samlcfc Posted 25 October 2009 Posted 25 October 2009 watching the simpsons now kent wins the lottery homer: he may have won the lottery but theres one thing he can't buy marge: whats that? homer: .......a dinosaur!!
The Doctor Posted 28 October 2009 Posted 28 October 2009 That episode where ned becomes principal is quite funny S.I.C : That sounded like a prayer, a prayer in a public school! God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place in organised religion! Ned : May the lord bless and keep you... S.I.C. : Yeah, Yeah. Take it outside, God boy.
Webbo Posted 28 October 2009 Posted 28 October 2009 Favourite Character and quote; Lionel Hutz, the last quote on here.
sdb Posted 28 October 2009 Posted 28 October 2009 There's gotta be some TV special marking the 20th anniversary hasn't there? Have I missed it, or is there 1 schedueled?
maddog Posted 5 November 2009 Posted 5 November 2009 Homer: Goodbye Lisa, remember me as i am, filled with murderous rage!
Part Of The Crowd Posted 5 November 2009 Posted 5 November 2009 All about Wiggum. Wiggum is amazing, a couple of my favourite quotes are: 'And Lou, do you see what happens if you give me my coffee cold?' (From within a cell) 'But Chief, you asked me to get you an iced tea' And then there is this one. 'Hey you hit him Lou, way to go!' 'You sound like you didn't expect me to do that' 'Jeez, I was just trying to give you some positive comments... ... ... Jerk' 'Well that's positive' 'You are a jerk, you jerk'
Houdini Logic Posted 5 November 2009 Posted 5 November 2009 Grandpa probably tops the fav quote of all time... 'My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot and a communist, but he is not a porn star.'
maddog Posted 6 November 2009 Posted 6 November 2009 Quality episode on now, the one where Homer challenges everyone to a duel
lavrentis Posted 7 November 2009 Posted 7 November 2009 This makes me laugh, its a line from Luigi, Imagine it in his accent (from the episode where Homers a food critic) "He gave mya restaurant a bad review. So one of my friends put a horse head in his bed. He ate the horse head and gave it a bad review!"
Libertine Posted 7 November 2009 Posted 7 November 2009 This makes me laugh, its a line from Luigi, Imagine it in his accent (from the episode where Homers a food critic)"He gave mya restaurant a bad review. So one of my friends put a horse head in his bed. He ate the horse head and gave it a bad review!" "True story."
Tilley Posted 7 November 2009 Posted 7 November 2009 "He gave mya restaurant a bad review. So one of my friends put a horse head in his bed. He ate the horse head and gave it a bad review!" :laugh: :laugh: Fucking love that.
Libertine Posted 10 November 2009 Posted 10 November 2009 "The whole thing's about as useless as that yellow, lemon shaped rock over there.. Hey, wait a minute... There's a lemon behind that rock!"
Part Of The Crowd Posted 10 November 2009 Posted 10 November 2009 Libertine 'Hey kids, lets drive through that field of Cactusses'
Libertine Posted 10 November 2009 Posted 10 November 2009 Libertine'Hey kids, lets drive through that field of Cactusses' Bart: Yeh! Lisa: Yeh! Bob (underneath car): Noooo! Homer: Oh, two against one.
ACF Posted 11 November 2009 Posted 11 November 2009 Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.
Libertine Posted 11 November 2009 Posted 11 November 2009 Itchy and Scratchy Land is a great episode. So many brilliant lines. Mother: Come along Bort. Man named Bort: Are you talkin' to me? Mother: No, my son is also named Bort. --- Bart (and Homer later): With a dry, cool wit like that, I could be an action hero. --- Marge: I have nothing to say to you. Homer: But Marge, I was a political prisoner. Marge: How were you a political prisoner? Homer: I kicked a giant mouse in the butt! Do I have to draw you a diagram?
Tilley Posted 15 November 2009 Posted 15 November 2009 "Am I turning you on?" "No" "What if I undo this button?" "Goodnight Homer" "What if I talk like thisss"
maddog Posted 15 November 2009 Posted 15 November 2009 "100 bucks for a comic book, who painted it Michael Melangelo"?
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