General Smuts Posted 15 December 2009 Posted 15 December 2009 Them: What time is it? Me: Chico time Them: I'm not familiar with that period in history Me: Ha. You said period. This convo was with a cat in a jumper. Can't even afford hats nowadays. Dr Suess would be livid if he knew how much the credit crunch has affected his work.
General Smuts Posted 16 December 2009 Posted 16 December 2009 My new brazilian girlfriend is asking me what im laughing at all the time... would you like to introduce yourself smuts I'm sure i'll meet her before day breaks. Tell her to ask everyone she subsequently meets if they will 'Jizz in my eye?' i will reply with 'aye'. And then charm her credit card details from her and during the inevitable sexy talk will make her reveal her mothers maiden name to me. I will then move to Barbados to live life out on the open sea. It's a pirate life for me.
General Smuts Posted 16 December 2009 Posted 16 December 2009 Opening any convo with 'Old enough to fook?' is so MONEY!
General Smuts Posted 16 December 2009 Posted 16 December 2009 Opening any convo with 'Old enough to fook?' is so MONEY! JACKPOT! Granny with a tattoo on her tit. Definately DTF.
Guest Bilo Posted 16 December 2009 Posted 16 December 2009 More keyboard warriros than there are on here.
General Smuts Posted 16 December 2009 Posted 16 December 2009 Given up gone on Cam4 and decorated the carpet. Too much effort for my liking.
SystonFox Posted 16 December 2009 Posted 16 December 2009 just got a proper keyboard warrior throwing gang signs at me, hat on backwards, scarf covering mouth the woorks. brilliant.
Samilktray Posted 16 December 2009 Posted 16 December 2009 No freeking way!? Spending the rest of the day on this now!
Flynny Posted 16 December 2009 Posted 16 December 2009 No freeking way!?Spending the rest of the day on this now! I don't know what was going on but iI could hear a man grunting as well so perhaps not such a great idea.
Flynny Posted 16 December 2009 Posted 16 December 2009 Okay now there's actual porn how has this happened?
AjcW Posted 16 December 2009 Posted 16 December 2009 Alot of these are were they put the webcam up against a tv or computer screen thats playing porn or a strip cam etc..
Flynny Posted 16 December 2009 Posted 16 December 2009 Alot of these are were they put the webcam up against a tv or computer screen thats playing porn or a strip cam etc.. Both of those were neither, one was just a porn stream and the screenshot looked genuine but might have been an "amateur" one.
General Smuts Posted 16 December 2009 Posted 16 December 2009 Pretty sure i just got the Numa Numa kid.
lcfc_jme Posted 16 December 2009 Posted 16 December 2009 Alot of these are were they put the webcam up against a tv or computer screen thats playing porn or a strip cam etc.. Don't get jealous. Go out and have real sex instead.
AjcW Posted 16 December 2009 Posted 16 December 2009 Don't get jealous. Go out and have real sex instead. i was just explaining it to flynny not jelous.
Simi Posted 16 December 2009 Posted 16 December 2009 Do you have to turn your webcam on to see sombody elses?
samlcfc Posted 16 December 2009 Posted 16 December 2009 Do you have to turn your webcam on to see sombody elses? no, but a lot of people would disconnect if you didnt i reckon, some weird people on it, some person i found last night had their webcam go from him talking to me, to a picture of some woman being slapped in the face by a cock, to a guy being bummed by a pig
General Smuts Posted 16 December 2009 Posted 16 December 2009 Do you have to turn your webcam on to see sombody elses? No but it seems the lasses dont like it if you dont.
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