Zingari Posted 12 February 2010 Posted 12 February 2010 If you can stop thinking about filling your face with various pancakes for a few moments , what are you getting your loved one this year to show how much you care ? how about a nice book like this ? http://www.allbookstores.co.uk/book/190510...ose_Weight.html it says so much, and shows how much you care
lou Posted 12 February 2010 Posted 12 February 2010 If you can stop thinking about filling your face with various pancakes for a few moments , what are you getting your loved one this year to show how much you care ?how about a nice book like this ? http://www.allbookstores.co.uk/book/190510...ose_Weight.html it says so much, and shows how much you care If sex made you slim Id be a size zero!
Guest Bilo Posted 12 February 2010 Posted 12 February 2010 I'm not going to comment and bring up mental images for the good of everyone here.
lildave3 Posted 12 February 2010 Posted 12 February 2010 If sex made you slim Id be a size zero! I dread to think what'd happen if any of your kids ever read FoxesTalk
Zingari Posted 12 February 2010 Author Posted 12 February 2010 I dread to think what'd happen if any of your kids ever read FoxesTalk did you see colleen nolans kids squirming on tv when she was telling everyone about filming herself havin a shag ?
Houdini Logic Posted 12 February 2010 Posted 12 February 2010 If you can stop thinking about filling your face with... Wondered where that was going for a minute
Thracian Posted 12 February 2010 Posted 12 February 2010 Stockings and suspenders. I love em and buy them in hope every year.
Zingari Posted 12 February 2010 Author Posted 12 February 2010 Stockings and suspenders. I love em and buy them in hope every year. dont you find them a bit itchy ? i do
Guest nathan. Posted 12 February 2010 Posted 12 February 2010 If sex made you slim Id be a size zero!
lou Posted 12 February 2010 Posted 12 February 2010 I dread to think what'd happen if any of your kids ever read FoxesTalk They wont! Ive made sure of that!
lcfc_jme Posted 12 February 2010 Posted 12 February 2010 If sex made you slim Id be a size zero! lol wasted a good mouthful of Duvel reading that!! My mrs is going to enjoy Valentines Day, I reckon.
lou Posted 12 February 2010 Posted 12 February 2010 lol wasted a good mouthful of Duvel reading that!!My mrs is going to enjoy Valentines Day, I reckon. Ahh thats so sweet! Im not expecting much being married
Zingari Posted 12 February 2010 Author Posted 12 February 2010 Ahh thats so sweet! Im not expecting much being married have you never heard of Lysistrata ?
lou Posted 12 February 2010 Posted 12 February 2010 have you never heard of Lysistrata ? I have now! Cheers Zing!
The Doctor Posted 12 February 2010 Posted 12 February 2010 valentines day is just a pointless commercial holiday. Completely irrelavent and not worth the fuss people make year on year.
Koke Posted 12 February 2010 Posted 12 February 2010 I'm doing something nice for her. I hope she likes it and enjoys it and everything.
Samilktray Posted 12 February 2010 Posted 12 February 2010 Might treat myself to a romantic posh wank.
lou Posted 12 February 2010 Posted 12 February 2010 I'm doing something nice for her. I hope she likes it and enjoys it and everything. She will, good for you! Might treat myself to a romantic posh wank. Romance lives!
Tommeh Posted 12 February 2010 Posted 12 February 2010 Meh. Suppose I should really get something tomorrow, seeing as shes been saying i've got something incredible all week. Bristol City tickt will be £15 so that leaves a fiver for her off my 20 note in hand.
Libertine Posted 12 February 2010 Posted 12 February 2010 I have low expectations. Cuppa tea maybe. Made the correct way, I hope.
AoWW Posted 12 February 2010 Posted 12 February 2010 Made the correct way, I hope. Like I say, I have low expectations... and I'm unfussy about the order of milk, t-bag, sugar, hot water. (Unlike some!) Tbh, I'd prefer a cup of coffee, but there's zero chance of that happening.
Wycombe Fox Posted 12 February 2010 Posted 12 February 2010 I'm taking my girlfriend to Venice tomorrow to stay in a top hotel just off St. Marks Square. We're going for a romantic meal on Sunday night followed by a private boat trip around the lagoon. I've arranged for the hotel to go into our room whilst we're out and for them to light loads of candles, have champagne ready in an ice bucket and to scatter red rose petals all over the floor and bed. The wife's getting a box of chocolates.
BoneDog Posted 12 February 2010 Posted 12 February 2010 Think I'll probably just get out of the bath, put me headband and flip-flops on and dance naked in front of the tele for half hour. Might rub a bit of oil on me butt cheeks and nipples as part of the show if I'm in a good mood. Then I may do 10 minutes of oiled up breakdancin on the laminate if she's enjoyin the show
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