's just caused by phone radiation, like the stuff that gives brain tumours and shit. Nothing to worry about.
Monk Posted 15 July 2009 Posted 15 July 2009 Can you do it for me Dr.....????? You want me to chop off your cock? Are some kind of sicko?
Darkzzz_ Posted 15 July 2009 Posted 15 July 2009 Cheers Dr Monk. So I should lay off the fizzy pop and coffee in other words? I get a lot of water and fruit but sugar needs to be kicked.
Dr The Singh Posted 15 July 2009 Posted 15 July 2009 You want me to chop off your cock? Are some kind of sicko? No, I don't have any chickens..........my grion infection doctor,........remember, you said I have to have it choppped off!!!! It's not Sicko, but Sikho!!!
Manwell Pablo Posted 15 July 2009 Posted 15 July 2009 Dr Tommy G. Why is my piss bright yellow in the mornings? (Don't say I don't take on enough water because I down that shit for fun) In all seriousness thats a sympton of Gonaer..... Gohner.......Ghoner....., that STI that sounds like Gone her rear. Online Docters are awesome, what you want is one of those automated ones. Q: Do you have a headache (A: Yes) Q: Do you have a fever (A:Yes) Q: Do you have a slight itching in your nose (A:Yes) POSSIBLE CAUSES AIDS, Brain Tuma, Hepitus C, Flu.
Craig Posted 15 July 2009 Posted 15 July 2009 I get that as well. Phantom vibrations. Always in the same leg that my phone is next to when it's in my pocket. I assume it's just caused by phone radiation, like the stuff that gives brain tumours and shit. Nothing to worry about. Interesting.
Darkzzz_ Posted 15 July 2009 Posted 15 July 2009 In all seriousness thats a sympton of Gonaer..... Gohner.......Ghoner....., that STI that sounds like Gone her rear. Online Docters are awesome, what you want is one of those automated ones. Q: Do you have a headache (A: Yes) Q: Do you have a fever (A:Yes) Q: Do you have a slight itching in your nose (A:Yes) POSSIBLE CAUSES AIDS, Brain Tuma, Hepitus C, Flu. Nah, It can't be that. I only ever had one STD and that is gone, I had to have an operation to remove the damn thing. You lot think you have it easy, try having your cock hooked to a laser.
Tommy G Posted 15 July 2009 Author Posted 15 July 2009 I get that as well. Phantom vibrations. Always in the same leg that my phone is next to when it's in my pocket. I assume it's just caused by phone radiation, like the stuff that gives brain tumours and shit. Nothing to worry about. What the fook. I'm never putting my phone in my pocket again. See there's the first case solved
Steven Posted 15 July 2009 Posted 15 July 2009 Dr Monk, everytime anyone touches me near my groin area, i get this massive lump, and if you touch the lump enough, puss comes out of it.....please can you help!!!! Get a close friend to drain all the puss out.
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