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Not sure if this is a good idea or not, but this topic could be used to discuss any health problems people may have which could offer peace of mind or just a discussion on things people may have contracted that some other may have also. To kick things off I woke up this morning with a strange vibration in my leg that hasnt stopped lol

Sort of like a phone vibrating in my pocket, i'd imagine it is a trapped nerve or some kind of muscle spasms. unless it gets any worse I don't think its worth a Dr's visit..

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Not sure if this is a good idea or not, but this topic could be used to discuss any health problems people may have which could offer peace of mind or just a discussion on things people may have contracted that some other may have also. To kick things off I woke up this morning with a strange vibration in my leg that hasnt stopped lol

Sort of like a phone vibrating in my pocket, i'd imagine it is a trapped nerve or some kind of muscle spasms. unless it gets any worse I don't think its worth a Dr's visit..

Is phone in your pocket? and is it vibrating?

Dr Rice solves another mystery.

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I have had thing for ages now and the doctor just says its a sprained jaw but what happens is when I am eating or summat' my jaw feels as if it pops out of place then clicks back in place again. It isn't a pain but it does hurt.

When I am eating everyone says that they can hear it, it makes like a clicking noise.

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Dr Tommy G. Why is my piss bright yellow in the mornings? (Don't say I don't take on enough water because I down that shit for fun)

I'm not a friggin Dr!

Someone else may have the bright yellow piss problem same as you and might know the reason why though. Try drinking an extra glass of water before bed?

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I'm not a friggin Dr!

Someone else may have the bright yellow piss problem same as you and might know the reason why though. Try drinking an extra glass of water before bed?

Thanks doc.

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I have an ingrowing toenail. The ****er hurts like hell :@:cry: ! I just cant get round to going to the doctors to get it removed. Does anyone know if they just grow out?

DIY removal maybe?

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Dr Tommy G. Why is my piss bright yellow in the mornings? (Don't say I don't take on enough water because I down that shit for fun)

This could be due to the body losing fluids through sweating while you are sleeping.

Just a guess.

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I have an ingrowing toenail. The ****er hurts like hell :@:cry: ! I just cant get round to going to the doctors to get it removed. Does anyone know if they just grow out?

Turn it on and off again.

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Ha can we change the thread name to 'Foxestalk General Practice' :D

Tommy: Diagnosis - you're putting too much shit in your body (Creatine)

Nathan: Diagnosis - you're putting too much shit in your body (Mountain Dew)

Baker11: Action - come down here, I'll stamp on it for you, then it'll fall off.

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Ha can we change the thread name to 'Foxestalk General Practice' :D

Tommy: Diagnosis - you're putting too much shit in your body (Creatine)

Nathan: Diagnosis - you're putting too much shit in your body (Mountain Dew)

Baker11: Action - come down here, I'll stamp on it for you, then it'll fall off.

Could one of the mods do this.

Ta

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Ha can we change the thread name to 'Foxestalk General Practice' :D

Tommy: Diagnosis - you're putting too much shit in your body (Creatine)

Nathan: Diagnosis - you're putting too much shit in your body (Mountain Dew)

Baker11: Action - come down here, I'll stamp on it for you, then it'll fall off.

Hosted by the resident physician; Dr Monk!

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Dr Monk, everytime anyone touches me near my groin area, i get this massive lump, and if you touch the lump enough, puss comes out of it.....please can you help!!!! :(

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To kick things off I woke up this morning with a strange vibration in my leg that hasnt stopped lol

Sort of like a phone vibrating in my pocket, i'd imagine it is a trapped nerve or some kind of muscle spasms. unless it gets any worse I don't think its worth a Dr's visit..

I get that as well. Phantom vibrations. Always in the same leg that my phone is next to when it's in my pocket. I assume it's just caused by phone radiation, like the stuff that gives brain tumours and shit. Nothing to worry about.

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Can you do it for me Dr.....????? :(

You want me to chop off your cock? Are some kind of sicko?

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You want me to chop off your cock? Are some kind of sicko?

No, I don't have any chickens..........my grion infection doctor,........remember, you said I have to have it choppped off!!!!

It's not Sicko, but Sikho!!! :)

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Dr Tommy G. Why is my piss bright yellow in the mornings? (Don't say I don't take on enough water because I down that shit for fun)

In all seriousness thats a sympton of Gonaer..... Gohner.......Ghoner....., that STI that sounds like Gone her rear. :P

Online Docters are awesome, what you want is one of those automated ones.

Q: Do you have a headache (A: Yes)

Q: Do you have a fever (A:Yes)

Q: Do you have a slight itching in your nose (A:Yes)

POSSIBLE CAUSES

AIDS, Brain Tuma, Hepitus C, Flu.

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I get that as well. Phantom vibrations. Always in the same leg that my phone is next to when it's in my pocket. I assume it's just caused by phone radiation, like the stuff that gives brain tumours and shit. Nothing to worry about.

Interesting.

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In all seriousness thats a sympton of Gonaer..... Gohner.......Ghoner....., that STI that sounds like Gone her rear. :P

Online Docters are awesome, what you want is one of those automated ones.

Q: Do you have a headache (A: Yes)

Q: Do you have a fever (A:Yes)

Q: Do you have a slight itching in your nose (A:Yes)

POSSIBLE CAUSES

AIDS, Brain Tuma, Hepitus C, Flu.

Nah, It can't be that. I only ever had one STD and that is gone, I had to have an operation to remove the damn thing. You lot think you have it easy, try having your cock hooked to a laser.

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I get that as well. Phantom vibrations. Always in the same leg that my phone is next to when it's in my pocket. I assume it's just caused by phone radiation, like the stuff that gives brain tumours and shit. Nothing to worry about.

What the fook. I'm never putting my phone in my pocket again.

See there's the first case solved :D

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Dr Monk, everytime anyone touches me near my groin area, i get this massive lump, and if you touch the lump enough, puss comes out of it.....please can you help!!!! :(

Get a close friend to drain all the puss out. :whistle:

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